Copyright Millennium Records Pte Ltd. (2000)
From the album Yugimania Returns
Track 17: Real Slim Shadi -- Shadi.
Warning: Explicit Content. Parental Guidance Adviced.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shadi please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shadi please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen Item holders before
Jaws all on the floor like Mai, like Joey just burst in the door
and started kissin her ass worse than before.
They first were duelling, then gave up and start sexing {*Ahh!*}
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Tea G said... nothing you idiots!
Tea G dead, she's locked in my basement! {*Ha-ha!*}
Feminist women love Shadi, say:
"Thanks Shadi, I'm sick of her!
Look at her, walkin around flashing her good-girl-look
Givin her friend-ship-speech,"
"She thinks she's so cute though!"
Yeah, if you ever get a couple of screws up in your head loose
Hey no prob, cos I just enter your head and fix em!
Sometimes, I wanna throw out the Key and just let loose, but can't
tho it's cool for Bakura to toss his Item.. {*it just comes back to him!*}
My Key is on your forehead! My Key is on your forehead!
And if you're lucky, I'll get in and mess it up until you're dead!
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know how gruesome Yu-Gi-Oh is.
Of course they gonna know how bloody Dark Games are
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got Warner Brothers 4 Kids don't they?
But we ain't nothing but cartoons..
Well, some of us have Yamis
Who pull other people's eyes out and lick the blood{*SLURP*}
But if kids can lug old card games and duel discs
Then there's no reason Kaiba cant make his company
Sponsor Battle City; heck his bad business sense;
Just ignore him, blow your nose, sing my chorus and it goes
Chorus:
I'm Slim Shadi, yes I'm the real Shadi
All you other Slim Shadis are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shadi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Yami Yugi don't gotta cuss his opponents to win his battles;
Gouls do, so fuck them and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a baddie?
Half the main characters don't even see me, let alone know me!
"But Shadi, what if Evil wins, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can see me stick my key into Ishizu?
Shit, Tea's here I thought I killed her?
Don't wanna sit thru no friendship speech or pep talk.
And see'in 'em listen to that bitch makes me barf.
You goddamn Yamis, make me come to Y2K!
I'm a guardian, not a bloody detective! {*curse you!*}
I should toss away my Key and retire right now
And show the whole world how Shadi enjoys himself {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of Millenium Items and jewellery, all you do is bloody annoy me
Tho I have been sent here to protect them {*Garrgh*}
And there is NOBODY OUT THERE old as me
who guard like me; yet just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
there just might be a Next Best Thing but not quite me!
Chorus:
I'm Slim Shadi, yes I'm the real Shadi
All you other Slim Shadis are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shadi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm just a head trip when I do you, cause I'm only scannin you
See things you think about and play about inside your soul room
The only difference is I got the Key to do it! {*haHAH*}
In front of y'all and you don't get to be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get into your head and search it
And whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just get it
I'll find everything in your soul room! You just cannot hide it!
Then you wonder how these kids eat up these cartoons like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate it's goin when they're thirty
They'll be the only generation in the office duelling
Playing with cards when their boss goes off tending a meeting.
But this whole merchandise thing means they just aren't working.
And every single person is a duelist lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, buyin fake Millenium Rings.
Or in the parking lot duelling,
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With all the cars honking him to just go and park.
So, will the real Shadi please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus:
I'm Slim Shadi, yes I'm the real Shadi
All you other Slim Shadis are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shadi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shadi in all of us
And fuck it, damn it, I AM NOT FAT!
From the album Yugimania Returns
Track 17: Real Slim Shadi -- Shadi.
Warning: Explicit Content. Parental Guidance Adviced.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shadi please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shadi please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen Item holders before
Jaws all on the floor like Mai, like Joey just burst in the door
and started kissin her ass worse than before.
They first were duelling, then gave up and start sexing {*Ahh!*}
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Tea G said... nothing you idiots!
Tea G dead, she's locked in my basement! {*Ha-ha!*}
Feminist women love Shadi, say:
"Thanks Shadi, I'm sick of her!
Look at her, walkin around flashing her good-girl-look
Givin her friend-ship-speech,"
"She thinks she's so cute though!"
Yeah, if you ever get a couple of screws up in your head loose
Hey no prob, cos I just enter your head and fix em!
Sometimes, I wanna throw out the Key and just let loose, but can't
tho it's cool for Bakura to toss his Item.. {*it just comes back to him!*}
My Key is on your forehead! My Key is on your forehead!
And if you're lucky, I'll get in and mess it up until you're dead!
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know how gruesome Yu-Gi-Oh is.
Of course they gonna know how bloody Dark Games are
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got Warner Brothers 4 Kids don't they?
But we ain't nothing but cartoons..
Well, some of us have Yamis
Who pull other people's eyes out and lick the blood{*SLURP*}
But if kids can lug old card games and duel discs
Then there's no reason Kaiba cant make his company
Sponsor Battle City; heck his bad business sense;
Just ignore him, blow your nose, sing my chorus and it goes
Chorus:
I'm Slim Shadi, yes I'm the real Shadi
All you other Slim Shadis are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shadi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Yami Yugi don't gotta cuss his opponents to win his battles;
Gouls do, so fuck them and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a baddie?
Half the main characters don't even see me, let alone know me!
"But Shadi, what if Evil wins, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can see me stick my key into Ishizu?
Shit, Tea's here I thought I killed her?
Don't wanna sit thru no friendship speech or pep talk.
And see'in 'em listen to that bitch makes me barf.
You goddamn Yamis, make me come to Y2K!
I'm a guardian, not a bloody detective! {*curse you!*}
I should toss away my Key and retire right now
And show the whole world how Shadi enjoys himself {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of Millenium Items and jewellery, all you do is bloody annoy me
Tho I have been sent here to protect them {*Garrgh*}
And there is NOBODY OUT THERE old as me
who guard like me; yet just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
there just might be a Next Best Thing but not quite me!
Chorus:
I'm Slim Shadi, yes I'm the real Shadi
All you other Slim Shadis are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shadi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm just a head trip when I do you, cause I'm only scannin you
See things you think about and play about inside your soul room
The only difference is I got the Key to do it! {*haHAH*}
In front of y'all and you don't get to be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get into your head and search it
And whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just get it
I'll find everything in your soul room! You just cannot hide it!
Then you wonder how these kids eat up these cartoons like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate it's goin when they're thirty
They'll be the only generation in the office duelling
Playing with cards when their boss goes off tending a meeting.
But this whole merchandise thing means they just aren't working.
And every single person is a duelist lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, buyin fake Millenium Rings.
Or in the parking lot duelling,
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With all the cars honking him to just go and park.
So, will the real Shadi please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus:
I'm Slim Shadi, yes I'm the real Shadi
All you other Slim Shadis are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shadi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shadi in all of us
And fuck it, damn it, I AM NOT FAT!
