Teddy's Secret
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
Chapter 2: Bobby the Purse
-House-
Vincent: You don't want to do this.
Sephiroth: Be quiet blood sucker.
Vincent: Lazy bum
Sephiroth: Rump snatcha.
Vincent: Fart-Launcha
Sephiroth: Corn
Vincent: Poop.
Sephiroth: You very bad person (mumbling)
(the others join calling Sephiroth names)
Tifa: Cheese-breath.
Cloud: Loser.
Cid: I like tea.
Yuffie: Poor.
Barret: Fruit.
Cait Sith: Let's be smart and nice and shake with one another.
Sephiroth: Shut up, Shut up all of you or slice up your Gamboy Advance.
Vincent: You fean.
Sephiroth: Now you'll hear sermon of revenge. First I'll…..
-Mall-
Aeris: *I'm never going to ask for ride from a Hillbilly again.
Hillbilly (girl): Here we are.
Aeris: Thank you. (getting her purse)
Hillbilly (man): Hey that's mine!
Aeris: Sorry, I thought that was mi-
Hillbilly (man): Gimme that (snatching the purse). How dare you take away my only friend. (talking to the purse) Don't worry Bobby, won't it this big nose weed girl hurt you. You get out, flower sissy.
Aeris: (getting out) Why I never you. You Hillbillies can kiss my butt.
Hillbilly: We hillbillies have done great strives in fields of science. (drives away)
-In Barret's Pocket -
Teddy: When Vincent comes to this, the 20,000,000 pound anvil should fall on him, then he falls back outside this 100 story window, he lands on the floor but sitting on a hornets nest. He runs into the pool but its full of water snakes. Then he runs through the window and messes up everybody's dinner. Every body beats him up with their forks and knives. Then -
Imaginary Friend: Don't you think that's enough.
Teddy: No that's the first 5 minutes.
To be continued.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
Chapter 2: Bobby the Purse
-House-
Vincent: You don't want to do this.
Sephiroth: Be quiet blood sucker.
Vincent: Lazy bum
Sephiroth: Rump snatcha.
Vincent: Fart-Launcha
Sephiroth: Corn
Vincent: Poop.
Sephiroth: You very bad person (mumbling)
(the others join calling Sephiroth names)
Tifa: Cheese-breath.
Cloud: Loser.
Cid: I like tea.
Yuffie: Poor.
Barret: Fruit.
Cait Sith: Let's be smart and nice and shake with one another.
Sephiroth: Shut up, Shut up all of you or slice up your Gamboy Advance.
Vincent: You fean.
Sephiroth: Now you'll hear sermon of revenge. First I'll…..
-Mall-
Aeris: *I'm never going to ask for ride from a Hillbilly again.
Hillbilly (girl): Here we are.
Aeris: Thank you. (getting her purse)
Hillbilly (man): Hey that's mine!
Aeris: Sorry, I thought that was mi-
Hillbilly (man): Gimme that (snatching the purse). How dare you take away my only friend. (talking to the purse) Don't worry Bobby, won't it this big nose weed girl hurt you. You get out, flower sissy.
Aeris: (getting out) Why I never you. You Hillbillies can kiss my butt.
Hillbilly: We hillbillies have done great strives in fields of science. (drives away)
-In Barret's Pocket -
Teddy: When Vincent comes to this, the 20,000,000 pound anvil should fall on him, then he falls back outside this 100 story window, he lands on the floor but sitting on a hornets nest. He runs into the pool but its full of water snakes. Then he runs through the window and messes up everybody's dinner. Every body beats him up with their forks and knives. Then -
Imaginary Friend: Don't you think that's enough.
Teddy: No that's the first 5 minutes.
To be continued.
