Disclaimer: can you guess what it is? O.K., I know you can *sob*, I don't own Artemis Fowl. Isn't that horrible? Anyway, our guest in the story will be... Michelle! (I just picked a random one that I thought would go good in the story.) Well, you came here to read, not to listen to me babble, so here's the story.

Chapter Seven: Michelle

It was a girl of 12 who sat down next to Artemis. Her black hair was layered and highlighted with red. Artemis paid her no attention.

"Is this your first time on a plane?" the girl asked him.

"No," he told her shortly.

"It's my first time, I'm going to visit my grandma."

Artemis didn't know how to react, he had never know someone so focused on talking to him. Most people tried once realized that he wouldn't talk back and didn't try again.

"Do you know how extremely annoying it is for me to have to talk to someone of lower intelligence then myself?" he asked her.

"Most likely that is very annoying, but since you haven't proved that you are smarter them me you probably shouldn't say that."

Artemis heard a chuckle on the other side of him and turned around. Holly was grinning at him.

"Are you intentionally being annoying?" he asked the girl.

"I think I would have to say yes to that," she replied him. "What's your name anyway?"

"I think that would be none of your business."

"I was just thinking that because we are going to be sitting next to each other for around 16 hours we might try to get to know each other a bit. But it seems you aren't interested in getting to know new people so I won't try," so she started whistling as loud as she could.

Artemis was very tempted to say that because they were going to be sitting next to each other for so long she should shut up or he would throw her out the window. But then again, you couldn't open plane windows.

After about twenty minutes of the girl's whistling he turned to ask Butler to knock her on the head so she would be quite. When he turned he saw both Holly and his bodyguard laughing at him.

"It's nice to see you suffer for a change," Holly told him.

"To you maybe."

"Oh no, I think the rest of the world enjoys it to. And if you're so annoyed why don't you just ask her to stop?"

It was true, that would be easier then throwing her out the window. And surprisingly enough, no one next to them a asked her.

"O.K., whatever. Girl?" he said to her, "Would you mind stopping?"

"Agoo?" she said in a perfect imitation of a two-year-old.

"Don't you wish we had taken a shuttle?" Holly asked him in an evil voice.

Artemis put his head in his hands, how would he ever live to see Seattle?

"And my names not 'girl' it's Michelle," Michelle told him.

"Whatever," Artemis would have to get a better tolerance for such things. Who had ever head of a criminal mastermind saying 'whatever'? Twice! Twice in the last few minutes he had used that word.

"So what's your name," Michelle asked.

"That is still none of your business."

"You're right, it's not, but that doesn't mean you have to get all hot headed with me."

"Fine, my name's Artemis Fowl the Second, I am a criminal mastermind as was my father and his father back for over a hundred years. That satisfy you?"

"I've heard of you, or at least who you say you are. You're the one who sold the Great Pyramids."

"How do you know about that?" Artemis was sure that that deal had been top secret.

"My daddy bought them from you, I spend most of my time crawling around in them."

Now it was no mystery why this girl was so hyper, her father was a hard man. She was probably alone for mast of her life, so if she hadn't been able to keep herself amused she would have gone mad.

By now the plane had been in flight for about ten minutes and they had been on it for a little less then thirty.

"You may now unfasten your set belts," said the flight attendant over the intercom.

Noise filled the plane as people unbuckled their seat belts. About half an hour latter the flight attendant came by to offer everyone some snacks. And then, disaster struck.

A/N cliffhanger, cliffhanger! Hehehehehehe. Don't worry, I won't keep you in the dark to long. Sorry that's a short chapter *ducks as rotten food is thrown at her*, next one will be longer. Btw, tell me what you think of bringing in a guest (if people like it I will do it again). And did I do Michelle right? Anyway, review!