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This is after 5th year, in the summer holidays.

Ellen is in the same year in Lily, and her best friend. There are other girls in their year, but more on them later!

Please excuse and bad spelling, grammar... blah blah blah... I have no
spell check.

The Holiday From Hell

Chapter 6

Last Chapter: "We've got to sort this out..."

"So," sighed Peter, "where to start?"

"Who said anything about starting? Forgive and forget?" Sirius asked

"Why not?" said James, grinning.

"I'm in!" Ellen agreed.

"I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE!!!" yelled Peter, running out the open door.

"Oooooooook then.. who wants to beat him to a pulp!?" Sirius asked, seriously.

"Sirius..." Remus said warningly.

"So... who's up for a swim? Last one out is a rotten egg!" Ellen said, sprinting out the open door.

"Who wants to follow her?" Sirius asked meanly.

"HEY! HURRY UP YOU GUYS!!!" Ellen yelled from outside.

All followed her to the sea.

In the middle of a huge water fight - which James, Ellen and Remus were winning, Ann, Remus's ex, came over.

Everyone stopped and looked at her.

"Remus," she said quietly, "may we have a word in private?"

As Remus was pondering this mighty big idea, Sirius couldn't help himself.

"Your the one that cheated on him in front of us! Why should you do this in private, hmmmm?"

"Fine! If that's what you want... Remus, I'm a man!" Ann said angrily. "I was cheating on you... with my brother!"

Lily fainted. James was too busy screaming to hear his friends telling him to shush. Sirius, Remus and Ellen seemed too shocked to do anything.

However, it was Sirius, the slowest of them, that came to his wits first.

"You're a man - right?" he asked Ann the Man.

"Yes.." he said, puzzled.

So Sirius punched him so hard he fell to the ground.

"Sirius!" called 2 voices, one in approval, the other in shock.

As Remus's girlfriend hurried off, questions were asked.

"Did you know she was a man?"

"Obviously not, or he wouldn't have gone out with her!"

"Like, Oh My Fucking God! What did you do with her... him... it? No touching, i'm guessing...?"

"No..."

"SHE'S A FUCKING MAN! ARGHHHHHHH!"

"WE KNOW!'

"Oh god... I've got to go... disinfect myself..." Remus muttered hurrying off to the house.

Sirius, Lily, Ellen and James watched as he scuttled off to town.

"So, James," Sirius said, floating on his back in the water, as the girls went to the shore to sunbathe, "how about a girlfriend swap?"

"A what?!"

"Well... i've kissed Lily, you've kissed Ellen... may as well go all the way!" Sirius said brightly.

James thought about this for all of 2 seconds. Lily was... shy... Ellen was not.

"Sure!" James said happily, swimming back into shore, Sirius behind him.

"Hi girls!" Sirius said so excitidly, the girls exchanged looks.

Due to some... uh... cheating, we've decided to have a girlfriend swap!"

"A WHAT!?!?!?!" The girls chorused.

Sirius and James glanced at each other. The girls were'nt taking it as well as they hoped.

"Well... Sirius gets Lily, I get you, Elz!" James said happily.

Ellen was about to reply that she wasn't ANYONE'S, when Lily dragged her away.

"We just need to think about this!" lily called over her shoulder.

"What are you doing?!" Ellen hissed, once they were out of earshot of the boys.

"I know you want James, and I want Sirius, but we don't want to seem to eager!"

Ellen looked confuzzled.

"Elly," Lily said, as if talking to a 5 year old, "we don't want to seem to eager, we can get stuff out of these boys! There rolling in it!"

"Ahhhhhh!" said Ellen, finally getting it. "They are rich... and Sirius is way too tall!"

"What are you talking about?" Lily said, looking shocked.

"He's like 6ft 3"! I'm only 5ft 4''!" Ellen explained.

"So am I!"

"How tall is James?" Ellen asked.

"About... 6ft 1"!" Lily gave a little giggle.

"And how is he in bed, Lily?" Ellen said, looking sly.

Lily shrieked. "I wouldn't know! How's Sirius?"

Ellen winked. "You'll find out soon enough!"

"Slut!"

Ellen laughed as she and Lily walked back over to the boys.

"What have you 2 been talking about, hmmmm?" James asked, as Ellen sat by him.

"Nothing!" she replied sweetly.

"So, Lily!" Sirius said, giving Lily a wicked grin.

"So, Sirius." Lily replied, slightly puzzled.

"Watch out Lily" Ellen warned her, as Sirius picked her up and threw her in the water.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Lily asked furiously.

"Just to see how good you look wet!" Sirius replied cheekily.

As a passionate water fight followed James and Ellen were having a thoughtful and passion filled dicussion - or pashfest - when they saw Remus coming back from town, with buckets, towles, bleach and rubber gloves.

"Poor guy!" Ellen said sadly, as they watched Remus walk inside, muttering to himself.

"I know... I mean... SHE'S A MAN!!!!!!" James screamed.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP POTTER!!!" Remus yelled from inside.

James was about to defend his action when Lily and Sirius came over.

"I've got a great idea!" Sirius proclaimed loudly.

"............"

"So what is it?" James asked.

"Girls vs. Guys. 3 challenges. Winner wins... something." Lily said.

"Girls win... we got on a shopping spree... then dinner, at the flashest restaurant... tuxes and everything!" Ellen suggested.

"Ohh! I like!"

"Ok - we win - we go skinny dipping!" James said quickly.

"WHAT?!" Ellen and Lily said in unison.

"At night!" James added fastly.

"I'm in!" Sirius said.

The girls were up for it.. and thats were things started going even worse...

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