Hey guys, yes I finally updated this. I know you guys were waiting but I'm a
very very lazy person…actually I had to figure out which way I wanted this story
to go in but still! Anyway I guess you guys want me to shut up so you can
finally get the fic, fine go then, be that way, Review!

Disclaimer: I don't own Shishi, Shizuru, Kazuma or the cat or Yu Yu Hakusho,
damn it all.

==========================================================


Sounds of voices in a heated debate floated throughout the apartment, one voice calm and steady while the other seem restraining. Kuwabara shifted in his bed restlessly, the voices stirring him awake, he hesitated knowing the sun would
greet his eyes with painful reminder of the morning, but eventually cracked his black eyes open slowly then blinking the suns rays.

His legs swung the blanket that covered him, onto the floor, reveling boxer with crude looking hearts and the word "Yukina!!!" woven into them, his legs pushed his body up wobbling a bit at being unused for the night during slumber. He walked still half asleep down the hall from his room towards the voices, which resigned in the kitchen; turning into the door less opening it took him a moment to register the scene before him.

His sister sat on the counter besides the stove, a cigarette between her middle
and ring finger. Normal scene in the Kuwabara house, what was not normal was the
blue haired, seething demon leaning against the opposite counter from his
sister.

1…2…3

"You…you!" Kuwabara finally broke out pointing at the demon.

His sudden outburst diverted his sister and purple eyed demon from each other to
himself, Shishiwakamaru turning his glare and scowl onto the younger Kuwabara
sibling, but then his lips curved into a smug smirk.

"Kuwabara… the only one to actually lose to me within the time of under 10
seconds, how did that feel by the way?"

"Nani!?" Kuwabara screeched, raising his fist "You only got lucky cause you…" he
trailed off the idea finally coming up "What are you doing here!?"

Shishi raised a brow in amusement.

"Why, I'm staying here."

"NANI!? WHO SAYS!?"

A frying pan came in contact with the orange haired boy's head; his dark eyes
became swirls as he swayed around.

"I did, now shut up" Shizuru spoke up between the stick in her mouth, it bopped
up and down as her lips moved.

Kuwabara recovered quickly, staring wide eyed at his sister.

"Why, can't he stay with someone else!?"

Shishiwakamaru snorted, a scowl becoming etched on his handsome features.

"Trust me; this was not my first choice."

Kuwabara glared at the tone in the bird demon's voice, he turned a pleaded look towards his sister.

"Shut up, Kazuma."

Kuwabara felt like his wanted to stomp like a child at his request was denied, but he was man, kinda, and soon
accepted the arrangement only coming up with one rule.

"Stay away from my Eikichi-Chan!"

With that he ran back to his room to change. Shishiwakamaru was left temporarily dumbfounded at the idiocy displayed before him; he frowned, wondering if hopefully all humans in this realm weren't that stupid. The sound of someone clearing their voice drew back his attention to his first problem.

"Look" Shizuru began, sliding off the counter gracefully; she glanced at him
with a look that demanded to be yielded at "I'm allowing you to stay here
practically for free, you will cook."

An apron was thrown at him; he caught with ease his fist clutching the fabric tightly, the demon's eye twitched with annoyance staring sourly at the long white garment. He lifted his gaze only to find that the female he was about to tell off, had left, he heard the TV turn on and almost snarled when Shizuru's voice drifted in stating.

"And it better be good."

Shishi stared at the pots and pans that had been put out on the stove for him, his eyes drifting to the stove and then to the burners. He had no idea how to cook human food but didn't want to give the impression to anyone that he didn't. He lifted a pan, examining it, how hard could it be? If the stupid humans could do it all the time then himself sure as hell could. He grabbed things from the fridge placing them, still fully wrapped, into the pan dumping spices that he found, into it; he looked at the stove looking for something to spark a flame. His eyes caught the knob and he turned it watching the items began to sizzle; he smirked proudly at his work and waited, drumming his finger against the counter as his thoughts drifted off.

 His eye narrowed as he thought about the situation  he put himself into, submitting to the will of a sharp tongued female who
thought she ruled all. His temper was being laid on layer by layer at the thought, first beginning subjected to traveling into the human realm to escaped his damn yearly cycle, he didn't know why he went through it but it happened once a year for the past 200 yrs (I don't know if he's lived that long but hey he's a demon so its possible) and it was starting to piss the living hell out of him. Second he's forced to go ask people who he despised for a place to stay. Finally…when he found a place, it had to have a woman in it, an unbearable, overly proud, smoking female.

His thoughts turned over to Shizuru, cursing her very being yet a voice in the
back on his head complimenting her body. Shishi shook his head with disgust, it
was his cycle and nothing more, if he ever felt that way about a human he might
as well be a low class like the rest of the filthy human loving demons. Dark
smoke slowly starting to fill the kitchen distracted his thoughts, he stared at
the stove as the flames began to rise, and his face remained impassive as he walked
out the kitchen towards the room he had selected to stay in, at least giving the
curtsy to Shizuru telling her.



"There's a fire in your kitchen."

A few seconds later a surprised Shishiwakamaru was thrown back into the kitchen.

"Put it out, teme!" Shizuru yelled.

A few minutes into the kitchen, the fire finally was put out. A very unhappy looking Shishi stomped out the kitchen; his hair slightly burnt and face cover in some ashes. His face began to change and his horns becoming noticeable.

"Wench!"

His moves were quick, his hands moving to strike the human female. But he underestimated her as she dodged his moves with ease, a glare firmly on her face, she dodged his attack once more only to have a surprised move place on her as the bird demon grabbed her arm, twisting it behind her back, Shizuru leaned back flipping Shishi but the grip on her arm caused his to unexpectedly land on top of him. The bird demon's anger cooled at the close proximity of the female, his eyes becoming slightly glaze, his hand twitched rising. Shizuru watched him curiously, lifting a brow she began to stand, only, when she reached her knee, to be pulled back down on top of him.

"Hey!"

The word knocked Shishi backed to his senses, he scowled and cursed shoving the older Kuwabara roughly off him, and he walked quickly to his room, slamming the door behind him. Shizuru watched even more confused and slightly pissed at the
behavior towards her in her own home. Shishi punched the floor, still mentally cursing at his lack of control, he was almost about to do unspeakable things to the brown haired girl. His scowl deepened, this was dangerous, he would have to stay away from the female and avoid her like a plague, or otherwise, he might not be able to turn back next time.

==========================================================

Okay there ya go the 3rd chapter, hope you guys enjoyed it! To all the reviewer
of the last 2 chappys, Thankx! You guys are keeping me going on this fic!