And now they're saying that we're gay again
No alibi, no one to turn to
I do not want your body, sir,
I folow you 'cuz I am sworn to
And now Mordor is near
And now they'll make believe we're queer
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night
When you, my master, are sleeping
With love my heart is leaping
And then I go back to bed
Because I don't want you, not even in my head
As a friend, I'll always be beside you
Never alone, I'll walk with you forever
In a non-sexual way, I'll enjoy your arms around me
And when you lose your way I'll be there,
Always beside you
In the rain, the mountains shine like silver
While Gollum tries unsucessfully the Ring to pilfer
In the darkness, the rocks are full of starlight
And I say I will be your servant forever and forever
And I know it's only in their minds
And I'm really after Rosie, and not you
And although I know that they are blind
Still I'll say
We're not gay at all
I love you, but not the way they're saying
It's insane, the way fanfiction abuses our love
Without you, my world would never stand
So cover your ears, for everywhere the streets are full of the lies of strangers
I love you, but every day I'm learning
All my life, I'll always be misunderstood
Without you, my world would cease its turning
A world that's full of happiness, but not the homosexual kind
I love you
I love you
I love you
But only as a friend
No alibi, no one to turn to
I do not want your body, sir,
I folow you 'cuz I am sworn to
And now Mordor is near
And now they'll make believe we're queer
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night
When you, my master, are sleeping
With love my heart is leaping
And then I go back to bed
Because I don't want you, not even in my head
As a friend, I'll always be beside you
Never alone, I'll walk with you forever
In a non-sexual way, I'll enjoy your arms around me
And when you lose your way I'll be there,
Always beside you
In the rain, the mountains shine like silver
While Gollum tries unsucessfully the Ring to pilfer
In the darkness, the rocks are full of starlight
And I say I will be your servant forever and forever
And I know it's only in their minds
And I'm really after Rosie, and not you
And although I know that they are blind
Still I'll say
We're not gay at all
I love you, but not the way they're saying
It's insane, the way fanfiction abuses our love
Without you, my world would never stand
So cover your ears, for everywhere the streets are full of the lies of strangers
I love you, but every day I'm learning
All my life, I'll always be misunderstood
Without you, my world would cease its turning
A world that's full of happiness, but not the homosexual kind
I love you
I love you
I love you
But only as a friend
