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Kakashi's at a loss for time
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After Kakashi, Neji and TenTen had been dragged through 10,000 different stores, Gai eventually gave Kakashi a little tanuki doll to give to Tsunade.
"Have fun!" Gai had told him as he dragged Neji, TenTen and Lee away. Kakashi sighed and went home. He had to admit, the thing was cute, but it was a valuable part to his plan! The master plan! And Neji and TenTen were to help him with the next part of his plan! It was brilliant! Brilliant I say! Umm... right, anyways. Kakashi wandered around the village aimlessly... wasn't he going home? Anyways... Kakashi wandered around the village aimlessly. Good god, he needed something to do... his revenge on Tsunade wouldn't start until 11 tonight... which was... Kakashi looked around for a clock, not seeing one, he went around asking villagers.
"Excuse me," Kakashi asked a little girl. "Do you have the time?" The little girl blinked.
"My okasan said I should never give the time to strangers," she stated. Kakashi blinked.
"Are you serious?! Wow, my mother just told not to talk to them... well, that's weird," Kakashi took on a thoughtful expression.
"Well, times change mister... hey!" She said suddenly. "You're Hatake Kakashi!"
"Ha! So I'm NOT a stranger!" Kakashi said triumphantly.
"Doesn't matter anyways, I don't have the time," she shrugged and skipped away. Kakashi sweat dropped.
"I wonder about some children sometimes," he told himself.
"That's beautiful Mister Kakashi sir, but... your scaring away my customers, so if you don't mind..." a random shop keeper said.
"Hey! It's the book store! You have the time right? Do you have the next issue of Icha Icha Paradise?!?" Kakashi demanded.
"It won't come in for two weeks," the shop keeper sweat dropped.
"What... the time?"
"No! The book!"
"Oh..."
"Besides, Tsunade-sama said not to sell it to you," the book keeper stated.
"That's so unfair! Now I must killy her!" Kakashi laughed maniacally.
"Not near my store!" The book keeper took out a random giant mallet of DOOM! And sent Kakashi flying all chibi-like and, any villager who knew Kakashi when he was younger, squealed with delight at the sight of the chibi Kakashi. Kakashi merely hoped he wasn't sent back in time to when evil little girls would stalk him... unlike the girl that was on his team, who will now be known as Mumei, because she is after all, anonymous.
"I hate these people," Kakashi stated loudly as he landed very umm... ungracefully in front of that place... with the ramen... uh—oh well, it doesn't matter.
"Hey Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto cried from inside the store. Kakashi turned to him.
"Oh... its you FOX-BOY!! Dun nunanuna FOX-BOY!" Kakashi started singing to the batman theme.
"Iruka-sensei... Kakashi's gone crazy again..." Naruto whispered to dolphin-man.
"And his side-kick, DOLPHIN-MAN!!" Kakashi started singing again. People walked by, whispering behind their hands in a gossipy manner. "Or maybe Fox-boy is Dolphin-man's sidekick... who cares?"
"I certainly don't..." Iruka sweat dropped.
"Do either of you have the time?" Kakashi asked.
"We have loads of time," Naruto said.
"No... The time of day."
"It's the afternoon," Iruka stated. "Can't you see the sun?"
"No, actually I can't. I like being able to see thanks," Kakashi stated calmly.
"I see, well, if you could see the sun, you'd know. Now I must go off and do... teacher-y stuff, and Naruto must do student-y stuff," Iruka stated. "See ya!"
"Bye!" Naruto waved. And the two were gone. Kakashi sighed and wandered some more. There had to be someone with the time. He saw a random girl munching away on a croissant.
"Hey you!" Kakashi called. The girl turned and looked at him lazily, a look that Shikamaru would be proud of.
"What the hell do you want?" she asked with a yawn.
"The time, what time is it?" he asked.
"Dude, sorry, I'm here to wander around, eat croissants and draw. Not give people the time, do I look like someone who would carry a watch?" she rolled her eyes. "Yeesh, go and get a bloody life." She walked away muttering about "bothersome people."
"Oh god! Not a female Shikamaru! AH! HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! AHH!!!" Kakashi ran around like a chicken without its head, flailing his arms around and screaming.
A somewhere in the forest, during an ambush training lesson, Shikamaru sneezed.
"God Shikamaru, what have I told you about SNEEZING during training?!?" Ino fumed.
"Actually, nothing, I don't sneeze usually," Shikamaru drawled.
"Somebody's talking about you," Chyouji whispered in a paranoid voice. The two others shrunk back. In unison, they looked around with shifty eyes.
And so, moving back into the village, away form our shifty eyed friends, we shall watch with great mirth as many more villagers either become attacked by Kakashi for their time, or attack Kakashi for his Sharigan!
"Why wont somebody tell me what time it is?!" he cried, sniffling cutely.
"Aww! Isn't he cute momma?!?" A little girl asked glomping onto Kakashi arm. "Can we keep him momma?!?"
"No dear, you know we're not supposed to bring hobo's home. Remember what happened last time?" her mother asked sternly.
"That was brother's fault! I'm sure he wouldn't have committed suicide by jumping off the chair if brother hadn't played dress up with him. I won't let it happen again!" the little girl whined.
"Do you have the time?" Kakashi asked.
"Actually, we don't have time sir, we need to get her brother from therapy," the women said, grabbing the girl and walking off. This caused Kakashi the burst into tears. He had now spent at least three hours asking for the time, and yet he still hadn't found out what time it was. It was useless though.
"Do you really hate me that much Murphy? After all the fun we had together?! Me making life horrible for people, and you making it worse? Don't you love me anymore Murphy*? WHERE'S THE LOVE?!?" Kakashi screamed.
"If you wanna know that bad, it's a long time before 11, so SHUT YER YAP!" a random villager yelled.
"Oh... thanks mister!" Kakashi smiled and began walking away... that's when it hit. "Hey... how'd you know that I was waiting for 11?" Kakashi looked angrily at the...
.... Spot where the villager was.
"I hate it when they do that..." Kakashi sighed and continued to skip down the street like a merry old soul. That's when...
... Boredom struck again!
"Oh dear, what am I to do? I a mere bored little Kakashi, in this great wide interesting world, what is one little bored Kakashi to do while waiting for 11 p.m. to start poor little Kakashi's evil little plot with the help of the evil little Neji and the evil little TenTen. I know! Poor little bored Kakashi can tape his clothing to himself! Like a dumb little bored Kakashi!" Kakashi said to himself, talking in third person. And that he did. Using the PACKING TAPE OF DOOM™ he taped the top of his pants to his skin, his shirt to his pants, his vest to his pants and shirt, the top of the vest to his neck, and the hem of his pants to his ankles. Not to mention his cuffs to his wrist.
"That's going to hurt when you take it off you know," a female voice said. Kakashi turned and gasped.
"No!" Kakashi said.
Oh yes...
"No, it seriously can't."
How so?
"Well, you see, it's against the laws of gravity, and physiology."
Those have both been broken before, so tough luck kiddo.
"Oh well... continue then," Kakashi nodded.
"Its your line," the female voice said.
"Oh right... Gasp! No! It can't be! It's..."
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^^; The whole Kakashi taping his clothes to himself was inspired by Mae-chan (Yugi-Obsessed) ^__^ Thanks Mae-chan!
*- Murphey's law is the law that says that "Everything that can can't go wrong, will go wrong. And anything that can't get worse, will."
Dark Nemesis 7 - *bows* Why thank you! ^___^ *glomp attack* Thank you for all the reviews!! >=D You rock!
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And now... on with the fic you so desire to read ^__^
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Kakashi's at a loss for time
~!_!~
After Kakashi, Neji and TenTen had been dragged through 10,000 different stores, Gai eventually gave Kakashi a little tanuki doll to give to Tsunade.
"Have fun!" Gai had told him as he dragged Neji, TenTen and Lee away. Kakashi sighed and went home. He had to admit, the thing was cute, but it was a valuable part to his plan! The master plan! And Neji and TenTen were to help him with the next part of his plan! It was brilliant! Brilliant I say! Umm... right, anyways. Kakashi wandered around the village aimlessly... wasn't he going home? Anyways... Kakashi wandered around the village aimlessly. Good god, he needed something to do... his revenge on Tsunade wouldn't start until 11 tonight... which was... Kakashi looked around for a clock, not seeing one, he went around asking villagers.
"Excuse me," Kakashi asked a little girl. "Do you have the time?" The little girl blinked.
"My okasan said I should never give the time to strangers," she stated. Kakashi blinked.
"Are you serious?! Wow, my mother just told not to talk to them... well, that's weird," Kakashi took on a thoughtful expression.
"Well, times change mister... hey!" She said suddenly. "You're Hatake Kakashi!"
"Ha! So I'm NOT a stranger!" Kakashi said triumphantly.
"Doesn't matter anyways, I don't have the time," she shrugged and skipped away. Kakashi sweat dropped.
"I wonder about some children sometimes," he told himself.
"That's beautiful Mister Kakashi sir, but... your scaring away my customers, so if you don't mind..." a random shop keeper said.
"Hey! It's the book store! You have the time right? Do you have the next issue of Icha Icha Paradise?!?" Kakashi demanded.
"It won't come in for two weeks," the shop keeper sweat dropped.
"What... the time?"
"No! The book!"
"Oh..."
"Besides, Tsunade-sama said not to sell it to you," the book keeper stated.
"That's so unfair! Now I must killy her!" Kakashi laughed maniacally.
"Not near my store!" The book keeper took out a random giant mallet of DOOM! And sent Kakashi flying all chibi-like and, any villager who knew Kakashi when he was younger, squealed with delight at the sight of the chibi Kakashi. Kakashi merely hoped he wasn't sent back in time to when evil little girls would stalk him... unlike the girl that was on his team, who will now be known as Mumei, because she is after all, anonymous.
"I hate these people," Kakashi stated loudly as he landed very umm... ungracefully in front of that place... with the ramen... uh—oh well, it doesn't matter.
"Hey Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto cried from inside the store. Kakashi turned to him.
"Oh... its you FOX-BOY!! Dun nunanuna FOX-BOY!" Kakashi started singing to the batman theme.
"Iruka-sensei... Kakashi's gone crazy again..." Naruto whispered to dolphin-man.
"And his side-kick, DOLPHIN-MAN!!" Kakashi started singing again. People walked by, whispering behind their hands in a gossipy manner. "Or maybe Fox-boy is Dolphin-man's sidekick... who cares?"
"I certainly don't..." Iruka sweat dropped.
"Do either of you have the time?" Kakashi asked.
"We have loads of time," Naruto said.
"No... The time of day."
"It's the afternoon," Iruka stated. "Can't you see the sun?"
"No, actually I can't. I like being able to see thanks," Kakashi stated calmly.
"I see, well, if you could see the sun, you'd know. Now I must go off and do... teacher-y stuff, and Naruto must do student-y stuff," Iruka stated. "See ya!"
"Bye!" Naruto waved. And the two were gone. Kakashi sighed and wandered some more. There had to be someone with the time. He saw a random girl munching away on a croissant.
"Hey you!" Kakashi called. The girl turned and looked at him lazily, a look that Shikamaru would be proud of.
"What the hell do you want?" she asked with a yawn.
"The time, what time is it?" he asked.
"Dude, sorry, I'm here to wander around, eat croissants and draw. Not give people the time, do I look like someone who would carry a watch?" she rolled her eyes. "Yeesh, go and get a bloody life." She walked away muttering about "bothersome people."
"Oh god! Not a female Shikamaru! AH! HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! AHH!!!" Kakashi ran around like a chicken without its head, flailing his arms around and screaming.
A somewhere in the forest, during an ambush training lesson, Shikamaru sneezed.
"God Shikamaru, what have I told you about SNEEZING during training?!?" Ino fumed.
"Actually, nothing, I don't sneeze usually," Shikamaru drawled.
"Somebody's talking about you," Chyouji whispered in a paranoid voice. The two others shrunk back. In unison, they looked around with shifty eyes.
And so, moving back into the village, away form our shifty eyed friends, we shall watch with great mirth as many more villagers either become attacked by Kakashi for their time, or attack Kakashi for his Sharigan!
"Why wont somebody tell me what time it is?!" he cried, sniffling cutely.
"Aww! Isn't he cute momma?!?" A little girl asked glomping onto Kakashi arm. "Can we keep him momma?!?"
"No dear, you know we're not supposed to bring hobo's home. Remember what happened last time?" her mother asked sternly.
"That was brother's fault! I'm sure he wouldn't have committed suicide by jumping off the chair if brother hadn't played dress up with him. I won't let it happen again!" the little girl whined.
"Do you have the time?" Kakashi asked.
"Actually, we don't have time sir, we need to get her brother from therapy," the women said, grabbing the girl and walking off. This caused Kakashi the burst into tears. He had now spent at least three hours asking for the time, and yet he still hadn't found out what time it was. It was useless though.
"Do you really hate me that much Murphy? After all the fun we had together?! Me making life horrible for people, and you making it worse? Don't you love me anymore Murphy*? WHERE'S THE LOVE?!?" Kakashi screamed.
"If you wanna know that bad, it's a long time before 11, so SHUT YER YAP!" a random villager yelled.
"Oh... thanks mister!" Kakashi smiled and began walking away... that's when it hit. "Hey... how'd you know that I was waiting for 11?" Kakashi looked angrily at the...
.... Spot where the villager was.
"I hate it when they do that..." Kakashi sighed and continued to skip down the street like a merry old soul. That's when...
... Boredom struck again!
"Oh dear, what am I to do? I a mere bored little Kakashi, in this great wide interesting world, what is one little bored Kakashi to do while waiting for 11 p.m. to start poor little Kakashi's evil little plot with the help of the evil little Neji and the evil little TenTen. I know! Poor little bored Kakashi can tape his clothing to himself! Like a dumb little bored Kakashi!" Kakashi said to himself, talking in third person. And that he did. Using the PACKING TAPE OF DOOM™ he taped the top of his pants to his skin, his shirt to his pants, his vest to his pants and shirt, the top of the vest to his neck, and the hem of his pants to his ankles. Not to mention his cuffs to his wrist.
"That's going to hurt when you take it off you know," a female voice said. Kakashi turned and gasped.
"No!" Kakashi said.
Oh yes...
"No, it seriously can't."
How so?
"Well, you see, it's against the laws of gravity, and physiology."
Those have both been broken before, so tough luck kiddo.
"Oh well... continue then," Kakashi nodded.
"Its your line," the female voice said.
"Oh right... Gasp! No! It can't be! It's..."
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^^; The whole Kakashi taping his clothes to himself was inspired by Mae-chan (Yugi-Obsessed) ^__^ Thanks Mae-chan!
*- Murphey's law is the law that says that "Everything that can can't go wrong, will go wrong. And anything that can't get worse, will."
