Since the people were laughing at him, and not with him...he fell down and began to cry. Slash decided to rename Cody into the new and improved name of Cobi. "I now dub you Cobi, the idiot of the past, present, and future. Enjoy." Cobi looked up and growled, angered at the slime in front of him. He jumped up and began to pummel Slash again, in hopes of causing him some sort of extreme harm. Since this had been tried before, Slash just laughed and watched while the fists of the brat became stuck within him once again. "Gah!!!" Cobi yelled, and spewed some pre-chewed meat out of his mouth. "Oh. Nice! I have meat? Hurrah!" and he yelled at Slash to let him go, upon which Slash just laughed harder. Cobi, the new and improved, began to slowly unthaw the meat and make it into its usable state. It was such a difficult task, and Cobi such an impatient child that the time to make the meat took about nineteen hours. During the time of Life, the Universe, and of course Everything, Cobi had managed to convince Slash that he was the grubbiest and most offensive child in existence to date. No one said this was a bad thing, other than of course everyone who wasn't Cobi. People considered the form by which the child made the meat was a cruel and disgruntling form of meat creation.
Surrounding Cobi, Slash, and Tara, the swarm of Metalys...(actually...it was only one...) laughed and chuckled tremendously. The din caused a mass suicide of the germs located within Cobi's ears and angered them to extremes. The Meat Orb shone in Cobi's hand and convinced the Metaly to bite him. Cobi fell over gasping in pain.