Author: Tsu

**Previously on Yessir Comics:**

Shishio: *looks down at his bed* I…it…it's Hello Kitty!!???

Aoshi: Yup! :)

Shishio: My walls have been painted purple!!?!?

Aoshi: Actually, it's periwinkle!

Shishio: What is this?!?!

Hoji: Sir, it looks like shag carpet.

Soujiro: GAA! @_@

Shishio stomps out of the room in a terrible mood. But then… Shing, shing, shing, shing (as the camera goes in and out of focus)…DUM DuM dUm…dramatic reverb…

**And now, the conclusion:**

Hoji looks in the paint can and discovers something Shishio missed.

Hoji: Wow, would you look at that!! It appears a few spores of "Super-Sparkly-Catch-the-Light" mold got in here. Oh, well. He did want me to paint with it so . . .

A few hours later, Soujiro walks in the room to check on Hoji but finds sparkly walls in the Master's room.

Soujiro: GAA! Hoji, what did you do?!?! (He's still smiling, by the way)

Hoji: It's called painting. You should really try it^^

Soujiro: That's it, I'm telling Master.

Soujiro runs down the hall with a speed faster then god-like.

Soujiro: Master, Master, Master, Master!!

Shishio: Whaaat?

Soujiro: It's Hoji . . . he painted and . . . and . . . and . . . Sparkles!!!

Shishio: What?!?!

Back in Shishio's room . . .

Hoji: *Singing* Hmm, la la . . . Shouldn't have had that over-due yogurt!

Shishio enters with Soujiro in back of him, cringing.

Shishio: Hoji, explain this.

Hoji: What "this", sir?

Shishio: My walls, Hoji.

Hoji: Eh?

Shishio: MY WALLS, YOU MORON!!!

Soujiro: *Chanting* Hoji is a baka! Hoji is a baka! Baka, baka. . .

Shishio: *looks at Hoji's feet* Hoji, why are you wearing pink, fuzzy slippers?

Hoji: Uh. . .I'm wearing slippers? What slippers? I'm not seein' these slippers . . .

Shishio: . . .

Hoji: Oh, THESE slippers!! These slippers?

Shishio: Yes, those slippers! Why are you wearing them?

Hoji: Well, I feel like it, sir^^

Shishio: Where did you get them? Are they Aoshi's?

Hoji: No, sir! They're yours, sir!

Shishio: Hoji, I only have one pair of BLACK slippers. Not fuzzy pink ones with clouds on them!

Hoji: Well, sir, not anymore. Now you just have one pair of fuzzy pink cloudy ones!

Shishio: HOJI!!

Soujiro: Shishio, Master Shishio?

Shishio: What now?

Soujiro: Well, it's time . . .

Shishio: Time for what?

Soujiro: The show! What else? Jeez, Master, you sure can be a dork sometimes! Hahahaha!

To be continued. . . With Mold!!