Disclaimer: I think you know what I'm going to say...

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Chapter two: The run-in caused by a bribe with chocolate

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After a few moments, Kakashi realized suddenly that 4 pairs of eyes were watching him. He stopped and sighed.

"WHY MUST EVERYONE STOP ME IN MY IDEA-QUEST?!" Kakashi sobbed... and he sobbed... and he cried... and he... well, you get the point. Suddenly, Gai and Lee popped out of... well... only GOD knows where.

"Well if it isn't... hey... NEJI!! TENTEN!" Gai tapped his foot impatiently. Sighing, Neji and TenTen came out of no where sweat dropped.

"Why the hell are we here again?" Neji asked TenTen in a whisper.

"Gai said something about giving us chocolate, if we came along... I'm beginning to hate myself for chocolate addiction..." TenTen replied.

"I totally agree with that statement," Neji whispered back.

"Ahem! Are you two quite done?" Gai asked.

"Hai Gai-sensei," Neji and TenTen said sadly.

"Alright! So... where was I...? Oh yes, well! If it isn't my eternal rival!" Gai said "majestically."

"Oh, it's only you Gai... leave me the hell alone will you? I have important stuff you know?" Kakashi said.

"Like what kind of important stuff?" Gai asked suspiciously.

"Like um... stuff..." Kakashi said shiftily.

"Like...?"

"Like..."

"Yes?"

"Umm... nothing..." Kakashi twitched. If Gai found out what he was doing, he'd so be in trouble. When it came to stopping Kakashi and his ideas, Obito, that girl he was on a team with... whatever her name was, Yondaime and Gai so would kill him. Simultaneously too! Lets see an example of this.

~Example of when Kakashi had an idea at age 8~

"Hey! I know what we should do!" Kakashi shouted.

"Oh no Kakashi," the girl said.

"Yeah, the last time you said that, we were almost KILLED!" Obito yelled.

"KAKASHI HAD AN IDEA?!?" Gai screamed as he ran in. "WE MUST SMOTHER IT!"

"Um... yes we should Gai, but what the hell are you doing here?" Yondaime blinked. "What are you guys doing here? I have work to do... YOU GUYS ARE CHUUNIN!! GO GET A LIFE OR SOMETHING!"

"We need you to help us smother Kakashi's idea," Obito said. And so the four smothered Kakashi with 50 pillows, and therefore smothered his idea.

~End of the Example~

"Kakashi, I know your hiding something," Gai said sternly.

"Um... well... I uhh... needed to see..." Kakashi thought quickly. What in Ra's name was he to do?

"Who are you going to see Kakashi?" Gai asked.

"Actually..." an evil smirk crossed Kakashi's masked face. "I need your help with something Gai!"

"MY help!? Who's to say I'll help?" Gai asked.

"I did," Kakashi said proudly.

"I see, what are you planning?" Gai questioned.

"I never plan Gai! That's what makes me so amazing! Anyways, I need your help... choosing a present for our lovely Hokage!" Kakashi smiled.

"Oh! We'll help then!" Gai clapped. He pointed towards the village. "Follow me!" Gai led them marching towards the village's main market place... thing... Lee followed, walking exactly like Gai, while TenTen and Neji sweat dropped and followed. Kakashi followed behind them.

"Psst," Kakashi whispered. TenTen and Neji gave him a weird look. "Would you two like to help me to get revenge on Tsunade later?" he asked. TenTen and Neji looked at each other.

"Why are you taking revenge?" Neji asked.

"She took something from me, and gave me PACKING TAPE!" Kakashi said in a strained voice.

"We'll help then; it'll so make Gai-sensei mad!" TenTen said evilly.

"I completely agree with TenTen, we'll meet you outside the Academy at around 11 tonight," Neji nodded.

"Excellent," Kakashi grinned especially evilly. Oh boy was he EVER going to have fun!

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Oh dear, whats our lovely Kakashi-sensei planning? Is he so angered he needs TenTen and Neji's help? What is he going to do to the present to Tsunade? Oh deary me, what a predicament!

ANYWAYS! Hope you liked this chapter ^_~