Little Sisters Have No Fun
Chapter 3: Cat Fights and Private Parts
By: AquaDreamingz
Author's Note: In reply to Random Person, Marion is the correct way of spelling her name. I checked in the old Robin Hood book I have (it used to be my Grandmother's) so I am inclined to think that that is the correct version of the story.
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"What is your problem?" Marion screamed, eyes flashing.
"My problem? I'm not the one with a problem," Lily retorted.
Marion gave a disbelieving laugh. "Right, you don't have problems and I'm going to marry the sheriff of Nottingham," Marion said, the sarcasm laid on real thick.
One of the outlaws, a real genius, coughed out, "But I thought you and Robin..."
Lily rolled her eyes, "Yes, I can see why you sneak out so often. The people here are so enlightened."
Marion ignored her sister and gently said to the outlaw who spoke, "dear, it was sarcasm. That means I say one thing but mean the opposite."
"Oh, okay, Marion," said the big outlaw as he turned a light shade of red. "Just making sure you weren't going to leave us. We do enjoy your company."
"Almost as much as Robin," some other outlaw called out amidst the murmurs of agreement to the previous comment. A couple of hoots followed by Robin Hood yelling at everyone to 'Shut the bloody hell up or I'll give you to Nottingham' and Marion blushing profusely.
Lily coughed, "Now if you're all done, I'd like to get back to yelling at my sister." She paused, "All right then... What were you thinking? Are you absolutely nuts? You're out in a forbidden forest with a band of notorious outlaws. And everyone thinks that I am the insane one. Bah." She huffed and glared at Marion, daring her to speak.
Marion rose to the challenge, "You are a spoiled 13 year old delinquent and you think that you can tell me what to do."
"Spoiled!? Not nearly as much as you, o perfect one. I'll enjoy telling Father that you're just as bad as me. Worse, even! I don't hang out with outlaws." Lily grinned evilly and turned to leave.
Robin, with a quick glance at Little John, had the big man standing in Lily's way. The girl glared up at the man and rather shortly commanded to him to 'Move out of my way right this instance!'
"Sorry, little missy, can't do that. It'll be the noose for us if you tell."
"Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?" When Little John didn't move, Lily brought her heel down on his foot, catching him by surprise. Taking her chance, Lily made a mad dash to the forest beyond the clearing.
Robin Hood quickly turned to his men, "Bring her back! Lady Lily, Maid Marion and I need to come to a compromise." With that the men took off and faded into the surrounded green.
Marion glanced worriedly after them.
Robin Hood wrapped an arm around her, "Don't worry, they won't hurt her."
She smiled up at him, "I'm not worried about that. I'm more worried about her hurting them."
Robin smiled, as he did not understand. "That seems unlikely to happen."
She sighed, "We'll see."
He pulled her closer to himself. "I don't what I'd do without you," he mumbled from his position of smelling her hair.
"Thank you."
"For what?" Robin questioned.
"Everything," Marion eyes fluttered as the two leaned in for a kiss.
A throat clearing from the edge of the clearing made the two jump away from each other. The two quickly looked in opposite directions while blushed deeply. Lily groaned and made gagging noises from her spot, which turned attention to her. Two men were holding Lily in front of them. The others were glancing worriedly at the girl. The reason became clear as another two men entered holding up a third who was clutching his more private areas.
"I see," Robin murmured to Marion, now understanding her earlier concern. "Well, uh, I understand that you think I'm an evil man who robs every fat, rich pig I see. But I'm here to clear that opinion of me from you."
"Try, little man," Lily glared while struggling against the men holding her.
"Lily," Marion glared at her. "Robin is just trying to be nice."
"Marion, its okay. Lily, I have a proposition to make," Robin Hood smiled. "I hear that you like to have a good ol' mischievous time."
"And what did you have in mind?" Lily asked, interested despite herself.
"Oh, I don't know, what's your idea of fun?'
"Making Marion and her boyfriend miserable," Lily replied without missing a beat.
Robin laughed. "Well, keep our secret and I'll make sure you don't stay bored."
"I agree on a trial basis," Lily said with a smirk.
"So is that a yes?" Marion asked breathlessly.
"Sure. Whatever."
"Yes!" Marion grinned up at Robin.
"Oh bother, I'm going soft," Lily grumbled.
Written: Unknown
Revised: September 25, 2004
