Teddy's Secret
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
Chapter 1: Conflict
-Barney's House-
Barney comes inside nearly dea
Barney: (laying on the couch) DJ
BJ: It's BJ!
Barney: BJ…my acquaintance…
BJ: Yes, Barney
Barney (yelling): Back away give me some #$&^ air to breath…....... DJ.
BJ: BJ!
Barney: BJ in the second draw on the left is my secret 5,000,000,000,000 in cash.
BJ: (crashes threw the window with money) Screw you!
Barney: (tries walk really fast) Come back here you whooppersnapper *he is so going to get a talkin'' to! *
An hour later Barney finally gets to the door and opens it. Barney get jumped by senior citizens.
BJ: Here is the money, now your end of the deal.
R the Pirate: Ok you'll get your own show on Barney, just you and the kids. (looks at the soldiers) Bring the fruit basket back to HQ.
-House-
Cloud: Bring the pancakes, get movin' women!
Yuffie: (throws a crab at teddy) Ha Ha Ha.
Red IIIX: *she's scheming against me* (runs out the house)
Crab pinches Teddy and runs away.
Barret: Don't take that from a punk-@$$ crab.
Teddy: (when no one looking, he grabs a pan, smashes the crab over and over, then leaves the pan at Vincent's chair and runs back)
Red IIIX: *The psychiatrist said to come back if something's wrong*
Teddy: (runs past him) Ah Ha Ha
Red IIIV: (runs outside) Taxi, to the therapy building.
building.
Tifa: Vincent why did you kill the crab, it was for dinner.
Vincent: I didn't do it
Tifa: The pan has crab guts and it's near your chair.
Yuffie: He didn't do it.
Tifa: Looks who here Ms. Free Stuff!
Yuffie: (looking at Vincent) Well at least I have a boy who is interested in me.
Tifa: (turning red)*what does she know about cloud and I!*If you want some, come and get some.
Yuffie: Bring it on
The two go into minutes of girlish slapping.
Vincent: I see cotton on the handle and you're the only with stuffed animals for children under 7.Which I believe is your so-called "beloved" daughter.
Cloud: Who thought you'd stoop so low.
Barret: What about Nancy the Nanny doll!?
Vincent: (sweating) It was a gift. (Stuffing her inside his pocket)
Barret: So your blaming poor ol' Teddy
Sephiroth: (Breaks through the window) Surrender your food.
Cloud: Don't you have your own servants?
Sephiroth: They put too much syrup so I killed them. Now surrender those pancakes or every waking moment will be in pain and misery.
All (except Sephiroth):(Start to mumble under their breath and let him eat their food)
Sephiroth: Dad, I'm going to need some uh $5,000,000,000,000.
Hojo (pooping while reading the newspaper): Vincent's the only one with a job.
Vincent: This is the fifth time this week, NOOOO!
Sephiroth: Look make with the doe before I kill the H@e (aiming sword at Yuffie's neck)
Be Continued
Does Vincent Have Zip-Zip Zero No Dinero
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
Chapter 1: Conflict
-Barney's House-
Barney comes inside nearly dea
Barney: (laying on the couch) DJ
BJ: It's BJ!
Barney: BJ…my acquaintance…
BJ: Yes, Barney
Barney (yelling): Back away give me some #$&^ air to breath…....... DJ.
BJ: BJ!
Barney: BJ in the second draw on the left is my secret 5,000,000,000,000 in cash.
BJ: (crashes threw the window with money) Screw you!
Barney: (tries walk really fast) Come back here you whooppersnapper *he is so going to get a talkin'' to! *
An hour later Barney finally gets to the door and opens it. Barney get jumped by senior citizens.
BJ: Here is the money, now your end of the deal.
R the Pirate: Ok you'll get your own show on Barney, just you and the kids. (looks at the soldiers) Bring the fruit basket back to HQ.
-House-
Cloud: Bring the pancakes, get movin' women!
Yuffie: (throws a crab at teddy) Ha Ha Ha.
Red IIIX: *she's scheming against me* (runs out the house)
Crab pinches Teddy and runs away.
Barret: Don't take that from a punk-@$$ crab.
Teddy: (when no one looking, he grabs a pan, smashes the crab over and over, then leaves the pan at Vincent's chair and runs back)
Red IIIX: *The psychiatrist said to come back if something's wrong*
Teddy: (runs past him) Ah Ha Ha
Red IIIV: (runs outside) Taxi, to the therapy building.
building.
Tifa: Vincent why did you kill the crab, it was for dinner.
Vincent: I didn't do it
Tifa: The pan has crab guts and it's near your chair.
Yuffie: He didn't do it.
Tifa: Looks who here Ms. Free Stuff!
Yuffie: (looking at Vincent) Well at least I have a boy who is interested in me.
Tifa: (turning red)*what does she know about cloud and I!*If you want some, come and get some.
Yuffie: Bring it on
The two go into minutes of girlish slapping.
Vincent: I see cotton on the handle and you're the only with stuffed animals for children under 7.Which I believe is your so-called "beloved" daughter.
Cloud: Who thought you'd stoop so low.
Barret: What about Nancy the Nanny doll!?
Vincent: (sweating) It was a gift. (Stuffing her inside his pocket)
Barret: So your blaming poor ol' Teddy
Sephiroth: (Breaks through the window) Surrender your food.
Cloud: Don't you have your own servants?
Sephiroth: They put too much syrup so I killed them. Now surrender those pancakes or every waking moment will be in pain and misery.
All (except Sephiroth):(Start to mumble under their breath and let him eat their food)
Sephiroth: Dad, I'm going to need some uh $5,000,000,000,000.
Hojo (pooping while reading the newspaper): Vincent's the only one with a job.
Vincent: This is the fifth time this week, NOOOO!
Sephiroth: Look make with the doe before I kill the H@e (aiming sword at Yuffie's neck)
Be Continued
Does Vincent Have Zip-Zip Zero No Dinero
