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Chapter 5: Sealing!

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Kakashi arrived promptly at his house. He would never be late for such an important date as this! I mean, he had to pick up his house and take it on a... Oh wait; it's... um... that something private that Kakashi would kill me if said out loud so uh... forget I said anything! So yeah, Kakashi arrived at his house at 10:15... Notice that? 10: 15! Not just 10, 10:15! Yeah! Not just these merely... SINGLE DOUBLE DIGIT!! But a DOUBLE DOUBLE DIGIT!! OH~~~! BURN~~!! Uh- forget that, anyways, he arrived at his house at 10:15, which was a surprise considering it was only 7:22 when he was talking to Hinata... I don't even want to know what trouble he got into... wait... yes I do... no... Yes!! Let's see.

~What Kakashi-ish Trouble Kakashi got into~

Kakashi stared in wonder at the stove. The stove was a very amazing thing you know. So amazing it was... brilliant! Everyone should have one... except Kakashi. We don't trust him cooking. Anyways, there Kakashi was standing and staring in wonder at the wonderfully amazingly brilliant stove. That's when an idea struck him. Here he had packing tape, he was hungry, there was a pot of boiling water and some noodles... so why not make pasta with packing tape balls?! It was brilliant if he did say so himself. Which he did... anyways, he put some spaghetti into the boiling water and watched it boil, and melt... and melt I say! Yes, so as Kakashi waited oh so patiently for his lovely spaghetti, he began to promptly rip up some tape and create little balls of tape. After making at least 5 he began playing the cupboard game. This consisted of walking around, looking in cupboards for what you want. After the lovely noodles were ready, our lovely little sensei put the noodles and packing tape balls onto the plate he had been looking for and found. As soon as he was about to look for a fork a man, who looked really icky and I wont even go into a description of, walked in.

"Hey~~! You! What are you doing in my kitchen?! Did you use my boiling water?!?! THAT WAS FOR THE RAMEN FOR THAT ANNOYING UZUMAKI KID!! ARG~~!!" the man yelled having a whole little spazz in the door way of the kitchen. Kakashi edged back.

"Umm... yeah... Using Sasuke prowess I shall teleport myself out of the kitchen!" and with that, Kakashi frolicked past the spazzing man

~End of that~

Kakashi scurried around his house, like a mouse looking for cheese. Except our Kakashi wasn't looking for cheese! Oh no, he was looking for a box! In this box were many other boxes. And so special paper! No! Not like special brownies! What have you been smoking?! After finding the box, and pulling some stuff out, he began to do something very important...

Wrap the present Gai had bought.

Now you probably wondering what Kakashi taped it together with... well... since this present was for Tsunade and Tsunade gave him packing tape, I think you can guess. Of course, Kakashi couldn't settle for just a plain looking wrapped-with-packing-tape-and-wrapping-paper present. Oh no. This was Hatake Kakashi we're talking about! So, Kakashi made the box look like a cat. Now, he didn't use just one layer of wrapping paper! But 11! You see that magic? 11! And 5.5 layers of packing tape. 5.5 You might ask? Well, shut up and go with it. This is Kakashi we're talking about! So after wrapping the present in a collective 16.5 layers, Kakashi frolicked out of his house to the Academy. Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a gorilla! It's... BACKPACK KID!! Uhh—hey! Where'd that come from!?! Anyways, Kakashi scampered, (wasn't he frolicking? Does it matter?), to the ninja academy. Since it was late, Kakashi ran into no one, and nothing happened that was too exciting.

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After scampering/frolicking all the way the academy, Kakashi found himself with a few minutes to spare.... well... half an hour. So he sat... and waited... and waited... and waited... and... Well, you get the point. That's when he heard it. At first is was very soft, then it got louder... and louder... and louder!

"It's the raisons that make! Kellogg's Raison Brand ™ so great!" sang three people in raison suits. They marched around singing that repeatedly, in circles and sometimes widening it and going forward and moving down the street. "It's the raisons that make! Kellogg's Raison Brand ™ so great!" Now, although our Kakashi has done many weird things in the past day or so, he had never seen anything as weird as this. As the people got closer, he saw their faces.

"Konohamaru...?" Kakashi blinked. "Udon? Moegi...? What is going on?" That's when it happened. As the three little children walked in circles and yet moving forward continued to chant Ebisu ran up carrying a huge spoon; about the size of his arm.

"SPOON!!!" he yelled chasing the little children. They screamed and ran in different directions to hide. Ebisu went after Udon. After a few moments, Konohamaru and Moegi came out and looked around. In small voices they started their chant again. As they went, they become louder and more confident.

"SPOON!!" Ebisu shouted again. And again, Konohamaru and Moegi ran in random directions to get away from the teacher carrying the spoon. This time, only Konohamaru emerged from his hiding spot. He sniffed sadly and began walking in circles.

"It's the... raisons that make... Kellogg's raison brand so great..." he chanted between sniffs. Slowly, the boy began becoming happier and louder... and damn could his voice go loud! "It's the raisons that make! Kellogg's Raisons Brand ™ so great!" he continued to chant happily.

"SPOOOONNNN~~!!" Ebisu shouted again, running at Konohamaru. Konohamaru shrieked and ran down the street.

"Well... that was the freakiest thing I have ever seen... except for that time Gai and Asuma made a scatter plot graph to take over the world. That is just up there," Kakashi said to himself.

"I have to agree," a random voice said from beside Kakashi. Kakashi yelped and looked. It was...

"Uh, do I know you?" Kakashi asked.

"I'm Kiba... dog-boy?" Kiba said hopefully. Kakashi laughed.

"Oh yeah! That moron!!" Kakashi continued to laugh. "Oh wait... I was supposed to say that in my head wasn't I?"

"Uh... sure," Kiba edged away from Kakashi slightly.

"Hey, dog-boy," Kakashi growled.

"What?"

"Wanna throw packing tape balls at unsuspecting people with me?" Kakashi asked holding out the packing tape.

"Nobody is out now," Kiba scrunched up his nose.

"That's what I thought too, but look at us! And those people down there!" Kakashi pointed wildly.

"Wow... they deserve to have stuff thrown at them if they're out there this late!" Kiba cried. Akamaru barked his agreement. Kakashi grinned happily and made strips of packing tape. And the throwing commenced...

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"HAHAHAHA!!" Kiba and Kakashi laughed as another person fell over dramatically after being hit with a small and light packing tape ball.

"This is so much fun Kakashi-dude!" Kiba laughed.

"Yeah! We should do this more often," Kakashi chuckled chucking another ball at an unsuspecting person.

"What the hell are you two doing?! Why wasn't I invited?!" a feminine voice cried. The two turned to see Neji and TenTen.

"Move over, this looks like fun!" Neji stated pushing Kakashi and Kiba over so TenTen and he could sit down.

"Alright! MORE AMMO OVER HERE!" Kiba cheered throwing another one. Unfortunately this wasn't downtown Toronto and people actually went to sleep and they were slowly going home. As the crowds thinned... and the unconscious people woke up, Kiba decided to go home. "We'll have to do this again someday!" he waved and ran home... only to be hit by a packing tape ball.

"Akamaru ate my sock once," TenTen explained. Neji looked at her.

"You don't wear socks TenTen," Neji pointed out.

"That's like asking me to care, so shut up," TenTen said.

"Now... TO THE PLAN!" Kakashi cried, pulling out the present that was in the shape of a cat. "I want to time it so that she has a set amount of time before it explodes, and if she doesn't open it in time, it'll explode."

"That was repetitive and stupid, but we'll do it," TenTen said. "Now, do you still have wrapping paper?" Kakashi nodded. "Then lets get to work... Neji, you have the markers?"

"Yep!" Neji said much like a two year old.

"Okay! You work on the scroll, and I'll work on the exploding part, Kakashi you go seal up all of Tsunade-sama's windows," TenTen directed.

"Why?" Kakashi asked.

"Because I'm PMSing, now GO!" TenTen shouted. Kakashi quivered and ran.

"NO~~!! Don't leave me alone~~!" Neji screamed.

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Sasuke sat in front of Tsunade, in her office... or room... whatever that thing is. He was quite frightened, for you see Tsunade was sitting her back too him, laughing maniacally and staring out the window.

"Uh... Hokage-sama...?" Sasuke asked. Tsunade choked and fell off her chair.

"Ah! What are you doing here?!?" the old woman asked.

"Erm... sitting? You asked me to come..." Sasuke reminded her. Tsunade nodded.

"I just wanted to tell you," Tsunade suddenly looked very creepy. You like when a character is trying to scare their siblings by making something up? Yeah, she made that face. Sasuke, being the weirdo he is being younger and less intelligent than she, coward in fear. "I'm going to eat your children!" she said in a creepy scratchy voice.

"AH~~!! NO!! NOT MY CHILDREN!!!" Sasuke screamed, and he ran out of the room. Tsunade laughed maniacally again and suddenly held her head in pain.

"Itai! Where'd this hang-over come from?! Oh wait, I was just asleep... was I laughing maniacally in my sleep again? Oh well..."

~On the other side of the door~

Sasuke breathed heavily. Tsunade almost ate his children! Then it dawned on our young, stupid user of the legendary ninja prowess that I keep mentioning.

"Wait a sec... I don't have children!" Sasuke looked mad. Then he shrugged. "Meh..." He walked home. Only a few minutes after he left however, Neji, TenTen and Kakashi struck! Who'd be up at 11 p.m? ...11:33 but who cares? Anyways, the three stealthily and skillfully... well... stumbled and fell and made a lot of racket actually.

"Gahk! Neji! You're on my hair!!" TenTen twitched.

"No I'm not, I'm over here," Neji sweat dropped.

"Kakashi?" TenTen asked.

"Erm... I'm beside Neji," Kakashi blinked.

"Then... who's on my head...?" TenTen began sweating.

"Sorry young civilian!" said Spiderman.

"Ah! It's Spiderman! My hero!" Kakashi said childishly.

"Beautiful, get off my head," TenTen demanded.

"Uh... sorry," Spiderman said sheepishly, leaping off TenTen's hair.

"Meh," she shrugged.

"I love your theme song!" Kakashi said. Then he proceeded to sing the Batman theme.

"Erm... I'm Spiderman, not Batman," Spiderman sweat dropped.

"Oh right... GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!" Kakashi shouted. Spiderman pouted and left. "Now then... shall we finish up here?" Kakashi asked evilly.

"Yes, we shall," Orochimaru said eviler. The trio turned to look at him.

"What the fuck?!" Neji shouted. And boy did he shout.

"Orochimaru! We didn't finish our game of Duel Monsters!" Jiraiya shouted.

"First of all, it's Go Fish and second, I couldn't help myself! I mean, he just sounded so evil," Orochimaru protested.

"Yeah, yeah, always with the excuses, you're almost out of life points!" Jiraiya said happily. Orochimaru sweat dropped.

"Whatever," he sighed. "FCUK perfume smells good!" Orochimaru shouted from down the hall.

"Walking advertisement," TenTen pouted. "No need to rub it in!"

"Lets continue," Neji said uncertainly. So, stealthily as ninjas couldn't do, the trio clattered loudly into Tsunade's room... thing, and delivered the present and scroll.

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Reviewer Response!

Kiako Ornitier ~ *twirls* Another happy reader! ^___^
NaTTiE ~ ^__^;; Yeah, well... that was the result of too much Final Fantasy.
Fireblazie~ ^______^ I'm glad you like the OOC-ness! ^_~ Tis my job to make sure Kakashi acts as stupid as possible!
Sakurablossoms333 ~ I will! Unfortunately though, this will be finished in a chapter...
SilverKnight7 ~ Mua hahaha! Maybe I'll make you wait! *is pummeled by rabid squirrels* O_o? Okay...
KakashiLvr ~ ^___^ YAY! Hee, I love using l33t too. O_o although... it doesn't help with my school work. My teachers seem to give me weird looks...
Dark Nemesis ~ Neh, neh! Thank you! ^__^;; I have this problem where I need to add two "S" to everything. Sorry about that!

Anyways, sorry to make you wait so long, but at least the chapter is longer, plus Sasuke makes his appearance. Don't worry, for the lack of Sasuke in this fic I'll make up for in another fic that I've already planned ^__^ Anyways, the disclaimer!

Discy: I do not own Naruto, Spiderman, or the raisons thing. I got that from Algonquin xDD Dude, it was so funny! O_o More Algonquin skits will appear later ^^ However, I do own this fic, and the way Kakashi wrapped the gift. (I actually do this, and used to have the Sacred Scroll of (insert noise here) but then when my mom painted my room she threw it out T-T) However, the phrase "I'm going to eat your children" was brought into style by my older sister.

Sadly, for some of this I forgot what I was doing cause I stopped in the middle, sorry about some of the non-making senseness!