A/N: Oh Enma I finally updated! *gasp in shock* ^_^;; I'm very lazy, I had this chapter already written down I just didn't feel like typing it. Gomen Nasi. But here ya go another chapter; kinda short but has lots of humor. ^_^ enjoy!
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Chapter 1: Finding a Place to stay
Yusuke open one eye groggily as a banging on his door refused to let him sleep. Looking over at his clock, he groaned and gritted his teeth as the clock flashed 2:00 am. Slipping out of the bed mumbling a few curses and threats along the way, he made his way to his apartment door.
"Alright already, shut up I'm coming!" he yelled thoroughly irritated. "If it's another mission, Koenma's getting a rei gun up his ass."
He finally throwing open the door, a scowl etched on his face.
"Yeah, what do ya want?"
The person was shadowed preventing Yusuke from seeing their face.
"Long time no see Urameshi."
A gentle snoring was his answer; the person fell over seeing Yusuke had fallen asleep against the door frame.
"Hey!"
Brow eye opened once more, a bit glazed over.
"Yeah, no see" he mumbled sleepily then yawning, he added "Do I know you?"
The person's eyebrow twitched rapidly, they stepped into the porch light. It took a few seconds for Yusuke's more than usual shut down brain to register who was on his door steps, he eyes snapped opened now fully alert.
"Hey weren't you in that boy band team my team beat?" he asked "What was your name again, Shishiana? Wait, that's the girl down the street's name."
Resisting the urge to do bodily harm to the dense boy, he shook his head furiously.
"Shishiwakamaru!"
"That's it, what do you want?" Yusuke asked once more "Do you know what time it is? People kick other people's ass for waking them up this late, your lucky I'm a nice guy."
"I do not keep human time" Shishi spat, his jaw clenched and reluctantly asked what he came for "I…need a place to stay…in Ningenkai."
Silence.
"Your joking, right?"
A vein pop throbbed at the top of Shishi's head, his body slowly going into it's natural form.
"NO!"
Yusuke picked his ear and looked at the wax boredly turning away from the bird demon.
"Why? Why here?"
"That is none of your business and this is the only worthy place left, I've tried Kurama's home."
Yusuke started shutting the door slowly making Shishi more furious. Who the hell did this boy think he was shutting the door in the great Shishiwakamaru's face!?
"Don't ignore me!"
The Reikai detective stopped the door just short of actually closing it.
"I don't have any room here, try Kuwabara's, just go down the street to the green house, turn right then keep going till you see a yellow house turn left and go a little ways down, you should see an alley. Go down the alley when you come out you'll see a white house with lots of cat figure and crap. Now let me sleep." He finished slamming the door and diving back into his warm bed, a snot bubble rising steadily from his nose.
Shishi glared at the door before him for a few seconds, a bit bristled that he was rushed away like that. He considered waking the detective up again just to piss him off but dismissed that thought as he head began to pound. He looked around and begun walking to the Kuwabara home, a small frown upon his lips.
"The alley" he grumbled, walking down a dark way. Yellow eyes walked after him hungrily.
Shishi stopped sensing he was being watched, violet eyes darted around him but nothing was seen, he resumed walking only slower and more alert. A small squeak of a roar echoed throughout the alley as something jumped on Shishi's head clinging tightly.
*Ding Dong*
Shizuru looked up from her late night TV show, her face twisted into a slightly annoyed look.
"Who the hell would be here this late."
Pondering a few moments if she should go answer the door, she finally gave in to the annoying repeating ringing. She twirled his cigarette between her fingers standing and making her way to the door. The older Kuwabara wrapped her slim fingers around the door knob and turned it pulling the door open, looking up she lifted a eyebrow and started chuckling at the scene before her.
"Meow." The small kitten mewed from it's resting place upon Shishi's head, Shishi gave her a heated look.
"Is this Kuwabara's house?" he growled reaching up the grab the kitten but recoiled his hand when it hissed.
"Shishiwakamaru, right?" Shizuru asked "What do you want?"
Shishi felt some of his control slip, this was the third time he had been asked this question and it was starting to become extremely irritating. Why couldn't these people just be able to read minds!?
"Need…place…stay" he answered each word forced from his mouth. Shizuru stared at him a moment, as if reading him before stepping aside.
"Be my guest."
Shishi stomped in, slamming the door behind it.
"Hey watch the door."
Shishi grumbled something watching Shizuru return to her TV show, he mentally groaned and cursed enough to make Yusuke wince. Did the idiot have to have a sister!? This was going to be the hardest month of his life.
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So what'd you thin? _ Yeah it's stupid right now but ah what are you going to do? Anyway if you guys are wondering why Shishi has to stay in Ningenkai this is not without reason! It'll be reveled in later chapters and its well…adds the drama to the fic. Moving on if anyone was confused about the cat thing, Shishi is a BIRD demon right? Cat's like birds…put it together -_-;; why do I even attempt humor when it ends up a bust? So…update!
