Author: Penny
Late one Saturday night, Shishio walks into the living room of his mountain hideout, sits down on a puffy couch, and reaches for his remote control to turn on the TV. (What? Of course he has television!! He believes in progress;) )/P
Shishio: Ahh! Finally, it's Saturday night and my favorite program is on.../P
Soujiro walks into the room..
Soujiro: Master Shishio, whattcha doin'?
Shishio: Quiet! Rurouni Kenshin is on!
Soujiro: Really, really, really??!! I wanna watch!! :)
Yumi comes into the room too...
Yumi: What are you two watching??
Soujiro and Shishio: Rurouni Kenshin, shhhhh!
Yumi sits down next to Shishio with a gigantic FLOP.
Yumi: Mummy...go get me a soda!
Shishio: No way! This is the beginning of the Kyoto Arc!
Yumi: *eyes glowing with fire* NOW!
Shishio: Fine *mumbles* the least you could do is say please... *gets up and leaves the room*
Soujiro: O_o Wow, now I know who wears the pants in that relationship! Scary.
Aoshi enters
Aoshi: (in his usual high squeaky voice) HEY, WHAT'S UP???
Yumi: Hey Aoshi, sit down and watch Rurouni Kenshin with us!
Aoshi: OK!! 333
In the kitchen...
Shishio: *mumbling* Now where is that Shasta? (He opens up the fridge and Hoji hands him a can of Shasta cola) Thanks Hoji...HOJI?!?!? What are you doing in the refrigerator???
Hoji: Sir, I was just trying to contain the mold.
Shishio: Mold? What mold?
Hoji: The mold on my boa/scarf/thing-around-my-neck.
Shishio: (obviously clueless) Uh, ok. I thought it was just...well you know...feathers.
Hoji: No sir. It's 100% Grade A mold!
Shishio: *jaw hits the floor and he slams the fridge door shut* I'll never understand him. *turns around to face the counter and Hoji is in front of him* What the?! How'd you get over there?!
Hoji: Sir, that's the power of mold! *he plucks some spores from his boa and blows them into Shishio's face*
Shishio: *cough cough cough* Hoji...I...I'll Kill YOU. That's one death on your record!
Hoji: I'll take a rain check on that...or a "mold check"! Hahahah *skips out of the kitchen*
Meanwhile, in the front room...
Shishio: Here's your soda *shoves a can in Yumi's face*
Yumi: What took you so long!?
Shishio: I ran into Hoji. Besides, it only took about two minutes, so what are you complaining about?
Yumi: What are you talking about? You've been gone for about an hour! You missed your Rurouni Kenshin!
Shishio: What?!?! No way!
Hoji pokes his head out from underneath a couch cushion.
Hoji: Did I mention that that's hallucinating, time displacing mold??
Shishio: HOJI, THAT'S TWO!!
Soujiro: Whoa, that is seriously messed up!
Yumi: Kiddo, you can say that again!
Shishio goes to strangle Hoji but when he lifts up the cushion he's gone.
Soujiro: Seriously messed up!
Yumi: Quiet everyone! .hack//SIGN is on.
Shishio: Oh no! She's coming... :(
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a girl appears ontop of the cushion Shishio is still holding up.
????: Someone called?
Shishio: *letting go of the cushion under the added weight* What are you doing here Morgana?
Morgana: Do I have to have a reason to visit you, Shishio-chan?
Yumi: Hmmph!
Morgana: Besides, Saturday is the official day I visit you so we can watch .hack//SIGN together *has big watery eyes*.
Shishio: Don't you think you should be in "The World" terrorizing Tsukasa and all the other characters. I mean, you are the evil program that is responsible for messing up that online game!
Morgana: Duh, the show's been over for a while now. These are just reruns. Sheesh, get with the program. Anyway...*Glomps the mummy* I think you're just too kawaii to stay away!
Yumi: Stop it Morgana!
Aoshi: *sitting on the floor in front of the TV* Ahh. How cute!
Shishio: Somebody help ME!!!
To Be Continued...
A note from Morgana: Hi kids! It's me Morgana :) As some of you know, I play the evil computer program in .hack//SIGN who imprisons Tsukasa in the online game "The World". Since you only hear my voice, here is an explanation of my appearance. I like to call it: Morgana 101. Anyway, I have long straight blond hair that is shoulder length in the back and gradually gets longer until it's about mid torso length in the front, with little curls at the tips. I where a pink, spaghetti top shirt with a white t-shirt underneath. I also wear a denim pleated skirt. Stay tuned for more Morgana 101 ^_~
Late one Saturday night, Shishio walks into the living room of his mountain hideout, sits down on a puffy couch, and reaches for his remote control to turn on the TV. (What? Of course he has television!! He believes in progress;) )/P
Shishio: Ahh! Finally, it's Saturday night and my favorite program is on.../P
Soujiro walks into the room..
Soujiro: Master Shishio, whattcha doin'?
Shishio: Quiet! Rurouni Kenshin is on!
Soujiro: Really, really, really??!! I wanna watch!! :)
Yumi comes into the room too...
Yumi: What are you two watching??
Soujiro and Shishio: Rurouni Kenshin, shhhhh!
Yumi sits down next to Shishio with a gigantic FLOP.
Yumi: Mummy...go get me a soda!
Shishio: No way! This is the beginning of the Kyoto Arc!
Yumi: *eyes glowing with fire* NOW!
Shishio: Fine *mumbles* the least you could do is say please... *gets up and leaves the room*
Soujiro: O_o Wow, now I know who wears the pants in that relationship! Scary.
Aoshi enters
Aoshi: (in his usual high squeaky voice) HEY, WHAT'S UP???
Yumi: Hey Aoshi, sit down and watch Rurouni Kenshin with us!
Aoshi: OK!! 333
In the kitchen...
Shishio: *mumbling* Now where is that Shasta? (He opens up the fridge and Hoji hands him a can of Shasta cola) Thanks Hoji...HOJI?!?!? What are you doing in the refrigerator???
Hoji: Sir, I was just trying to contain the mold.
Shishio: Mold? What mold?
Hoji: The mold on my boa/scarf/thing-around-my-neck.
Shishio: (obviously clueless) Uh, ok. I thought it was just...well you know...feathers.
Hoji: No sir. It's 100% Grade A mold!
Shishio: *jaw hits the floor and he slams the fridge door shut* I'll never understand him. *turns around to face the counter and Hoji is in front of him* What the?! How'd you get over there?!
Hoji: Sir, that's the power of mold! *he plucks some spores from his boa and blows them into Shishio's face*
Shishio: *cough cough cough* Hoji...I...I'll Kill YOU. That's one death on your record!
Hoji: I'll take a rain check on that...or a "mold check"! Hahahah *skips out of the kitchen*
Meanwhile, in the front room...
Shishio: Here's your soda *shoves a can in Yumi's face*
Yumi: What took you so long!?
Shishio: I ran into Hoji. Besides, it only took about two minutes, so what are you complaining about?
Yumi: What are you talking about? You've been gone for about an hour! You missed your Rurouni Kenshin!
Shishio: What?!?! No way!
Hoji pokes his head out from underneath a couch cushion.
Hoji: Did I mention that that's hallucinating, time displacing mold??
Shishio: HOJI, THAT'S TWO!!
Soujiro: Whoa, that is seriously messed up!
Yumi: Kiddo, you can say that again!
Shishio goes to strangle Hoji but when he lifts up the cushion he's gone.
Soujiro: Seriously messed up!
Yumi: Quiet everyone! .hack//SIGN is on.
Shishio: Oh no! She's coming... :(
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a girl appears ontop of the cushion Shishio is still holding up.
????: Someone called?
Shishio: *letting go of the cushion under the added weight* What are you doing here Morgana?
Morgana: Do I have to have a reason to visit you, Shishio-chan?
Yumi: Hmmph!
Morgana: Besides, Saturday is the official day I visit you so we can watch .hack//SIGN together *has big watery eyes*.
Shishio: Don't you think you should be in "The World" terrorizing Tsukasa and all the other characters. I mean, you are the evil program that is responsible for messing up that online game!
Morgana: Duh, the show's been over for a while now. These are just reruns. Sheesh, get with the program. Anyway...*Glomps the mummy* I think you're just too kawaii to stay away!
Yumi: Stop it Morgana!
Aoshi: *sitting on the floor in front of the TV* Ahh. How cute!
Shishio: Somebody help ME!!!
To Be Continued...
A note from Morgana: Hi kids! It's me Morgana :) As some of you know, I play the evil computer program in .hack//SIGN who imprisons Tsukasa in the online game "The World". Since you only hear my voice, here is an explanation of my appearance. I like to call it: Morgana 101. Anyway, I have long straight blond hair that is shoulder length in the back and gradually gets longer until it's about mid torso length in the front, with little curls at the tips. I where a pink, spaghetti top shirt with a white t-shirt underneath. I also wear a denim pleated skirt. Stay tuned for more Morgana 101 ^_~
