Teddy's Secret

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.

Chapter 1: Conflict

-Barney's House-

Barney comes inside nearly dea

Barney: (laying on the couch) DJ

BJ: It's BJ!

Barney: BJ…my acquaintance…

BJ: Yes, Barney

Barney (yelling): Back away give me some #$&^ air to breath…....... DJ.

BJ: BJ!

Barney: BJ in the second draw on the left is my secret 5,000,000,000,000 in cash.

BJ: (crashes threw the window with money) Screw you!

Barney: (tries walk really fast) Come back here you whooppersnapper *he is so going to get a talkin'' to! *

An hour later Barney finally gets to the door and opens it. Barney get jumped by senior citizens.

BJ: Here is the money, now your end of the deal.

R the Pirate: Ok you'll get your own show on Barney, just you and the kids. (looks at the soldiers) Bring the fruit basket back to HQ.

-House-

Cloud: Bring the pancakes, get movin' women!

Yuffie: (throws a crab at teddy) Ha Ha Ha.

Red IIIX: *she's scheming against me* (runs out the house)

Crab pinches Teddy and runs away.

Barret: Don't take that from a punk-@$$ crab.

Teddy: (when no one looking, he grabs a pan, smashes the crab over and over, then leaves the pan at Vincent's chair and runs back)

Red IIIX: *The psychiatrist said to come back if something's wrong*

Teddy: (runs past him) Ah Ha Ha

Red IIIV: (runs outside) Taxi, to the therapy building.

building.

Tifa: Vincent why did you kill the crab, it was for dinner.

Vincent: I didn't do it

Tifa: The pan has crab guts and it's near your chair.

Yuffie: He didn't do it.

Tifa: Looks who here Ms. Free Stuff!

Yuffie: (looking at Vincent) Well at least I have a boy who is interested in me.

Tifa: (turning red)*what does she know about cloud and I!*If you want some, come and get some.

Yuffie: Bring it on

The two go into minutes of girlish slapping.

Vincent: I see cotton on the handle and you're the only with stuffed animals for children under 7.Which I believe is your so-called "beloved" daughter.

Cloud: Who thought you'd stoop so low.

Barret: What about Nancy the Nanny doll!?

Vincent: (sweating) It was a gift. (Stuffing her inside his pocket)

Barret: So your blaming poor ol' Teddy

Sephiroth: (Breaks through the window) Surrender your food.

Cloud: Don't you have your own servants?

Sephiroth: They put too much syrup so I killed them. Now surrender those pancakes or every waking moment will be in pain and misery.

All (except Sephiroth):(Start to mumble under their breath and let him eat their food)

Sephiroth: Dad, I'm going to need some uh $5,000,000,000,000.

Hojo (pooping while reading the newspaper): Vincent's the only one with a job.

Vincent: This is the fifth time this week, NOOOO!

Sephiroth: Look make with the doe before I kill the H@e (aiming sword at Yuffie's neck)

Be Continued

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