Disclaimer: I'm not going to repeat it all over the story. You know I don't owe Artemis Fowl and all. A/N: Hi! Welcome to Chapter II of my story! Hope you like this one. Arty will be in a big shock in this chapter! Can't wait? Go ahead and read on... _________________________________________________ ***Chapter II: Welcome to Fowl manor daycare! ***

Artemis fowl was not a happy person, especially after getting annoyed by a kindergarten that is.

"Can you believe that little monstrosity, Butler?" Artemis said on the back of the Bentley trying to get rid of the lollipop that was stuck to his hair. "I was just minding my own business, when he suddenly stuck this-- this candy to my hair!--Ouch!" he finally got rid of the colorful treat away from his hair now his only problem was chewing gum on his face and clothes.
"I'm terribly sorry, Artemis, I shouldn't have let you waited for so long and none of these would have happened." Butler said through the driver's seat.
"It's not your fault old friend. I shouldn't have sat right beside that kindergarten. If he was more older I should have sued him!" Ranted Artemis peeling off some gum off his clothes. "Remind me to tell mother I do not wish to have any siblings in the future." he added sarcastically but he really mean it. "If I see another kindergarten, I'll go stir crazy!"
Butler eyed his employer in the rearview mirror with a concerning look, was he taking it seriously? Besides kindergartens are always reckless and playful because they're still small. And the worst is yet to come! They're arriving in the manor, which means...

......"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......" Artemis screamed when he got inside the manor, Looking around the horrid scene before him. "What on earth?! " When Butler followed inside, his jaw dropped "what the--?" to see... kindergartens!? Running and playing all around the manor! Artemis looked at every angle of the room, there were kindergartens all around! Everywhere!
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?!?!?" Artemis yelled and all the children stopped and stared at him, then... back to playing.

"Arty! Your home!" Said a voice through the crowd of 4 to 7 year-olds. It was Angeline. "Mother, what's going on? Why are there children around the manor?" Artemis asked as she approached him.
"Uh... what children?" Angeline said. "Mother, don't play dumb." Artemis informed. "I'm not." Angeline replied.
"I'm not blind, mother. I see children around." Artemis said with folded arms. Angeline grinned, "Okay, I'll tell." "You better have all the information that I need to know, mother." Artemis said coolly. "Well, I was going to tell you all about it but you weren't home yet and I was so excited and--" Angeline stopped her quick-talking when she saw her son's face, telling that she was lying.
Angeline bit her lip and sighed "okay. Arty, I have decided to turn the manor into a daycare..." Artemis' left eye twitched by the term "Daycare" which means kindergartens... Gulp!
"Why?" Artemis managed to ask after his train of thoughts of kindergartens. Angeline sighed again "well...I'm just fed up with doing the same thing over and over again! I'm bored, Arty. I need a new hobby, a new interest." "But why open up a daycare? Why not just an Art exhibit? Or something..." Artemis said as he folded his arms. "Oh Arty, you know I've done that before. Besides I love having little children around..." Angeline said happily. Artemis groaned "Oh, mother! I don't like it. I don't like having children around, they're annoying, reckless and further more noisy!" Angeline knew it, he didn't like the Daycare thing, but she has a little ace in her sleeve to make her convince Artemis.
"Ah, well, okay Arty you win. I won't open up a daycare..." Angeline started. Artemis' expression lightened up."You won't?" " But since I still like having little children around, perhaps when your father returns, we are going to--"
"NO!" Artemis interrupted. "No, you are not thinking what I think you are thinking!"(=Do you know? ;-)=) Angeline put her innocent face "thinking what, dear?" "Oh, you know what I'm talking about!" Artemis said irritably. Angeline suppressed a grin "well... what do you like? The Daycare or the thing that I'm thinking?"
Artemis sighed and shrugged; does he have a choice? Angeline put her arms around her son "Well Arty, I now declare Fowl manor Daycare, open!" Artemis Groaned, he hates it when his mother does that... win in a "persuading game" that is... ________________________________________________

A/N: Hi! Just want you to know this is set after EC and Timmy's not around. He's somewhere touring some country and crud like that...(just ignore it!) okay that's the end of chapter II. Thanks for all the reviews minna- san! Ja ne! ;-)