Nihao! ^____^ onto chapter 3, yayayayay!

Sesshi- ummmmm.....can you please untie me?

Batman- no......I must make you love me.....but how?? *thinks*

Sesshi- *pouts* lemme gooo!!!

Batman- What if I bought you a platypus, would you love me then???

Sesshi- um....no, just let me goo!!!!!!!!!

Batman- no........

Sesshi- *glare*

Batman- What if I tried on woman's clothing then would you love me?

Sesshi- JESUS CHRISTE!!! HEEELLPPP MEEEEE!!! ;_____;!!

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Chicky- Sesshi-chan!!! He's in pain!! *gasp* Inu!! Take me to Sesshi-Chan!!!!!!!

Miroku- But were playing "Twister"

Inu Yasha- Yeahhh!

Chicky- NOW!!

Inu Yasha- *pouts* fine..

When we arrived at the Bat Layer..

Batman- Does this bra make me look fat???

Sesshi- *eyes closed* AHHHHHH!! IT BURNNNSSS!!! AHHHHHHHH!!

Sango- Whats with guys and dressing in woman's bras?!?!?!?!

Chicky- GAH! SESSHI! O______O;;

Sesshi- YAY! IM SAVED!!!

Batman- *crys* this isn't fai-i-i-i-irr!!!

Inu Yasha- o.o;.....Chicky, hurry up....

Chicky- I am.....I am!

Batman- *puts arm around Inu* You know, you ARE pretty cute! ^-^

Inu Yasha- *grabs Chicky and Sesshomaru and runs*

Batman- *crys more* everyone I love leaves meeee!

Robin- *pops up* MY LOVE!!!

Well, no more of that.........But as we were walking home Inu found something.....

Inu Yasha- *picks up wrapper*

Chicky- O.O *falls over laughing*

Kagome- oh Jesus -.-''..it's a condom.......

Inu Yasha- ???

Miroku- Oh, that's what you use when your having sex, and it stops the woman from getting pregnant!

Kagome- And you know all this HOW?

Miroku- *sweats and looks around nervously* im a fast learner.....? ......

Chicky- *still laughing*

Inu Yasha- *pokes Chicky*

Chicky- AHHHHHHH! THE PAIN!!! *dies*

Inu Yasha- o.o....um.........

Miroku- *still sweating*

Chicky- YAY!! Were home *dragging Sesshi inside with a doggy leash*

Sesshi- ;-;

While we were home........

Inu Yasha- *turns on t.v*

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Hiei- *sits down with a box of cereal* When I wake up in the mornings, I enjoy a nice, big bowl of Kellogg's "Soul Toast"! "Soul Toast" contains the nine essential nutrients every demon should consume daily. The makes at Kellogg raise the filthy little slave children in special farm and when they reach the age of 16, their souls are harvested and put into enormous toasters! Delicious, eh? So, if you wake yup in the morning with that craving for a wonderful human soul, try "Soul Toast"! (in a quiet voice- "Soul Toast is 50% Soul and 50% Toast.....)

Kurama- MMM! TOASTY!! *turns Yokou*

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Inu Yasha- o.o;..okie!

Chicky- Now, we will do something special for "Stuckintexas".....

Sesshi- *glares at "Stuckintexas*

Chicky- If you were here with us, at the moment you would be tied to a chair, in a padded room....^-^

Sesshi- *presses play and blasts the Barney Theme Song on C.D player*

Chicky- *dances and bounces on the walls*

Just for you "Stuckintexas"!! ^___________^