Chapter 6: Out of control Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor moon or Harry Potter. If I did I wouldn't be writing this. I would be out on a privet Island drinking a nice cold soda while tanning on a beach.

"Speaking" ^telepathic message to trips^ Thinking

Me and Diju soon departed from the Great Hall. I had, had a hard time pulling Wind spirit away from the food. In the end she had won, though she still had to drag her out of the hall by her collar. The first lesson of the day was Transfiguration. Surprisingly, even though I had had to drag Windspirit the whole way to the lesson, we were not late. Breathing a sigh of relief Mera plopped herself down in a desk near the window. After a while the rest of the class filed in. Usagi, Hotaru, Hermione, and Diju all grabbed seats right next to me. Of course Diju had to be guided to her seat by yours truly. Windspirit was still upset about having to leave the food behind, so she was in a bad mood. Windspirit began to entertain herself by seeing how close she could get to stealing people's books without getting caught. Exactly 2.1 cm. She even managed to grab Nevil's copy of Transfiguration: year one. Though I made her give it back.

After a few minuted of this the door opened and in swooped Prof. Mc. The room went silent except for the sound of chairs being scooted across the floor to their rightful places and people scurrying to their seats. I could have sworn that Diju was hiding a paper airplane behind her back. How she made it was beyond me. "Settle down class, settle down." Prof. Mc. said in a commanding voice. I didn't notice it before but it seemed that her voice had a hidden message in it. One that said quite clearly: Make trouble and you can kiss Hogwarts goodbye! She was not the kind of teacher to cross. Nicer than Snape, but still strict. " Everyone get to your seats. NOW!!" She said. I traded a nervus glance with Usagi. We all knew that I would not get out of this classroom without a detention today. I glanced nervously around the room. I don't know what I was hoping to find. Maybe something that would help me get through the class alive. I found nothing at all. I turned back towards the front of the classroom feeling as if I had just been condemned to die. Prof. Mc. started off by taking attendance. Once that was done she gave a demonstration. She stood next to her desk in the middle of the classroom so we could all see. Then in one second she was gone. In her place was a orange tabby cat with strange markings around her eyes. Windspirit sat up immeaditly. She growled. Suddenly I realized something: Dogs hate cats!

I gave a horrified look to Hotaru. She shared my expression. In one second we had both leapt forward in order to stop Windspirit from making a meal of our transfiguration teacher. Instead of catching Windspirit, we caught....each other. We smashed right into each other at the exact moment that Windspirit took off towards Prof. Mc. I covered my eyes, not wanting to see what would come next. Nothing happened. I waited a few minutes before opening my eyes to see.... my hands. Once again I had forgotten to bring my hands from my eyes before opening them. I pulled my hands down. The first thing I looked for was Prof. Mc. I wanted to make sure that she was okay and not in my beloved but in big trouble, pets stomach. She wasn't. I breathed a sigh of relief. Then I looked for Windspirit. I saw her, tail drooping, in the arms of one of the students. I walked over to him. "Can I have my pet back now? Please?" I asked. "Hm? Oh yeah sure." He said. The boy handed my squirming wolf pup back into my arms. "Thanks." I said turning away. I walked back to my seat. "Now class, since it appears that I can not use that as an example I must find another way." Prof. Mc. Said smiling. I felt so relieved that I wasn't in trouble.

"Class watch carefully." she said. Then she turned her desk into a pig. Then back to a desk. This got us all excited. We couldn't wait to begin. We were to be disappointed though. Prof. Mc said that we were going to start off on the basic's. She than handed all of us a toothpick. We spent the rest of the lesson trying to turn it into a needle. "Can you believe how hard turning a toothpick into a needle can be?" I complained to Diju as we exited the classroom to go to our next lesson. "Oh come on! It wasn't so bad now was it?" Diju said smiling at me. "Easy for you to say!" I pointed out. Of the whole class only Diju and Hermione had managed to transform the toothpick. How Diju could even see the toothpick let alone know were to point the wand was beyond me. Our next lesson was Defense against the dark arts. I had a feeling that it was to good to be true. But still I was among those who practically ran to the classroom eager for the lesson ahead. I was sorely disappointed. Professor. Quirrel taught this lesson. He was a man badly in need of therapy. He talked with a stutter and was always glancing around him at us as if afraid that we would pounce on him. Usagi said later. "I wouldn't be surprised if Mera did that." Hotaru remarked dryly later on. The lesson itself was a bit of a joke. It had nothing to do with the dark arts. It was more like Defense against the dangerous animals then against the dark arts. WIndspirit went crazy when Quirrel entered the room. Though that might have been because His turban smelled a lot like garlic just like the room did. It is said that the turban was a gift from an African prince as thanks for warding off a troublesome vampire. Quirrel was now in constant fear that the vampire would come back to get him. Which explained the garlic smell. Fred suggested that the turban was stuffed full of garlic as well.

"G-g-oo-d mo-o-o-r-n ning cla-a-ss." he said nervously as he glanced around the classroom. I could tell at once that this would be boring. So I tuned him out by having a mental conversation with my trips via psychic airways. ^ A vampire!? Pu-lease! That guy probaly couldn't take on a mouse let alone a vampire!^ I relayed to them. ^I wonder why he is so nervus?^ Hotaru thought to us. ^Probaly because Mera is in the room.^ Usagi joked. I mentally glared at her. We spent the whole lesson like this. I only came out of it when Quirrel asked to borrow Windspirit to show the class how sharp wolf teeth can be. And show the class he did. WIndspirit bit his fingers when he tried to open her mouth. I also snapped out of it when he gave out homework. It was a good thing that I copy what people are saying without realizing it or I would have a very hard time with that homework. We trudged out of the classroom and headed for lunch. I sat down next to Hermione, Diju, and Lavender. Lavender appeared to be nicer to Diju then she had been after the sorting. That was probaly because she distrusted people whose family was all in Slytherin. With good reason no doubt. After finishing lunch we went to our next lesson. We had History of magic. I had always loved History, so I thought that this would be very interesting. When we entered the room, The teacher was not there yet. So we grabbed seats near the front of the class. Soon all of the class had arrived. We all sat in silence*yeah right!* well that is if you can count paper airplanes being thrown about, WWIII starting, and a trail of gossip floating about the room as silence really. Suddenly A ghost walked right through the wall. Or should I say floated right through the wall. I found this as a sign that this class would be interesting. Especially when the ghost turned out to be Prof. Binns. The teacher. I was badly mistaken. Through the next hour and a half I could barely stay awake. In fact I was so dazed by the boring lesson, I fell asleep. I awoke to Hotaru and Usagi poking me awake. "Oh good! I thought you had died!" They said. Our next lesson was Herbology. This was taught by Professor Sprout. I liked Sprout almost immeaditly. She looked very nice and seemed to care for the plants a great deal. She had us dealing with caring and using a few harmless plants. Harmless that is unless you try to eat them. As Windspirit found out. The hard way.

After herbology, the days just seemed to breeze by. Before I knew it, we had been at Hogwarts for around a month. I have to admit I was learning a great deal and had come to be somewhat of a favorite among the teachers. I was also a favorite of the Weasly twins. They had discovered early on that Diju and I were pranksters and had immeaditly taken us under there wing. They taught us all there was to know about the secret passageways. Pretty soon Diju and I were popping up all over the place and our pranks (though everyone knew it was us) were almost impossible to trace back to us. It was because of this cleverness that all the teachers joked about how Fred and George were training a new generation of trouble makers. This caused a new saying to go around. To be called a merdiju meant that you were being trained to take over a certain job or post. There was one teacher though, who in particular was not at all pleased about this. Snape. He had been out to get Diju and me ever since we had come in late on his first lesson and had for some reason gotten the notion that most of our pranks were on him. It's true I'll admit that maybe we do pick on him more than the others.....but still that doesn't mean that were out to get him....... One day we had double potions. I was not looking forward to it at all. Diju though, could barely contain her glee. Potions was really the only chance she got to see... er... be with her brother. We wandered into the classroom. Somehow even though we had used one of the secret passage's we still managed to be late, again. "Is there something about my class that always makes you two fool's always late?" He hissed when we came in. I stopped right in my tracks and stared at him. Sometimes if you stare at a person long enough they will get nervus and back off, this was not the case. "Is there something that you find shocking in this classroom, Miss Tenioh?" he sneered. I was prepared for this though. "I see stupid people!" I said eerily. The whole class laughed at this. "DETENTION!!! Ms. Tenioh and Ms. Malfoy for talking back and 5 points from Gryffindor." "But You asked me what I found shocking! Would you have had me lie? And Diju didn't even do anything!" I said angrily. The class laughed again and Ron and Harry and Diju all pulled me down before I could make it worse.

This went on for quite awhile. Soon the whole school had found out what had happened and it became an inside joke. Also everyone soon found out that it was now Diju, Mera vs. Snape. Now and forever. He was our official target of most of our pranks now. The best one was when I accidently charmed his hair bright orange. Then I accidentally charmed two pink flamingos dressed up like tango dancers onto his head. The flamingos did the *drumroll* flamingo dance on his head. (What other dance do you think they can do?) This combined with the hair was an overall very interesting combination that resulted in a new saying that is still going on. The new saying is: I think I'm gonna pull a mera on that kid over there. I was very proud. Diju's best trick was when snape had his back to us as he was writing on the board. Next minute he had a long chamaeleon tail that was changing colors depending on his mood. He had that tail for weeks because Madame Pomfrey couldn't remove it. Though it was well known that she didn't try to hard as she thought it was hysterical. This prank also started a new vocab word: Diju tail, when you can tell the feelings of a person very easily, ex. That man is a big Diju tail when it comes to his parents. Fred and George both cried when they heard this and said that it was the proudest moment of their entire career. **************************************************************************** ****************************************** Hello!! I refuse to update unless I get at least one review from at least each person who reads this!!!!!!!