I do not own J.K. Rowling's world, or her Characters.
Anything you don't recognize belongs to me. :D
This is after 5th year, in the summer holidays (obviously) and Ellen and Sirius are together, and so are Lily and James.
Ellen is in the same year in Lily, and her best friend. There are other girls in their year, but more on them later!
This is for Lux and cute2boot - thanks for reviewing! See the bottom of the
story!
The Holiday From Hell
Chapter 2
Sirius landed on top of James in Ellen's fireplace. He scrambled to his feet. "It sure is hot!" he complained, stripping down to his boxers. He walked out outside.
James yelled after him "SIRIUS, GET SOME CLOTHES ON!" but he didn't think Sirius heard. He rolled his eyes, and got to his feet.
"James!" a voice squealed in his ear.
James looked at the voice. It was Lily, or looked an awful lot like her. But it could be Ellen, who was a metamorphmagus.
"Hi, Ellen," he said smugly.
Lily changed into Ellen. "How did you know it was me?" she whined.
"Lily's more modest," James replied happily, walking to the sea.
There, on the yellow sand, was Lily and SIRIUS! Locked in a passionate kiss.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" James screamed, blowing the ceiling off the roof, (if there had been one)
Lily saw him and grinned. "Hi again James! We have got to stop meeting like this!" She changed back into Ellen.
"Why were you and Sirius kissing as you as Lily?" James said, confused.
"Oh. He just wanted to know what it would be like!" Ellen said.
"Well. IT'S NOT AS THE REAL THING!!!" James yelled at Sirius, who was playing in the water. James left with dignity, but came running back, to ask Ellen where Lily was.
"Where's Lily, Ellen?" James asked Ellen.
Ellen changed into James to answer. "She went into town with Remmy!" she said gleefully, in James's voice.
Ellen scared James slightly. She could change her body completely to morph someone else's, so it was a reflection.
"You know, I've always wondered-"Ellen said, getting cut off by James.
"DON'T LOOK!"
The bad thing about morphs was the person changed in the clothes they were in. So Ellen's tiny hot pink bikini was stretched badly.
James was terrified. He was looking at himself in a hot pink bikini. And don't I look good! He thought. NO NO NO JAMES!
Ellen began flicking her bikini bottom string menacingly, so James left. Quickly.
Ellen changed back into herself and ran into the sea, next to Sirius, who was jumping every time a wave hit him.
"Si, the waves are meant to hit you! Don't be afraid!" she said to him, as he jumped.
Ellen spread her arms out, as a massive wave hit her. Her petite form was knocked over, and as she came to the surface, spluttering.
"Shut up, Sirius!" she wailed.
All Sirius did was laugh more.
"I didn't know cats were water creatures!" Sirius laughed.
"Well, they are!" Ellen sneered.
After that wise retort, Ellen escaped from Sirius, and headed over to Remus, who had just come back from town. Lily was nowhere to be seen, except with James, probably.
The only reason Ellen went out with Sirius was James had pleaded with her. And blackmailed her. Sirius annoyed James. He whined to James so he could go on his and Lily's dates, and then got shit-faced, and told Lily about all the stupid thing James had said and did.
Sirius was kinda hot, thought Ellen, and funny but he's just so fucking ANNOYING!
"Hello, Remus." Ellen greeted Remus.
"Hi." Was the non-committal reply.
"Moony, do you think it's funny to be knocked over by a wave?" Ellen interrogated him.
"Yes."
Ellen started to get angry, but then she realized what was up. She saw it in Remus's eyes.
"Do you think I should kill Sirius?"
"Yes."
"Can I screw your brother?"
"Yes."
"REMUS! Your in love!" Ellen said delightedly. "Where is she? What's her name? Is she hot? Does she go with you?"
Remus frowned. "That's exactly how Lily acted. She lives down the road, her name is Ann Smith, yes, she is hot, and she does go with me." Remus said defensively.
Ellen hugged Remus. "Shot! Is she a muggle?"
Remus nodded.
"Hee hee! Where Lily?" Ellen asked, looking around.
"Somewhere with James..." Remus said, in his vague way. "I'm gonna go to Ann's house. Bye!"
"DON'T LEAVE ME WITH SIRIUS!!!!!!" Ellen yelled after him.
Ellen walked back to Sirius, who was playing in the water happily.
"Hey, Ellen! I really missed you, ya know?" Sirius said delightedly.
"Really?" Ellen said with doubt.
"Really!" said Sirius, and gave her a big hug.
Ellen was more than slightly confused. Maybe James said something to him.
Sirius wrapped his arm around Ellen's waist. He was a very happy dog - er, person. He was with the person he depended on most. Except James. And Remus. Lily helped. Peter just got in the way.
"Wanna go into town?" Ellen asked Sirius.
"Sure!" Sirius said happily.
However, Sirius got bored with the pace of Ellen's walk. So he decided to speed her up a bit. He changed into his dog-form, and speed off.
"SIRIUS!" Ellen yelled after him.
Sirius turned around and cocked his head at Ellen. He woofed impatiently.
"Allright, allright. I'm coming." Ellen muttered, changing her legs into incredibly long ones.
She caught up to him on the edge of the town. Sirius woofed again.
"Ok, ok!" With a crinkling of her nose, she gave herself, short legs, wide, brown eyes, small ears, shiny brown hair, perfect teeth, and brown skin.
"Good enough?" she asked the dog, as a person came around the corner, and gave Ellen a odd look.
"Oops! Gonna have to be careful!" Ellen looked down, she was still in her bikini.
"Shit! Oh well, everyone wears one, aye Padfoot?" She asked the dog.
Sirius looked at her, woofed.
Sirius ran eagerly around the corner.
After looking around the town, and buying Sirius an ice-cream, they got bored and decided to head back home.
As soon as they got there, Sirius started whining.
"Ellen, I'm hungry! Ellen, feed me! ELLEN! WHERE ARE YOU???" Sirius said, walking around, looking for Ellen.
He looked in the toaster. No Ellen
He looked in the toilet bowl. No Ellen.
He looked in the dishwasher. No Ellen. Although, he nearly got his head stuck in there.
Ellen was hiding behind the couch. She thought she was very clever, until Sirius came along and sat on it.
Hiding behind the couch, Ellen swore. "Shit!"
!!!REVIEWERS!!!
Cute2boot - this is a crap story. Write up a better one, and I will 'attempt' to help. :P Good luck! P.S. Nice pix on the website! A thanks for saying it is good tho!
Lux - Of Course I'll write some more! I hope u like it! Got any ideas?
Anything you don't recognize belongs to me. :D
This is after 5th year, in the summer holidays (obviously) and Ellen and Sirius are together, and so are Lily and James.
Ellen is in the same year in Lily, and her best friend. There are other girls in their year, but more on them later!
This is for Lux and cute2boot - thanks for reviewing! See the bottom of the
story!
The Holiday From Hell
Chapter 2
Sirius landed on top of James in Ellen's fireplace. He scrambled to his feet. "It sure is hot!" he complained, stripping down to his boxers. He walked out outside.
James yelled after him "SIRIUS, GET SOME CLOTHES ON!" but he didn't think Sirius heard. He rolled his eyes, and got to his feet.
"James!" a voice squealed in his ear.
James looked at the voice. It was Lily, or looked an awful lot like her. But it could be Ellen, who was a metamorphmagus.
"Hi, Ellen," he said smugly.
Lily changed into Ellen. "How did you know it was me?" she whined.
"Lily's more modest," James replied happily, walking to the sea.
There, on the yellow sand, was Lily and SIRIUS! Locked in a passionate kiss.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" James screamed, blowing the ceiling off the roof, (if there had been one)
Lily saw him and grinned. "Hi again James! We have got to stop meeting like this!" She changed back into Ellen.
"Why were you and Sirius kissing as you as Lily?" James said, confused.
"Oh. He just wanted to know what it would be like!" Ellen said.
"Well. IT'S NOT AS THE REAL THING!!!" James yelled at Sirius, who was playing in the water. James left with dignity, but came running back, to ask Ellen where Lily was.
"Where's Lily, Ellen?" James asked Ellen.
Ellen changed into James to answer. "She went into town with Remmy!" she said gleefully, in James's voice.
Ellen scared James slightly. She could change her body completely to morph someone else's, so it was a reflection.
"You know, I've always wondered-"Ellen said, getting cut off by James.
"DON'T LOOK!"
The bad thing about morphs was the person changed in the clothes they were in. So Ellen's tiny hot pink bikini was stretched badly.
James was terrified. He was looking at himself in a hot pink bikini. And don't I look good! He thought. NO NO NO JAMES!
Ellen began flicking her bikini bottom string menacingly, so James left. Quickly.
Ellen changed back into herself and ran into the sea, next to Sirius, who was jumping every time a wave hit him.
"Si, the waves are meant to hit you! Don't be afraid!" she said to him, as he jumped.
Ellen spread her arms out, as a massive wave hit her. Her petite form was knocked over, and as she came to the surface, spluttering.
"Shut up, Sirius!" she wailed.
All Sirius did was laugh more.
"I didn't know cats were water creatures!" Sirius laughed.
"Well, they are!" Ellen sneered.
After that wise retort, Ellen escaped from Sirius, and headed over to Remus, who had just come back from town. Lily was nowhere to be seen, except with James, probably.
The only reason Ellen went out with Sirius was James had pleaded with her. And blackmailed her. Sirius annoyed James. He whined to James so he could go on his and Lily's dates, and then got shit-faced, and told Lily about all the stupid thing James had said and did.
Sirius was kinda hot, thought Ellen, and funny but he's just so fucking ANNOYING!
"Hello, Remus." Ellen greeted Remus.
"Hi." Was the non-committal reply.
"Moony, do you think it's funny to be knocked over by a wave?" Ellen interrogated him.
"Yes."
Ellen started to get angry, but then she realized what was up. She saw it in Remus's eyes.
"Do you think I should kill Sirius?"
"Yes."
"Can I screw your brother?"
"Yes."
"REMUS! Your in love!" Ellen said delightedly. "Where is she? What's her name? Is she hot? Does she go with you?"
Remus frowned. "That's exactly how Lily acted. She lives down the road, her name is Ann Smith, yes, she is hot, and she does go with me." Remus said defensively.
Ellen hugged Remus. "Shot! Is she a muggle?"
Remus nodded.
"Hee hee! Where Lily?" Ellen asked, looking around.
"Somewhere with James..." Remus said, in his vague way. "I'm gonna go to Ann's house. Bye!"
"DON'T LEAVE ME WITH SIRIUS!!!!!!" Ellen yelled after him.
Ellen walked back to Sirius, who was playing in the water happily.
"Hey, Ellen! I really missed you, ya know?" Sirius said delightedly.
"Really?" Ellen said with doubt.
"Really!" said Sirius, and gave her a big hug.
Ellen was more than slightly confused. Maybe James said something to him.
Sirius wrapped his arm around Ellen's waist. He was a very happy dog - er, person. He was with the person he depended on most. Except James. And Remus. Lily helped. Peter just got in the way.
"Wanna go into town?" Ellen asked Sirius.
"Sure!" Sirius said happily.
However, Sirius got bored with the pace of Ellen's walk. So he decided to speed her up a bit. He changed into his dog-form, and speed off.
"SIRIUS!" Ellen yelled after him.
Sirius turned around and cocked his head at Ellen. He woofed impatiently.
"Allright, allright. I'm coming." Ellen muttered, changing her legs into incredibly long ones.
She caught up to him on the edge of the town. Sirius woofed again.
"Ok, ok!" With a crinkling of her nose, she gave herself, short legs, wide, brown eyes, small ears, shiny brown hair, perfect teeth, and brown skin.
"Good enough?" she asked the dog, as a person came around the corner, and gave Ellen a odd look.
"Oops! Gonna have to be careful!" Ellen looked down, she was still in her bikini.
"Shit! Oh well, everyone wears one, aye Padfoot?" She asked the dog.
Sirius looked at her, woofed.
Sirius ran eagerly around the corner.
After looking around the town, and buying Sirius an ice-cream, they got bored and decided to head back home.
As soon as they got there, Sirius started whining.
"Ellen, I'm hungry! Ellen, feed me! ELLEN! WHERE ARE YOU???" Sirius said, walking around, looking for Ellen.
He looked in the toaster. No Ellen
He looked in the toilet bowl. No Ellen.
He looked in the dishwasher. No Ellen. Although, he nearly got his head stuck in there.
Ellen was hiding behind the couch. She thought she was very clever, until Sirius came along and sat on it.
Hiding behind the couch, Ellen swore. "Shit!"
!!!REVIEWERS!!!
Cute2boot - this is a crap story. Write up a better one, and I will 'attempt' to help. :P Good luck! P.S. Nice pix on the website! A thanks for saying it is good tho!
Lux - Of Course I'll write some more! I hope u like it! Got any ideas?
