A/N: I haven't updated this for a long time, so you'll be confused at this sudden change. I'm thinking about redoing the first two chapters so they'll be more like this one. I'll take votes. Please tell me in your reviews if I should redo the first two chappies...

BOOK THREE:

~Ron's letter~ ...Bill says it's rubbish sold for wizard tourists and isn't reliable, because it kept lighting up at dinner last night. But he didn't realize Fred and George had put beetles in his soup...

~In the Leaky Cauldron~ "Harry! Simply SPLENDID to see you, old boy--"

"Marvelous, Absolutely spiffing."

"Mum! How really corking to see you--" (gotta love the sarcasm)

"What do we want to be prefects for? It'd take all the fun out of life."

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." (Referring to Percy...hehehe)

~Percy's Troubles~ "We've got it. We;ve been improving it." The badge now read Bighead Boy.

...Fred and George, who had looked in to congratulate Ron on infuriating Percy again...

~Draco Has Now Been Declared a Coward~ "That little git. He wasn't so cocky last night when the dementors were down at our end of the train.

Came running into our compartment, didn't he Fred?"

"Nearly wet himself."

~We've got two UNBEATABLE Beaters~ "Stop it, Oliver, you're embarrassing us!" (While they're pretending to blush *sniggers*)

"We think you're very good too, Oliver."

"Spanking good Keeper."

~Hogsmeade Anyone?~ "Excellent, I need to visit Zonko's. I'm nearly out of Stink Pellets."

~One Cedric Diggory–From the Eyes of Jealous Boys~ "He's only silent because he's too thick to string two words together. I don't know why you're worried, Oliver, Hufflepuff is a pushover. Last time we played them, Harry caught the Snitch in about five minutes, remember?"

"Oliver, calm down! We're taking Hufflepuff very seriously. SERIOUSLY."

~Sadness...They Lost~ "Harry! How're you feeling?"

"You fell off. Must've been–what–fifty feet?"

"Still in the showers. We think he's trying to drown himself." (Referring to Oliver Wood)

"C'mon, Harry, you've never missed the Snitch before."

"There had to be one time you didn't get it."

"We'll come and see you later. Don't beat yourself up, Harry, you're still the best Seeker we've ever had."

~The Marauder's Map~ "Psst–Harry!"

"We've come to give you a bit of festive cheer before we go. Come in here..."

"Early Christmas present for you, Harry."

"This, Harry, is the secret of our success." (Patting the parchment fondly)

"It's a wrench, giving it to you, but we decided last night, your need's greater than ours."

"Anyway, we know it by heart. We bequeath it to you. We don't really need it anymore."

("And what do I need with a bit of old parchment?") "A bit of old parchment! Explain, George." (Harry! You have mortally offended him!)

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry–young, careless, and innocent- -" insert snort from Harry here "–well, more innocent than we are now–we got into a spot of bother with Filch."

"We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason--"

"So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual--"

"–detention--"

"--disembowelment--"

"–and we couldn't help noticing a drawer in one of his filing cabinets marked 'Confiscated and Highly Dangerous.'"

"Well, what would you've done? George caused a diversion by dropping another Dungbomb, I whipped the drawer open, and grabbed–this."

"It's not as bad as it sounds, you know. We don't reckon Filch ever found out how to work it. He probably suspected what it was, though, or he wouldn't have confiscated it."

"Oh yes, this little beauty's taught us more than all the teachers in this school."

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." (Ah...yes...)

"Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, we owe them so much."

"Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of law-breakers."

"Right, don't forget to wipe it after you've used it--"

"–or anyone can read it."

"Just tap it again and say, "Mischief managed!" And it'll go blank."

"So, young Harry, mind you behave yourself."

"See you in Honeydukes."

~Poor, poor Scabbers~ "Come on, Ron, you were always saying how boring Scabbers was. And he's been off-color for ages, he was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly–one swallow–he probably didn't feel a thing."

"All he did was eat and sleep, Ron, you said it yourself."

"His finest hour," (was when he bit Goyle *snorts*), "Let the scar on Goyle's finger stand as a lasting tribute to his memory. Oh, come on, Ron, get yourself down to Hogsmeade and buy a new rat, what's the point of moaning?"

~On Dementors~ "The dementors won't turn up again, Oliver. Dumbledore'd go ballistic."

~Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw~ "Show her your acceleration, Harry!"

-Fred had him in a grip so tight Harry felt as though his head would come off-

"Come on, Harry! Party! Gryffindor common room, now!"

~The Party~ "With a little help from Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs."

"Excellent, are we carrying on?"

~The Most Violent Match Ever~ -A moment later, Fred Weasley chucked his Beater's club at the back of Flint's head.-

-George Weasley elbowed Bole in the face in retaliation.-

-Fred and George Weasley were swooping around her, clubs raised, in case any of the Slytherings were thinking of revenge.-

-Fred Weasley pelted a Bludger at Warrington...

-Harry felt two large thumps as Fred and George hit them...

~Exams~ -Even Fred and George Weasley had been spotted working; they were about to take their O.W.L.s........

A/N: I have a feeling that I left out a whole bunch of quotes...argh! Oh well, now ppl will have something to complain about. Don't forget! Vote on whether or not I should redo the first two chappies!