*sob* The ending to another humor fic by me!

Disclaimer: Neh, thanks for the help on the ending Anzu-chan >D Neh, you know I don't own Naruto... yet... right? And... yes I do use the scroll O_o;; those are the real rules.

BTB this is not ment to be offensive in anyway, shape or form O_o;;

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Hawaii, vodka, and cheese

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After our favourite fumbling ninja team left out lovely Tsunade's office, said person looked at the scroll and unwrapped it. It was on a piece of wrapping paper written in metallic purple, silver and gold marker. On it read:

'The sacred scroll of (insert noise here)

1. The person wearing the most jewellery must read the scroll aloud to all present.
2. Only an unpointy eraser can be used to help open the gift.
3. If gift receiver is unable to open the gift and obtain the present inside within the time limit (2 minutes) the giver can reobtain the gift. Or the said gift will explode.
4. No music is to be played while the opening of this gift.
5. No noise is to be made while the reading and opening of the scroll and gift.
6. All present must sit in a circle while the present is opened.
7. No races will be held while the opening of this gift.
8. Nobody can help the receiver in the opening of the gift.
9. All rules must be followed.'


The last rule was small and not legible.

"Meh, who cares?" Tsunade tossed the scroll over her shoulder and began opening the gift. Now this was difficult with the now 20.7 layers of packing tape and wrapping paper. Needless to say, Tsunade did not open her gift with the time limit. After a small, in small meaning super huge, 'boom' Shizune ran in... Or would have if the door had not been sealed with packing tape.

"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune yelled from the other side of the door. "Are you okay?! Oh wait... I'm wasting valuable sleeping time and—hey... never mind..." Shizune promptly went back to bed. Gee, these Konoha ninja sure are prompt! Except Kakashi... Speaking of which, out lovely Hokage was screaming his name right now.

"KAKASHI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!"

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Kakashi sneezed.

"Hey, you okay dude?" Neji asked lazily as they walked away from Tsunade's house/office... thing...

"Yeah, just sneezed," Kakashi said equally lazily. In fact, so lazily, Shikamaru would have been proud.

"Dude, that's a seriously offense to my pride, dude," TenTen told the silver haired Jounin whom we all love and drool over.

"Dude, you serious dude?" Kakashi asked.

"Seriously Jounin-dude," TenTen reaffirmed. Kakashi nodded.

"Dude..." They walked in a pregnant pause. How can a pause be pregnant you might ask? Well... that's something you should ask Goku!

"So what do we do now?" Neji asked as they tried to get something at the ramen stand.

"Let's drink vodka!" Kakashi suggested.

"We're not old enough..." TenTen said.

"You are in the state of Hawaii," Kakashi stated.

"No... We're younger there..." Neji told the silver haired Jounin whom this entire universe revolves around.

"Not if I buy the drinks for you," Kakashi clapped childishly. "Please? I love vodka!"

"Well..." TenTen thought. "We do get to go to Hawaii..."

"Do we get cheese?" Neji asked seriously. The two looked at Neji.

"Sure man! You can't go to Hawaii without eating cheese!" Kakashi continued his senseless clapping.

"Seriously Neji dude, where have you been?" TenTen asked critically.

"No where, anyways, lets go!" and the three jumped into the air and turned into a beautiful sketch-y picture.

All in one night. Boy, they certainly can do a lot in one night...

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xD Okay, I seriously have not a life, but who in this world truly needs one? Anyways, if your sad about this ending, DON'T BE!! ^__^ For to make up for the lack of our favourite fan-dude (Erm... Uchiha) I have created a story specially for him!

Kuro's Magical Preview of DOOM!

Uchiha Sasuke: the most popular guy in the school, loved by all girls, and out to kill his brother. He's afraid of nothing and is the number one rookie. Nobody could ever beat him!

Until Uzumaki Naruto became his rival.

Although our fabulous Uchiha runt never thought much about Naruto. Who would? Naruto the outcast, the dead last idiot. Oh the list of things Naruto was could go on forever. Yep, Sasuke was pretty lucky. A rival like him, just made Sasuke look better.

End

^^;; I was slightly mad at Sasuke when I wrote this... Hee, so if you want this story, as usual say "I~~~!!! YOU IDIOT OF A POLAR BEAR xD" or... something to that extent ^^;

Reviewers answered!

fireblaze- ^__^ Yes, you do really gotta love the insane Kakashi!
Kiako Ornitier- xD Indeed! Thats actually and acterate amount of time without cheating xDD
Distant Soul- ^__^ I try my hardest!
Dark Nemesis 7- You are seriously my most lyal reviewer *sniffles* I love you! TT-TT
Goddess-of-da-Cheeseburgers- Mmm... cheeseburgers... oh yeah. I am honoured you would do such a thing madam! ^_____^
SilverKnight7- Thank you~~!! ^_____^
huh?- xD Well, I'm glad to see I excell in messing with peoples heads. Sorry you didn't understand my story~~ ^_^;;