A/N: I don't know if Fanuidhol actually rhymes with hole..."It HAD to rhyme! Don't question a king's grammar!" - Larry the Cucumber

They laugh at us, these men, just because we are small
They laugh at us because we aren't a hundred feet tall
We tell 'em there's a lot to learn down 'ere on the ground
Middle Earth is big, but little people turn it around
A worm can roll a stone
A bee can sting a bear
A fly can fly around, besides, flies don't care
A sparrow in a hat
Can make a happy hole
A flea can make a martyr of anybody on Fanuidhol
Sauron was quite evil and he lived in the sky
But Frodo melted his ring and blew up his giant eye
I never read the Red Book but I know it is true
It only goes to show what little people can do
A worm can roll a stone
A bee can sting a bear
A fly can fly around, besides, flies don't care
A sparrow in a hat
Can make a happy hole
A flea can make a martyr of anybody on Fanuidhol
So listen 'ere, you wizard with your head in the clouds
It's often kinda useful to get lost in a crowd
So keep your book learnin', I don't give a d**n
For better or for worse it is the way that I am
Be careful as you go, for little people grow
And little people know
When little people fight
We may look easy pickin's but sure Sting does bite
So never kick a dog
Because he's just a pup
You'd better run for cover when the pup grows up
And we'll fight like fifty armies and we won't give up
A worm can roll a stone
A bee can sting a bear
A fly can fly around, besides, flies don't care
A sparrow in a hat
Can make a happy hole
A flea can make a martyr of anybody on Fanuidhol
A flea can make a martyr of anybody on Fanuidhol