** okay I finally did it people, I put on my Kare Kano soundtrack sat down
and typed up what was already written, I apologize for the wait it was not
intended just other circumstances made it work out like this, so onto
Chapter 6 for those of you still with me here...
Chapter 6 – Special Instructions for Going Insane
He approached the typewriter and noticed a paper sticking out of it. He took the paper out and found three lines...
You're all surely soon to die...Do-dah...Do-dah
Chris recognized what this went with immediately and put it with the first note, and decided it was the creepiest thing in the zombie-ridden house. Well that and the mysteriously disappearing pie. "What the hell is going on here?" he thought to himself. Speaking of pie, he looked next to the typewriter to see that there was a whole pumpkin pie this time, not just one piece. Now under any other circumstances the pie would look pretty appetizing but after seeing the zombie's head explode, our hero wasn't up for eating anything. Looking around he noticed other items in the room as well. There was a kerosene container and fuel canteen. Seemed logical enough for those to be in the room together but what were they for? Chris gazed around some more and noticed some papers on top of a small table next to a large box.
The first thing he noticed about the paper was the bloody footprint on it. The title was particularly catchy as well: Special Instructions When Disposing of Dead Bodies. He read the paper and thought with a bit of a grin "I have to try this one out." Upon filling the canteen and taking out his lighter he stepped outside of the room and walked over to the body of his zombie pal that didn't explode upon meeting his bullets. He poured the kerosene over the corpse and set it on fire. To his surprise the zombie burned very quickly. "This little trick could come in handy," he thought putting both the canteen and his lighter in his pocket before heading up the stairs.
At the top of the stairs he stepped over the dead zombie and went through the door to the left, and found himself in yet another hallway. He made to the right and found a study. As he entered something shiny caught his attention out of the corner of his eye, and he discovered that it was a whistle. Next to it was a crumpled piece of paper. The memo informed the STARS member to blow the whistle on the balcony to call a dog with a special collar. "Great just great," he said. "We came in here to avoid the damn dogs, and now I'm calling them." He put the whistle in his pocket and realized he was quickly running out of pockets. He eyed a Botany Book on the table across from him; he picked it up, breezed through some of the pages and didn't understand a word of it. "Stupid herbs," he said as he turned and left the room.
He continued down the hallway and stopped at the last door. He paused there because he could hear voices behind the door. He couldn't make out what they were saying but there were definitely live people behind the door. But true to form, it was locked. He inspected the lock and saw an armor emblem above the lock.
Chris then crossed the main hall to the other side and up to the second floor of the dining room. He avoided the wandering zombie and went through the sword key door. There was a door to his left which was locked of course but it didn't have a sword or armor emblem on the lock like the others did. Frustrated and a bit exhausted with the same old bit with keys and emblems He backed up about halfway down the hallway and charged the door shoulder first. When he hit the door he felt it weaken, so he backed up and rammed it again. This time the frame gave and it swung open to reveal a large balcony.
This must be where I blow the whistle... He did so and almost instantly heard the click of claws on the hard surface of the balcony but there was too much noise for just one dog. 'Oh great,' he thought raising his gun and ready for the worst. As soon as the first dog came into view he took aim and shot it several times until it finally went down, he then quickly switched his attentions to the second dog that had rounded the corner. Once they were dead he snatched the collar of the dog. He fiddled around with it until a small coin popped out of the tag on it. He examined that and then much to his surprised it took the shape of a thin and fairly unstable looking key. 'This can't be used on a door,' he thought, but he pocketed the key anyway.
"I'm sick of this shit," he said "ya know what screw this." He went back to the door where he heard the voices and repeatedly kicked the door until it eventually swung open to reveal two very surprised and fearful faces...
** That's all for now folks, I'm not promising anything anymore cause I feel really bad when I never make my own deadlines. Thanks to those of you who have stuck around, and the newbie for whom I thank you kindly for the words of praise. Feedback is appreciated. Many thanks to you all!!!!!!!
Chapter 6 – Special Instructions for Going Insane
He approached the typewriter and noticed a paper sticking out of it. He took the paper out and found three lines...
You're all surely soon to die...Do-dah...Do-dah
Chris recognized what this went with immediately and put it with the first note, and decided it was the creepiest thing in the zombie-ridden house. Well that and the mysteriously disappearing pie. "What the hell is going on here?" he thought to himself. Speaking of pie, he looked next to the typewriter to see that there was a whole pumpkin pie this time, not just one piece. Now under any other circumstances the pie would look pretty appetizing but after seeing the zombie's head explode, our hero wasn't up for eating anything. Looking around he noticed other items in the room as well. There was a kerosene container and fuel canteen. Seemed logical enough for those to be in the room together but what were they for? Chris gazed around some more and noticed some papers on top of a small table next to a large box.
The first thing he noticed about the paper was the bloody footprint on it. The title was particularly catchy as well: Special Instructions When Disposing of Dead Bodies. He read the paper and thought with a bit of a grin "I have to try this one out." Upon filling the canteen and taking out his lighter he stepped outside of the room and walked over to the body of his zombie pal that didn't explode upon meeting his bullets. He poured the kerosene over the corpse and set it on fire. To his surprise the zombie burned very quickly. "This little trick could come in handy," he thought putting both the canteen and his lighter in his pocket before heading up the stairs.
At the top of the stairs he stepped over the dead zombie and went through the door to the left, and found himself in yet another hallway. He made to the right and found a study. As he entered something shiny caught his attention out of the corner of his eye, and he discovered that it was a whistle. Next to it was a crumpled piece of paper. The memo informed the STARS member to blow the whistle on the balcony to call a dog with a special collar. "Great just great," he said. "We came in here to avoid the damn dogs, and now I'm calling them." He put the whistle in his pocket and realized he was quickly running out of pockets. He eyed a Botany Book on the table across from him; he picked it up, breezed through some of the pages and didn't understand a word of it. "Stupid herbs," he said as he turned and left the room.
He continued down the hallway and stopped at the last door. He paused there because he could hear voices behind the door. He couldn't make out what they were saying but there were definitely live people behind the door. But true to form, it was locked. He inspected the lock and saw an armor emblem above the lock.
Chris then crossed the main hall to the other side and up to the second floor of the dining room. He avoided the wandering zombie and went through the sword key door. There was a door to his left which was locked of course but it didn't have a sword or armor emblem on the lock like the others did. Frustrated and a bit exhausted with the same old bit with keys and emblems He backed up about halfway down the hallway and charged the door shoulder first. When he hit the door he felt it weaken, so he backed up and rammed it again. This time the frame gave and it swung open to reveal a large balcony.
This must be where I blow the whistle... He did so and almost instantly heard the click of claws on the hard surface of the balcony but there was too much noise for just one dog. 'Oh great,' he thought raising his gun and ready for the worst. As soon as the first dog came into view he took aim and shot it several times until it finally went down, he then quickly switched his attentions to the second dog that had rounded the corner. Once they were dead he snatched the collar of the dog. He fiddled around with it until a small coin popped out of the tag on it. He examined that and then much to his surprised it took the shape of a thin and fairly unstable looking key. 'This can't be used on a door,' he thought, but he pocketed the key anyway.
"I'm sick of this shit," he said "ya know what screw this." He went back to the door where he heard the voices and repeatedly kicked the door until it eventually swung open to reveal two very surprised and fearful faces...
** That's all for now folks, I'm not promising anything anymore cause I feel really bad when I never make my own deadlines. Thanks to those of you who have stuck around, and the newbie for whom I thank you kindly for the words of praise. Feedback is appreciated. Many thanks to you all!!!!!!!
