OMG! I got the SWEETEST review for this silly little poem, so I thought I'd do you all a favor and rewrite it in a better format!

Anime tombstone

Here lays (your name here) queen/king of anime,

She/he died from watching too much TV

She/he died on the couch during DragonBall Z,

It was such a surprise for everybody

Her/his funeral wasn't very sad or slow,

Because most of the guests were busy watching Yu-Gi-Oh

And so she'd/he'd be happy underground in her/his Yu Yu Hakusho jacket,

We put a TV in the lid of her/his casket

Now I'm telling you this and you better listen,

Try not to watch too much television!

MEMEMEMEMEME

Just something I whipped up one day. I'll probably do more. Please Review, I'd appreciate it!