Moop~! Its time for another chapter of Kakashi and the Packing Tape! ^_^ in this episode, we find out who the mysterious person who "attacked" Kakashi! Oh dear! Who could this person be?!

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Notes to the Lovely Reviewers! ^__^

SESSHOUAMRUS_GIRL:
^^;; Don't hurt yourself now! ^_^
Sequ3stered: I'm glad it lifts your spirits! *sniffles* Makes me feel so proud!
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purrfectly976: ^__^ Ah, Sasuke will come in later chapters! O_o But because it wont be in this too much, I'll make up for in another story ^_~

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Kakashi and the Packing Tape:
Chapter 4: Assuma's Girlfriend.


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Recap!

"Oh right... Gasp! No! It can't be! It's..."

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"It's Lady Yuna!" Kakashi gasped. The girl ran up to the copy-ninja and picked him up by the front of his shirt.

"Do I look like a bloody Final Fantasy character to you?" she asked in a dangerously quiet voice, making our favourite ninja gulp and shiver in fear. PH34R I say! Ph34R!!

"Uh... well... i-i-I juh-just thought since well... the hair! And the funny—I mean FUN colored eyes, and the clothing choice... I just thought you were..." Kakashi began, only to be thrown on the ground and stepped on.

"IT'S ME KURENAI YOU DOPE-HEADED FRUITCAKE! ARE YOU THAT BONEHEADED?!?!" Kurenai seethed, literally too. With steam and everything!

"Oh my!" Kakashi gasped. "Those are amazing special effects Kurenai! Man, you really have to show me how to do that." Kakashi said in awe.

"Well, I am the special effects master," Kurenai said proudly. "But that's not the point!" Kurenai continued to seethe. Kakashi began to think that she was simply insane, and needed Assuma to come and make her feel better, so using Sasuke's ninja prowess, he summoned Assuma.

"What the hell am I doing here? Wasn't I just over there?" Assuma asked Kakashi, pointing to a few centimeters away from where he was standing.

"Yes you were, but I summoned you here using Sasuke's ninja prowess!" Kakashi said proudly. Assuma nodded.

"I see, so... what do you want?" Assuma asked.

"Make your girlfriend stop seething!" Kakashi whined in a childish manner. Assuma's eyes popped out of his head... it was really gross too; them rolling down the street and all... Kakashi made a disgusted face, to that of a disgusted 3 year-olds face... or the face Calvin makes from Calvin and Hobbes... Anyways, after Assuma had his eyes back in his head he turned back to Kakashi.

"I have a girlfriend? How come I was never informed?" Assuma asked.

"Beats me, but you should have known considering you're the boyfriend," Kakashi pointed out.

"Right... of course," Assuma nodded. "Who is she anyways?"

"Your girlfriend is Kurenai," Kakashi said.

"Really? I thought she was the random other Jounin teacher that our creator always randomly makes me walk with!" Assuma said. "Huh, you learn something new everyday," Assuma said, rather impressed with Kakashi's alleged "smart-ness." Leaving Assuma and Kurenai, Kakashi continued his quest down the street to amuse himself, while still having packing tape taping his clothing to him.

"Kakashi-sensei," a timid voice asked. Kakashi turned to see Hinata.

"God, Team eight is popping up everywhere today. What is it Hyuuga-chan?" Kakashi asked sweetly. Hinata sweat dropped.

"Its Hinata not Hyuuga," Hinata stated. "I was just wondering why you taped your clothes to you... are you afraid they're going to fall off? Or somebody's going to try and rape you or something?"

"You know, Kurenai could very well have tried to! But no, I was bored you see. I'm waiting for it to be 11!" Kakashi grinned stupidly.

"Why?" Hinata asked.

"Because that's when project... Mushi begins!" Kakashi said with sparkly eyes. Hinata cocked her head.

"Mushi? Does it have something to do with Shino-kun and his clan?" Hinata asked in confusion.

"She sure asks a lot of stupid questions. Why no, of course not," Kakashi said, patting her lightly on the head.

"Oh okay... bye Kakashi-sensei!" Hinata said and ran off. Kakashi blinked. What a weird child. He shook his head.

"She is unimportant and does not deserve the amazing Kakashi's attention! Mua ha, ha, ha, ha.... alright, that's enough evil laughter, on to my house again!" Kakashi dashed off to his house for something that you will find out soon, because well... telling you would so totally suck and ruin the entire point of not telling you!

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^_^ Another evil half-cliffy >=D So, anyways, here's yet another crazy chapter of this insane random story.

On a side note: Mushi means bug ^^;;

Tune in next time for the next exciting chapter of Kakashi and the Packing Tape!!!