Teddy's Secret
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
Prologue: It's Beat up Barney time!
BJ: Are you sure go to the kick-@$$ party
Barney: C'mon I know Mr. T, Arafat, Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Sudam Hussein won't lay a finger on me
-Highwind-
Barret: We better get ready for the party.
Vincent: This shotgun should do the trick.
Barret: Remember last time it took 18 of those to kill his Fat-over weighted-purple-@$$.
Vincent: I'll Take The Rifle
-In another room-
Tifa: Going to the party?
Yuffie: No
Tifa: Free Refreshments. (Turns around
to find the Yuffie gone)
-Shinra Headquarters-
Reeves: There's going to be a party.
Rufus: Kill everybody, take no prisoners, take their money I need new shoes, just because their heads are cut off doesn't mean their dea-
Reeves: Cloud is going to be there.
Rufus (gay voice): Oo Cloud Ooo should I where this skirt no, no this wedding gown.
-Party-
Barney- C'mon my peeps and my homies on my mystical quest, lets play a nice game of chess.
Barret: It's kick @$$ time
(Everybody beats up Barney)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
Prologue: It's Beat up Barney time!
BJ: Are you sure go to the kick-@$$ party
Barney: C'mon I know Mr. T, Arafat, Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Sudam Hussein won't lay a finger on me
-Highwind-
Barret: We better get ready for the party.
Vincent: This shotgun should do the trick.
Barret: Remember last time it took 18 of those to kill his Fat-over weighted-purple-@$$.
Vincent: I'll Take The Rifle
-In another room-
Tifa: Going to the party?
Yuffie: No
Tifa: Free Refreshments. (Turns around
to find the Yuffie gone)
-Shinra Headquarters-
Reeves: There's going to be a party.
Rufus: Kill everybody, take no prisoners, take their money I need new shoes, just because their heads are cut off doesn't mean their dea-
Reeves: Cloud is going to be there.
Rufus (gay voice): Oo Cloud Ooo should I where this skirt no, no this wedding gown.
-Party-
Barney- C'mon my peeps and my homies on my mystical quest, lets play a nice game of chess.
Barret: It's kick @$$ time
(Everybody beats up Barney)
