Meetings
When we landed, we saw a group of humans, I suppose. But, they had magic, and not the witchy kind either. They had a glow, that and the place was lighted up by thousands- no millions-of lights. Beautiful. Maybe Buffy thought so. It's funny, how when I stopped loving her, she finally admits she loves me. Silly bint. The only reason I'm staying is for the Bit. Maybe if I said it sooner, things would've been different. But, hey, I'm free, finally, and she won't let me go. Now I know how she must have felt about Riley.
Anyway, we're facing a bloody huge amount of elves. Has to be. Magical human-lookin' people, that and the pointy ears. One of them approaches me. Tries, but a taller, "darker" friend stops her. Some one says to us, in strangely fluent English "Aiya. Hello. Who are you, and where did you come from? Why are you in the sunny realm of Lothlorien?"
Then it hit me. Sunny. And, no deep-fried Spike. Or the ponce, unfortunately. "Uh, guys? Why aren't the ponce and I , ya know, dead? As in deep-fried, barbied, we're actually dead dead?"
"Good question William. Must have been the spell." Gee...thanks for that, Captain Obvious!! "Yeah, Angel. 'Would be nice to know." "Who are these people---wait. Did they say 'Lothlorien'?" Willow spoke up for the first time today, since we arrived. "Yeah." I answered...she better know, she DID cause this, ya know. "Do you know where we are?" "Yeah. Middle-Earth, Third Century. We're IN The Lord of the Rings." It was simultaneous.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?"
These strangers were interrupting the elven ceremony by just being there. They suddenly appeared, dressed strangely. Elenadra started to go over to them but they looked dangerous so Keyaira pulled her back. Another elf approached them and tried to make conversation but was ignored.
"Why are those two so pale? I mean even Arwen's not that pale." Keya pointed towards Spike and Angel.
"Maybe they're VAMPIRES!!" Elenadra replied sarcastically, not knowing that actually were vampires.
"Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Isenguard." Keya said in a low whisper trying to hold back her laughter but not succeeding. Even Elenadra had to admit it was funny.
Suddenly, they heard the red-haired traveler speak.
"Yeah, Middle Earth, Third Century. We're IN the Lord of The Rings"
"What!?!!?!?!" The rest of the group cried out.
"What do they mean Lord of the Rings?" Confusion was written on everyone's face.
"HUH????!!!!!" They all cried out.
They screamed "HUH?!?!?!?!". That made us all look at them. The girl from before came to us, not stopped this time. If I didn't know better, I'd say she was me, 'cept she wasn't a bloke. She had dark gold hair, but platinum streaks that had to be natural. She was about my height, kinda slender, pretty, but frail. "Aiya. We wish you no harm. We only have questions." She was stopped by her "shadow", the girl who stopped her before. "Elenadra! What are you doing? We do not know them." "I trust them." Elenadra pointed out to her. "These are good creatures, they all have souls."
"HUH??!!??" I cried. They looked at me funny. "I am not a creature!" "May we speak to some of your leaders...uh a council-guy-thingy???" Will interrupted. Keya spoke up "I AM a leader...what do you want??"
A/n: Review please, this chapter was written by Spikeluver17, and Miss. Perfect's Shadow. But her account is being gay and will not let her upload anything. Arwen must DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
When we landed, we saw a group of humans, I suppose. But, they had magic, and not the witchy kind either. They had a glow, that and the place was lighted up by thousands- no millions-of lights. Beautiful. Maybe Buffy thought so. It's funny, how when I stopped loving her, she finally admits she loves me. Silly bint. The only reason I'm staying is for the Bit. Maybe if I said it sooner, things would've been different. But, hey, I'm free, finally, and she won't let me go. Now I know how she must have felt about Riley.
Anyway, we're facing a bloody huge amount of elves. Has to be. Magical human-lookin' people, that and the pointy ears. One of them approaches me. Tries, but a taller, "darker" friend stops her. Some one says to us, in strangely fluent English "Aiya. Hello. Who are you, and where did you come from? Why are you in the sunny realm of Lothlorien?"
Then it hit me. Sunny. And, no deep-fried Spike. Or the ponce, unfortunately. "Uh, guys? Why aren't the ponce and I , ya know, dead? As in deep-fried, barbied, we're actually dead dead?"
"Good question William. Must have been the spell." Gee...thanks for that, Captain Obvious!! "Yeah, Angel. 'Would be nice to know." "Who are these people---wait. Did they say 'Lothlorien'?" Willow spoke up for the first time today, since we arrived. "Yeah." I answered...she better know, she DID cause this, ya know. "Do you know where we are?" "Yeah. Middle-Earth, Third Century. We're IN The Lord of the Rings." It was simultaneous.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?"
These strangers were interrupting the elven ceremony by just being there. They suddenly appeared, dressed strangely. Elenadra started to go over to them but they looked dangerous so Keyaira pulled her back. Another elf approached them and tried to make conversation but was ignored.
"Why are those two so pale? I mean even Arwen's not that pale." Keya pointed towards Spike and Angel.
"Maybe they're VAMPIRES!!" Elenadra replied sarcastically, not knowing that actually were vampires.
"Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Isenguard." Keya said in a low whisper trying to hold back her laughter but not succeeding. Even Elenadra had to admit it was funny.
Suddenly, they heard the red-haired traveler speak.
"Yeah, Middle Earth, Third Century. We're IN the Lord of The Rings"
"What!?!!?!?!" The rest of the group cried out.
"What do they mean Lord of the Rings?" Confusion was written on everyone's face.
"HUH????!!!!!" They all cried out.
They screamed "HUH?!?!?!?!". That made us all look at them. The girl from before came to us, not stopped this time. If I didn't know better, I'd say she was me, 'cept she wasn't a bloke. She had dark gold hair, but platinum streaks that had to be natural. She was about my height, kinda slender, pretty, but frail. "Aiya. We wish you no harm. We only have questions." She was stopped by her "shadow", the girl who stopped her before. "Elenadra! What are you doing? We do not know them." "I trust them." Elenadra pointed out to her. "These are good creatures, they all have souls."
"HUH??!!??" I cried. They looked at me funny. "I am not a creature!" "May we speak to some of your leaders...uh a council-guy-thingy???" Will interrupted. Keya spoke up "I AM a leader...what do you want??"
A/n: Review please, this chapter was written by Spikeluver17, and Miss. Perfect's Shadow. But her account is being gay and will not let her upload anything. Arwen must DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
