I do not own J.K. Rowling's world, or her Characters.
Anything you don't recognize belongs to me. :D
This is after 5th year, in the summer holidays (obviously) and Ellen and Sirius are together, and so are Lily and James.
Ellen is in the same year in Lily, and her best friend. There are other girls in their year, but more on them later!
Please excuse and bad spelling, grammar... blah blah blah... I have no
spell check.
The Holiday From Hell
Chapter 4
"THIS CAPS IT ALL OFF, DOESN'T IT?!?!?!" Remus yelled, upon seeing Peter and Snape.
While he was being angry, Sirius and James were retching and Lily had fainted. Ellen got such a shock her features began flickering.
Snape the slut climbed off Peter and smoothed his robes. He stalked out of the house, his robes flowing magestically behind him. Peter sighed longingly.
Sirius stopped retching, only to throw himself at Peter, who was expecting a bit of a fondle. He was in for a surprise however, when Sirius began throttling him.
Peter began to turn blue.
"Ok, mate, lay off." James said half-heartedly.
Sirirus jerked Peter away from him, a look of disgust on his sharply etched features. "How could you?" he wailed.
"So? He's not cheating on his girlfriend with his best friends' girlfriend, is he?" Remus said bitterly, throwing himself in a recently cleaned chair.
Peter looked shocked. "So you-" he waved a hand in Lily direction on the floor, where she was blinking and looking shocked, "and you-" he looked up in the direction of the 6ft 3" giant, who was glaring at him.
"And you and you!" he cried, gesturing in the direction of James, was was looking sick, and Ellen, who's features had returned to normal.
"Hey!" Sirius protested
"I guess so." Lily said, who was looking tired.
"Shite." Peter muttered.
"That sums it up." James quipped
"When can we leave?" Ellen asked, walking over to the couch and sitting heavily in it.
Remus glared into the fireplace. "Not until next week today, sorry."
"WHAT???" asked 4 voices in disbelief.
Everyone looked at Peter.
"Sorry." he said, in a small voice
"Better be!" growled Sirius.
"Well... we can just catch the Knight bus home... now!" James said excitedly.
Remus fiddled with his necklace. "Well... we can't."
"YOU'RE KIDDING!" answered four voices.
"Yeah, I am. Pretty good joke though, huh?" Remus said, grinning at their scared voices.
"So that's it then! We pack, and leave this hellish holiday!" James said, looking relieved.
Lily groaned. "I can't! Vernon and Petunia are at home, while my parents holiday! I'll be killed!"
Remus shrugged. "I can't go home either. My aunt is staying at my place, there's no room for me. You four can go home though," he said generously.
"No." Sirius said seriously. "We look out for one anyother. Now is not the time to back on that."
These words had no effect on the girls, but the boys looked ashamed.
Everyone sat in the living room silently until Ellen piped up, "I'm bored!"
"I'll do a magic trick!" James said excitedly. "I'll pull a potato from my pocket!"
The others watched, slightly interested, as James pulled a potato from his pocket.
"That's my magic trick!" James said.
The others clapped reluctantly.
James bowed. As he straightened, an owl collided with the back of his head. The others burst out laughing.
"That's a good trick, James!" Ellen said, chuckling.
"Ow..." James rubbed the back of his head. He could fell a headache coming on. He grabbed the letter from the owl, and read it out loud.
"Dear Mr J. H. Potter
We have received reports from our Intellengence that you used an Accio charm at 2:11. Now, since you think you're the bomb, we would have given you a warning. However, since it was done in the presense of a muggle... we are considering suspension from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
You will be notified on your return to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Until then, happy holidays.
Yours Sincerely, Hopscotch Hopkirk"
"Well. What a bunch of shit," James said, grabbing a quill and ink from the table, and sitting down. There, he flipped his letter over and composed his letter for all to hear...
"Dear Mr Hopkirk, the idiot."
"James!" squealed Lily. "You can't write that!"
"Dear Mr Hopkirk."
"Better?"
"Better."
"Dear Mr Hopkirk.
Your "Intellegence" can't be very intellengent, seeing as I didn't use a "Accio charm."
I pulled a potato out of my pocket. You may be wondering why i carry a potato in my pocket, but keep wondering. I have my reasons.
We have no muggles in this dwelling. We are all wizards and witches. Some more than others.
Yours insincerely,
J. H. Potter (the mintest one of them all!)
He attached the letter to the owls leg, and it flew off.
"So," he said, turning to face the group, "who's the muggle?"
"I am." someone said, walking out of the fridge...
I need someone with a spellcheck to fix up my mistakes... any takers? I'll give u advertising space...... :D
REVIEW... does anyone have an idea for the person....... I don't know who is it yet!
Anything you don't recognize belongs to me. :D
This is after 5th year, in the summer holidays (obviously) and Ellen and Sirius are together, and so are Lily and James.
Ellen is in the same year in Lily, and her best friend. There are other girls in their year, but more on them later!
Please excuse and bad spelling, grammar... blah blah blah... I have no
spell check.
The Holiday From Hell
Chapter 4
"THIS CAPS IT ALL OFF, DOESN'T IT?!?!?!" Remus yelled, upon seeing Peter and Snape.
While he was being angry, Sirius and James were retching and Lily had fainted. Ellen got such a shock her features began flickering.
Snape the slut climbed off Peter and smoothed his robes. He stalked out of the house, his robes flowing magestically behind him. Peter sighed longingly.
Sirius stopped retching, only to throw himself at Peter, who was expecting a bit of a fondle. He was in for a surprise however, when Sirius began throttling him.
Peter began to turn blue.
"Ok, mate, lay off." James said half-heartedly.
Sirirus jerked Peter away from him, a look of disgust on his sharply etched features. "How could you?" he wailed.
"So? He's not cheating on his girlfriend with his best friends' girlfriend, is he?" Remus said bitterly, throwing himself in a recently cleaned chair.
Peter looked shocked. "So you-" he waved a hand in Lily direction on the floor, where she was blinking and looking shocked, "and you-" he looked up in the direction of the 6ft 3" giant, who was glaring at him.
"And you and you!" he cried, gesturing in the direction of James, was was looking sick, and Ellen, who's features had returned to normal.
"Hey!" Sirius protested
"I guess so." Lily said, who was looking tired.
"Shite." Peter muttered.
"That sums it up." James quipped
"When can we leave?" Ellen asked, walking over to the couch and sitting heavily in it.
Remus glared into the fireplace. "Not until next week today, sorry."
"WHAT???" asked 4 voices in disbelief.
Everyone looked at Peter.
"Sorry." he said, in a small voice
"Better be!" growled Sirius.
"Well... we can just catch the Knight bus home... now!" James said excitedly.
Remus fiddled with his necklace. "Well... we can't."
"YOU'RE KIDDING!" answered four voices.
"Yeah, I am. Pretty good joke though, huh?" Remus said, grinning at their scared voices.
"So that's it then! We pack, and leave this hellish holiday!" James said, looking relieved.
Lily groaned. "I can't! Vernon and Petunia are at home, while my parents holiday! I'll be killed!"
Remus shrugged. "I can't go home either. My aunt is staying at my place, there's no room for me. You four can go home though," he said generously.
"No." Sirius said seriously. "We look out for one anyother. Now is not the time to back on that."
These words had no effect on the girls, but the boys looked ashamed.
Everyone sat in the living room silently until Ellen piped up, "I'm bored!"
"I'll do a magic trick!" James said excitedly. "I'll pull a potato from my pocket!"
The others watched, slightly interested, as James pulled a potato from his pocket.
"That's my magic trick!" James said.
The others clapped reluctantly.
James bowed. As he straightened, an owl collided with the back of his head. The others burst out laughing.
"That's a good trick, James!" Ellen said, chuckling.
"Ow..." James rubbed the back of his head. He could fell a headache coming on. He grabbed the letter from the owl, and read it out loud.
"Dear Mr J. H. Potter
We have received reports from our Intellengence that you used an Accio charm at 2:11. Now, since you think you're the bomb, we would have given you a warning. However, since it was done in the presense of a muggle... we are considering suspension from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
You will be notified on your return to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Until then, happy holidays.
Yours Sincerely, Hopscotch Hopkirk"
"Well. What a bunch of shit," James said, grabbing a quill and ink from the table, and sitting down. There, he flipped his letter over and composed his letter for all to hear...
"Dear Mr Hopkirk, the idiot."
"James!" squealed Lily. "You can't write that!"
"Dear Mr Hopkirk."
"Better?"
"Better."
"Dear Mr Hopkirk.
Your "Intellegence" can't be very intellengent, seeing as I didn't use a "Accio charm."
I pulled a potato out of my pocket. You may be wondering why i carry a potato in my pocket, but keep wondering. I have my reasons.
We have no muggles in this dwelling. We are all wizards and witches. Some more than others.
Yours insincerely,
J. H. Potter (the mintest one of them all!)
He attached the letter to the owls leg, and it flew off.
"So," he said, turning to face the group, "who's the muggle?"
"I am." someone said, walking out of the fridge...
I need someone with a spellcheck to fix up my mistakes... any takers? I'll give u advertising space...... :D
REVIEW... does anyone have an idea for the person....... I don't know who is it yet!
