Monday, May 12, Homeroom

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACCTUALLY GOT TO GO TO THE SENIOR PROM! With of course the love of my life, Michael. Skinner box was awesome too. So far about eight people have come up to me, telling me how great I looked on Saturday night with Michael, and not calling me some sort of freak.... like Lana is right now.

Now that I have reached self-actualization, I will now:

Help Lilly get over Boris. Sheesh, sometimes Lilly makes no sense. She's telling me now that "How could Boris be dating TINA?" Hmm. I wonder, remember my party Lilly, seven minutes in heaven ring a bell? You kind have just ditched Boris for Jangbu and THEN got to second base with him. Also don't forget the whole dropping the globe on his head disaster. Now you want Boris back?

STOP BITING MY NAILS, even the FAKE ones.

Stand up to Lana Weinberger.