Bonnie Who?

Journal Entry June 7th 2005

There was a big Graduation night party at Bonnie's tonight everyone that was invited showed up, I mean it was the party of the year. Well actually one invitee didn't show, Kim Possible. Gee I wonder why?

"I can't believe you actually went through with it Stoppable. How could you do that to Kim? I thought you two were tight." Bonnie had a lot of nerve to be asking me a question like that.

"You know a guy can only take so much abuse from a 'best friend'. I just got tired of being put down, decided to put her down."

"Still it was way harsh of you."

"Don't lie Bonnie you loved every second of it. After all you wouldn't have helped if you weren't going to enjoy it." Bonnie couldn't help but smile a big evil smile.

I remember the day we hatched our little plan to deal with Kim. I overheard her and 'Josh' talking outside her locker. Couldn't much help it seeing as how I was stuck in mine, Josh's buddies decided it would be fun to 'stuff the nerd'.

"Hey Kim." It was that oh so annoying voice of Mr. Mankey.

"Hey Josh. What's up?" Kim sounded like an angel.

"I was wondering…uh if you know…you wanted to move our relationship to the next level?" He actually sounded nervous, not just stupid.

"Do you mean what I think you mean?" Kim sounded a little nervous herself.

"Probably. You know." He leaned in close and whispered to her but I still heard it loud and clear. "Start having sex."

"Yes." One little word she said that nailed the coffin shut on her for me.

They went their separate ways after that, he headed to Baseball and she headed to cheer practice. I was eventually released from my locker. Bonnie had begun to wonder where I was, we usually met before practice. When I didn't show she came looking for me. She was actually a very nice person, once you got to know her.

"Ron are you ok? Why don't you stand up against those goon's of Mankey's?" Her concern was genuine, or close enough to it for me.

"What's the point Bon? School is over soon and I won't have to put up with them any longer." I was sounding really down, more than I usually did after getting stuffed. Bonnie wouldn't let me slide like Kim often did.

"What the Hell has gotten into you Ron? The Ron I know doesn't take shit, he dishes it out."

"Well Bonnie, hear me out on this one." She nodded her head knowing I was going to really unload something big. I laid out the situation as I saw it. "I mean I was there with her for years, risking my life and well being. Totally saving her ass on more than one occasion and you know what she does? She treats me like shit. Me! I'm done playing the sucker here, its time for a little fun at her expense." We quickly hatched a scheme to put 'little miss bitch' in her place.

Bonnie told me later just how easy it was to steer Kim right into our trap.

The cheerleaders had finished practice and were getting cleaned up. Bonnie and Kim were the last two in the showers.

"What are you so happy about Possible?" Bonnie could easily see just how radiant Kim looked.

"Well not that its any of your business Bonnie." Kim knew Bonnie had been insanely jealous of the way Josh ditched her for Kim. "Josh and I are going to be, well we're going to be having sex."

"Is that what they call it? I thought it was 'fucking', oh I forgot little miss priss the virgin couldn't use a naughty word like 'fuck'." Bonnie knew exactly how to get Kim going.

"Fine I guess we'll be 'fucking'. Happy now BonBon?" Got her going, now reel her in Bonnie.

"I guess poor Josh will have to settle for a second rate first fuck from you Kim."

"What do you mean Bonnie? Every guy dreams of popping this cherry." She let her hand brush down to touch her fiery red pubic hair.

"Believe me Kimmie, Josh has popped plenty of cherries in his day. He probably thinks you know what you're going to be doing. You're Kim Possible…'she can do anything', except be good in bed."

"What are you saying I need a practice fuck or something?"

"Couldn't hurt."

They headed out of the shower to towel off and get dressed. Bonnie let her eye wander over Kim's dripping wet body, she always got a little turned on by the redhead. "So who are you going to use? For your practice fuck?"

"I don't use people Bonnie. That's your department." Sassy little bitch isn't she.

"Why don't you ask dork boy? I'm sure he'd love to do it for you, and to you."

"His name is Ron, Bonnie." Kim was pissed that Bonnie always treated Ron like dirt, little did she know they were actually seeing each other.

"I meant Robert Johnson, still I guess I see how you really feel about Stoppable." Bonnie was really pushing her buttons now. "You think Ron would be a good choice? I mean has he even seen a girl naked? How good can he be?" Bonnie knew exactly how good Ron was, with his 'magic fingers'.

"Ron isn't like that, he is my best friend. I don't think he'd want to ruin our friendship, just for that."

"Come off it Kim, Ron's been in love with you for years. I can't believe you never noticed. I mean he followed you to the ends of the earth, risking his life with you and for you on a near weekly basis. I don't think mere friendship was his motivation. Maybe you've just been to self-absorbed to see it. That boy loves you Kim." Bonnie played it to the hilt, laying on a line of bullshit so deep you needed boots.

Kim sat down on the bench, shocked at what she just realized. 'How could I not have seen it before, he does love me. Do I, can I, could I love him too?' "Thanks for the advice Bonnie. Gotta jet. I have plans to make." Kim quickly dressed and ran out of the locker room.

Bonnie watched her leave and finished getting dressed. When she was done she pulled her cell phone out and hit the #1 speed dial.

"She bought it. Hook line and sinker. See you later tonight Ronnie."