Ye Strange and Twisted Fic Company Presents:
Harry Potter Goes To Redwall Chapter 2
"Right, everyone, keep calm," said the otter.
"Bloody Hell," said the male squirrel, looking at his paws and twisting around to try and see his tail.
"W- what's hap-happening?" stuttered the unnamed mouse.
"Malfoy?" asked the female squirrel, staring at the cat.
"Yeah, it's me, so what?" asked the cat, shrugging. Everyone else simply stared, except for Luna, who never seemed to think that weird things were odd.
"Where is this place?" demanded the otter.
"Ah, Granger," said the cat. "Everywhere Potter and Weasel are you turn up. In fact, I'm surprised you didn't turn into a weasel, Weasel."
The male squirrel jumped to his feet and ran at Malfoy. The cat simply trapped his tail with his left foot paw and smirked.
"Why the hell are we still wearing Hogwarts uniform?" asked the female squirrel pointedly.
"No idea," said Malfoy. "And we're in Mossflower."
"Where?" came five voices. Luna said nothing, but then who expected her to say anything?
"Mossflower, between the cold Northlands and the hot Southlands. About the only place in this land which is in any way similar to Britain. Home to Brockhall, and the future Abbey of Redwall."
"I still have no idea what you are talking about," said Harry, crossly.
"I've been doing a bit of looking around at this place. I've heard a few conversations, but no one seemed to notice me. They're too busy getting bricks from the quarry to see me."
"I'm going to see them," announced Luna to the room.
"Erm… isn't it a bit dangerous?" asked Hermione.
"They're a bunch of mice and stuff, perfectly harmless. They'd probably faint if they saw a sword."
"What's this 'Abbey of Redwall' thing?" asked Ron, curiously.
"I dunno, something they're building with the bricks."
"Where's Luna?" asked Neville suddenly. She had completely vanished.
"Bloody hell!" exclaimed Malfoy, running off after her.
"That was the longest conversation we ever had in our life with Malfoy," said Harry, looking for a long moment at the others. Then, he suddenly jumped to his feet. Coming at them from the other side of the clearing was a gang of squirrels, led by a female with her ear bound up. When she saw them, she froze.
Review Replies:
tigerlily-2250 thanks for the review. I love both HP and Redwall, so I decided to write a fic for it.
Acoustical Ferret I think that Luna would react far more calmly towards the situation than the others. Thanks for your review.
RedFerret15 thanks for your review. They won't fight vermin, it's the wrong timeline.
