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LILY: Ok, apparently there are people out there who *do* read these, so I shall continue with the intros. *smiles happily* I'm stunned that people do pay attention to my 'interactions' with my beloved mate too.
MIRAI CLONE: *sweatdrops* Beloved? Didn't you try to run me over with the car again yesterday?
LILY: *looking at her mate confused* Your point being?
MIRAI CLONE: Forget it. I think I'm going to get me a lawyer, though. You're abusing me, and I *don't* have to take it! *crosses his arms over his chest and nods once*
LILY: *sweatdropping* Um.....and they say *I'M* the odd one. *shaking her head* Anyway, I have a few little details to go over before I begin here. *looking at the papers in her hands* First off all, I'd like to formally apologize for the long wait for this chapter. Due to writer's block *AND* a cut off from the internet from my cable provider *growls softly, before shrugging and moving on* I haven't been able to put this up. And so, without further delay, more of my patented torture. Oh, and 'Super Saiyan 4 Vegito'? The reason I torture Gohan so much is he makes it so damn hard *NOT* to! *laughs evilly*
MIRAI CLONE: *holding up a huge sign behind his mate's back where it can't be seen with the words 'SEND HELP! SHE'S GONE MAD!' written on it in bold black lettering*
LILY: Anyway, I have to do the disclaimer now, and then beat the stuffing out of my mate for mocking me behind my back
MIRAI CLONE: *pales* But.....but....HOW?!
LILY: You should know by now, dear. I am female, I know *ALL!*
MIRAI CLONE: *gulps*
LILY: So anyway, disclaimer, I don't own the characters of DBZ. I own my clones, my own mate Mirai Trunks *points to her mate who just sweatdrops but doesn't say anything*, Mystic Gohan, Gambit from X-men Evolution, Neil from the Final Fantasy Movie, Kou Leifoh from the Bouncer for the PS2 game, and my newest clone, Inuyasha, my Demi-Demon Doggie! *gives Inuyasha Clone a bonecushing hug* They're all mine, except for Gohan, he's my best friend's mate. So now on with the story.
LILY: Oh, and keep them reviews coming, k? Enjoy ladies and gents.
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The Dare
Chapter Twenty Three " There Is No God "
Trunks smirked to himself as he closed his parent's bedroom door behind him. There was no way Mirai would go looking for his sword in his parents room. It was difficult enough for Trunks himself to go in there. No telling what lurked in *there!*
Trunks shuddered slightly at a memory he recalled during a similar incident three years prior, when he had been hiding out from his father after putting neon green hair dye in his father's shampoo bottle. He'd barely escaped that one alive. If it hadn't been for his mother-
But there were more important matters to deal with. Such as finding Goten and the girl and start planning their first of what promised to be many, prank for the day. As the little prince's luck would have it, Goten and Pan can racing around the corner, Goten crashing into Trunks and both boys fell to the floor with a thud.
"Goten! You baka! That hurt!" Trunks said as he rubbed his head and winced as he felt a slight bump forming.
"Sorry, Trunks. I didn't see you there." Goten said, rubbing his own head as Pan looked at the two boys curiously.
"You're really my sensei, only younger, aren't you?" Pan asked, as Trunks looked up at her and made a face.
"No. I'm cooler than that purple haired Mama's boy." Trunks said as Goten looked at him for a minute, and opened his mouth to say something before Trunks whipped his head to look at Goten and shot him a 'death glare'.
"You say anything about purple hair, and I'll blast you into next Tuesday, Goten." Trunks warned.
"My sensei isn't a Mama's boy! He's a lot cooler than *you* are! You're just a.....a.....a spoiled brat!" Pan said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"What's a Mama's boy?" Goten asked Trunks.
"Your brother." Trunks said, before turning to glare at Pan.
"I am *not* spoiled, and I'm not a brat! Just because my Mom *happens* to be the richest scientist in the entire world, and just because I have every toy ever manufactered on the planet, and just because I get whatever I want, it *doesn't* make me a spoiled brat!" Trunks said.
"Well, actually Trunks, Gohan told me-" Goten began.
"Would you be quiet? Besides! We have work to do, remember dummy?" Trunks asked.
"Work?" Pan asked, looking at the boy confused.
"Yeah. We're gonna play some jokes on Gohan and Mirai. It'll be great!" Trunks cried.
"But won't my Daddy be mad? And why do you want to be mean to Sensei too?" Pan asked.
"It's just for fun! Are you in or not? Or are you *afraid* 'Daddy' will be mad at you?" Trunks teased.
"If you two stupid boys can do it, so can I!" Pan cried.
"Ok, fine, whatever. So, first, we have to figure out what to do........" Trunks said, thinking to himself.
Five minutes later, Trunks stopped to look at Goten and Pan.
"Well? Am I the only one with the brains here? Help me think! On second thought, Goten may hurt himself." Trunks said, looking at the black haired little boy.
"I don't know. I said I'd help, but I don't know my Daddy that well, sensei." Pan said as Trunks made a face.
"Look, don't call me sensei. You're sensei is Mirai Trunks. *I* am *not* him! Just call me Trunks." Trunks said.
"Fine. Ok then *Trunks* what do we do then?" Pan asked.
"I don't know. But I'll come up with something! Don't worry." Trunks said, thinking to himself again.
"Piccolo." Goten suddenly said.
"Huh? What about him?" Trunks asked as Goten turned to look at his best friend.
"What about Piccolo? He's Gohan's sensei, right? What if we get him to come here?" Goten asked as Trunks stared at him bewildered.
"This is getting *too* wierd! Who are you and what have you done with my best friend Goten, you imposter!" Trunks cried, shaking Goten's shoulders back and forth and making the little Saiyan shake violently.
"But......Tr-trunks....It-it's meeeeeee." Goten said.
"Really? Ok then, prove it." Trunks said, letting go of Goten's shoulders.
"But.....how?" Goten asked.
"Um.....well the Goten I know is dumber than a box of rocks, and you're coming up with all these great ideas today. Are you an alien planning to replace the population with clones and take it over?" Trunks asked.
"Well......Gohan once told me that we're all aliens, at least Dad and you're Dad are. And that makes us half-alien. But.....I'm not trying to take over the world, Trunks. Really." Goten said.
"Ok, there's one thing that will prove if you really are or aren't Goten. Who's the strongest fighter in the entire universe?" Trunks asked.
"My brother. No! My father. No, my brother! No, my father! No.......um......what was the question again Trunks?" Goten asked.
"Yup. That's Goten. Ok, so about that Piccolo idea-" Trunks said, looking at Pan.
"What Piccolo idea?" Goten asked as Trunks rolled his eyes.
"The one *you* came up with, baka! Anyway, we have to figure out a way to bring him here. But how?" Trunks asked, thinking once more.
"We could tell him the planet's gonna be blown up." Goten said.
"Goten! That's stupid! That wouldn't make him come here! Think harder! Hey! What about his cape he always wears? We could steal it then he'd have to come here to get it! That's brilliant! I really am the smartest eight year old in the world!" Trunks cried.
"And the youngest kid with the biggest ego in the world too." Pan added.
"You really hang out with Mirai a lot, don't you?" Trunks asked.
"Yeah. So?" Pan asked.
"Nevermind. I just had an idea. We know Gohan really well, but we don't know anything about Mirai. But *you* do! You can help us think of what embarasses him the most! This is almost too perfect! I really am a genius!" Trunks cried.
LILY: Hmm. This may end up a little shorter than usual. I hope no one minds *too* much. I don't want to cram all the fun into one chapter here. So, I'm leaving everyone hanging with a great cliffy. I am evil! This I know!
MIRAI CLONE: @_@
LILY: Crockpot, folks, gotta love it. And whoever gave it to me, I thank you! Message time!
-Baka Che? Can you e-mail me at miraitigerlily@yahoo.com? Thanks.
-Super Saiya Trinty? How is that new and improved GT Trunks coming along? *smirks*
-And for the rest of you, you should check out my other fics too. Lots, from Sonic, Final Fantasy the Movie,Birds of Prey, Harry Potter, and so on and so forth. It's worth a shot, you know. Anyway, just go to The Dare like you usually would, and click on the author link, Mirai Tigerlily. It'll take you to my page of stories. Enjoy!
MIRAI CLONE: @_@
LILY: OK, and that's that. Here's the next part. Enjoy.
"Um.....Gohan......you didn't happen to notice where we're heading, did you?" Mirai asked a little worriedly as Gohan looked at him confused.
"No, why?" Gohan asked, looking ahead of him and trying to find out what Mirai was talking about.
"We're going to be passing the northeast wing of CC, and you know what's there, don't you?" Mirai asked.
"Huh? Oh, you mean the- OH KAMI NO!!!!!" Gohan suddenly cried, his face going pale, as he dropped to his knees and buried his hands in his face. Mirai sweatdropped as the entire class turned around to look at Gohan in confusion and curiousity.
"Dear Kami, please, anything but that. That's just inhumane! Have I not suffered enough in my lifetime? What cruel god had forsaken me for this torment?" Gohan cried as Bulma began to make her way through the group to find out what the problem was.
"Gohan? What......?" Bulma began confused before looking up at Mirai.
"What happened to him?" Bulma asked as Mirai looked from his mother, down to his best friend, before looking back up at his mother.
"His sanity is crumbling beneath his feet, I suppose." Mirai said.
"Mirai-" Bulma began, before Gohan's head suddenly shot up and he started crawling towards Bulma on his knees, and grabbed the fabric of her pants and looked up at her with pleading eyes.
"I beg you, please, turn back now! We can go check out another part of CC! Just please, not that way! Have mercy, on me, Bulma. I'm like a son to you, remember? You wouldn't do this to Trunks or even Mirai would you?" Gohan begged.
"Gohan, what in the name of Kami are you going on about?" Bulma asked.
"ONNA! What is going on here! Why are these puny humans in my house?!"
"I think he meant, that, Kaasan." Mirai muttered.
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LILY: Ok, apparently there are people out there who *do* read these, so I shall continue with the intros. *smiles happily* I'm stunned that people do pay attention to my 'interactions' with my beloved mate too.
MIRAI CLONE: *sweatdrops* Beloved? Didn't you try to run me over with the car again yesterday?
LILY: *looking at her mate confused* Your point being?
MIRAI CLONE: Forget it. I think I'm going to get me a lawyer, though. You're abusing me, and I *don't* have to take it! *crosses his arms over his chest and nods once*
LILY: *sweatdropping* Um.....and they say *I'M* the odd one. *shaking her head* Anyway, I have a few little details to go over before I begin here. *looking at the papers in her hands* First off all, I'd like to formally apologize for the long wait for this chapter. Due to writer's block *AND* a cut off from the internet from my cable provider *growls softly, before shrugging and moving on* I haven't been able to put this up. And so, without further delay, more of my patented torture. Oh, and 'Super Saiyan 4 Vegito'? The reason I torture Gohan so much is he makes it so damn hard *NOT* to! *laughs evilly*
MIRAI CLONE: *holding up a huge sign behind his mate's back where it can't be seen with the words 'SEND HELP! SHE'S GONE MAD!' written on it in bold black lettering*
LILY: Anyway, I have to do the disclaimer now, and then beat the stuffing out of my mate for mocking me behind my back
MIRAI CLONE: *pales* But.....but....HOW?!
LILY: You should know by now, dear. I am female, I know *ALL!*
MIRAI CLONE: *gulps*
LILY: So anyway, disclaimer, I don't own the characters of DBZ. I own my clones, my own mate Mirai Trunks *points to her mate who just sweatdrops but doesn't say anything*, Mystic Gohan, Gambit from X-men Evolution, Neil from the Final Fantasy Movie, Kou Leifoh from the Bouncer for the PS2 game, and my newest clone, Inuyasha, my Demi-Demon Doggie! *gives Inuyasha Clone a bonecushing hug* They're all mine, except for Gohan, he's my best friend's mate. So now on with the story.
LILY: Oh, and keep them reviews coming, k? Enjoy ladies and gents.
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The Dare
Chapter Twenty Three " There Is No God "
Trunks smirked to himself as he closed his parent's bedroom door behind him. There was no way Mirai would go looking for his sword in his parents room. It was difficult enough for Trunks himself to go in there. No telling what lurked in *there!*
Trunks shuddered slightly at a memory he recalled during a similar incident three years prior, when he had been hiding out from his father after putting neon green hair dye in his father's shampoo bottle. He'd barely escaped that one alive. If it hadn't been for his mother-
But there were more important matters to deal with. Such as finding Goten and the girl and start planning their first of what promised to be many, prank for the day. As the little prince's luck would have it, Goten and Pan can racing around the corner, Goten crashing into Trunks and both boys fell to the floor with a thud.
"Goten! You baka! That hurt!" Trunks said as he rubbed his head and winced as he felt a slight bump forming.
"Sorry, Trunks. I didn't see you there." Goten said, rubbing his own head as Pan looked at the two boys curiously.
"You're really my sensei, only younger, aren't you?" Pan asked, as Trunks looked up at her and made a face.
"No. I'm cooler than that purple haired Mama's boy." Trunks said as Goten looked at him for a minute, and opened his mouth to say something before Trunks whipped his head to look at Goten and shot him a 'death glare'.
"You say anything about purple hair, and I'll blast you into next Tuesday, Goten." Trunks warned.
"My sensei isn't a Mama's boy! He's a lot cooler than *you* are! You're just a.....a.....a spoiled brat!" Pan said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"What's a Mama's boy?" Goten asked Trunks.
"Your brother." Trunks said, before turning to glare at Pan.
"I am *not* spoiled, and I'm not a brat! Just because my Mom *happens* to be the richest scientist in the entire world, and just because I have every toy ever manufactered on the planet, and just because I get whatever I want, it *doesn't* make me a spoiled brat!" Trunks said.
"Well, actually Trunks, Gohan told me-" Goten began.
"Would you be quiet? Besides! We have work to do, remember dummy?" Trunks asked.
"Work?" Pan asked, looking at the boy confused.
"Yeah. We're gonna play some jokes on Gohan and Mirai. It'll be great!" Trunks cried.
"But won't my Daddy be mad? And why do you want to be mean to Sensei too?" Pan asked.
"It's just for fun! Are you in or not? Or are you *afraid* 'Daddy' will be mad at you?" Trunks teased.
"If you two stupid boys can do it, so can I!" Pan cried.
"Ok, fine, whatever. So, first, we have to figure out what to do........" Trunks said, thinking to himself.
Five minutes later, Trunks stopped to look at Goten and Pan.
"Well? Am I the only one with the brains here? Help me think! On second thought, Goten may hurt himself." Trunks said, looking at the black haired little boy.
"I don't know. I said I'd help, but I don't know my Daddy that well, sensei." Pan said as Trunks made a face.
"Look, don't call me sensei. You're sensei is Mirai Trunks. *I* am *not* him! Just call me Trunks." Trunks said.
"Fine. Ok then *Trunks* what do we do then?" Pan asked.
"I don't know. But I'll come up with something! Don't worry." Trunks said, thinking to himself again.
"Piccolo." Goten suddenly said.
"Huh? What about him?" Trunks asked as Goten turned to look at his best friend.
"What about Piccolo? He's Gohan's sensei, right? What if we get him to come here?" Goten asked as Trunks stared at him bewildered.
"This is getting *too* wierd! Who are you and what have you done with my best friend Goten, you imposter!" Trunks cried, shaking Goten's shoulders back and forth and making the little Saiyan shake violently.
"But......Tr-trunks....It-it's meeeeeee." Goten said.
"Really? Ok then, prove it." Trunks said, letting go of Goten's shoulders.
"But.....how?" Goten asked.
"Um.....well the Goten I know is dumber than a box of rocks, and you're coming up with all these great ideas today. Are you an alien planning to replace the population with clones and take it over?" Trunks asked.
"Well......Gohan once told me that we're all aliens, at least Dad and you're Dad are. And that makes us half-alien. But.....I'm not trying to take over the world, Trunks. Really." Goten said.
"Ok, there's one thing that will prove if you really are or aren't Goten. Who's the strongest fighter in the entire universe?" Trunks asked.
"My brother. No! My father. No, my brother! No, my father! No.......um......what was the question again Trunks?" Goten asked.
"Yup. That's Goten. Ok, so about that Piccolo idea-" Trunks said, looking at Pan.
"What Piccolo idea?" Goten asked as Trunks rolled his eyes.
"The one *you* came up with, baka! Anyway, we have to figure out a way to bring him here. But how?" Trunks asked, thinking once more.
"We could tell him the planet's gonna be blown up." Goten said.
"Goten! That's stupid! That wouldn't make him come here! Think harder! Hey! What about his cape he always wears? We could steal it then he'd have to come here to get it! That's brilliant! I really am the smartest eight year old in the world!" Trunks cried.
"And the youngest kid with the biggest ego in the world too." Pan added.
"You really hang out with Mirai a lot, don't you?" Trunks asked.
"Yeah. So?" Pan asked.
"Nevermind. I just had an idea. We know Gohan really well, but we don't know anything about Mirai. But *you* do! You can help us think of what embarasses him the most! This is almost too perfect! I really am a genius!" Trunks cried.
LILY: Hmm. This may end up a little shorter than usual. I hope no one minds *too* much. I don't want to cram all the fun into one chapter here. So, I'm leaving everyone hanging with a great cliffy. I am evil! This I know!
MIRAI CLONE: @_@
LILY: Crockpot, folks, gotta love it. And whoever gave it to me, I thank you! Message time!
-Baka Che? Can you e-mail me at miraitigerlily@yahoo.com? Thanks.
-Super Saiya Trinty? How is that new and improved GT Trunks coming along? *smirks*
-And for the rest of you, you should check out my other fics too. Lots, from Sonic, Final Fantasy the Movie,Birds of Prey, Harry Potter, and so on and so forth. It's worth a shot, you know. Anyway, just go to The Dare like you usually would, and click on the author link, Mirai Tigerlily. It'll take you to my page of stories. Enjoy!
MIRAI CLONE: @_@
LILY: OK, and that's that. Here's the next part. Enjoy.
"Um.....Gohan......you didn't happen to notice where we're heading, did you?" Mirai asked a little worriedly as Gohan looked at him confused.
"No, why?" Gohan asked, looking ahead of him and trying to find out what Mirai was talking about.
"We're going to be passing the northeast wing of CC, and you know what's there, don't you?" Mirai asked.
"Huh? Oh, you mean the- OH KAMI NO!!!!!" Gohan suddenly cried, his face going pale, as he dropped to his knees and buried his hands in his face. Mirai sweatdropped as the entire class turned around to look at Gohan in confusion and curiousity.
"Dear Kami, please, anything but that. That's just inhumane! Have I not suffered enough in my lifetime? What cruel god had forsaken me for this torment?" Gohan cried as Bulma began to make her way through the group to find out what the problem was.
"Gohan? What......?" Bulma began confused before looking up at Mirai.
"What happened to him?" Bulma asked as Mirai looked from his mother, down to his best friend, before looking back up at his mother.
"His sanity is crumbling beneath his feet, I suppose." Mirai said.
"Mirai-" Bulma began, before Gohan's head suddenly shot up and he started crawling towards Bulma on his knees, and grabbed the fabric of her pants and looked up at her with pleading eyes.
"I beg you, please, turn back now! We can go check out another part of CC! Just please, not that way! Have mercy, on me, Bulma. I'm like a son to you, remember? You wouldn't do this to Trunks or even Mirai would you?" Gohan begged.
"Gohan, what in the name of Kami are you going on about?" Bulma asked.
"ONNA! What is going on here! Why are these puny humans in my house?!"
"I think he meant, that, Kaasan." Mirai muttered.
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