Author's Note:
~*Before you start reading this story and throwing rotten fruit at me, read this!*~
I wrote this story because I was bored out of my mind in computer class. I blame this fiction on too little sleep, and too many of those sleepless nights being spent playing Dance Dance Revolution. So…please bear with me through this. I promise this story will get better and will develop into a beautiful Alucard and Seras lime fiction, with quite a bit of blood, guts, death, killing, mauling, and other such Hellsing stuff of course. So without further a do, on to the story!!!
Dreamer of Night: Okay is everyone ready to have some fun!?
Seras: YAY! I get to dance, and play a game at the same time!!!
Alucard: I can't believe you're making me do this.
Dreamer: Stop bitching, and just do it!
Alucard: Don't tell me what to do you Bitch!!! *Draws his Jackal*
Seras: I wouldn't have said that if I were you Master.
Dreamer: Oh, so I'm a Bitch am I!!! *Begins to change into a Hell Hound*
Alucard: Hey, you can't do that!!! *Slowly begins backing away from author*
Dreamer: I'm the author I can do whatever the Hell I want! *Bits Alucard in the butt, and doesn't let go*
Seras: I told you not to make her mad Master.
Alucard: *glares at Seras and tries to dislodge the hound that is now attached to his butt*
Dreamer: *grins a doggy grin*
Seras: Dreamer of Night does not own Hellsing, or any of it characters, but she does own this story, so don't steal! Oh, and beware of some major OOC's okay!!!
Chapter 1: Boxes and Midnight Fever
Seras let out a squeal of glee as Walter presented her with two large boxes. She eagerly took them from him and moved them to the small table that occupied the corner of her cell. She quickly began ripping the brown packing paper from the boxes, making her look like a little kid on Christmas.
"Excuse me, Miss Victoria?" Walter began with a polite cough. Seras jumped and spun to face him.
"My apologies I didn't mean to frighten you," he replied with a small chuckle.
"It's okay Walter, what can I do for you?" Seras asked with a smile, recovering from her slight shock.
"Well I know it's none of my business, but I was just wondering, what's in those boxes that's got you so excited?" Walter asked, raising a heavy eyebrow.
"Oh!" Seras exclaimed with a giggle, "Come see for your self Walter," she replied as she ripped the last of the paper from the boxes.
Walter entered her some what tiny cell, and came to stand beside her, and glancing down he saw a medium sized, blue colored box with the letters "PS2" stamped onto its face in strange white letters. The other box, which was the larger of the two and also the heaviest, contained two metal platforms with colored arrows pointing up, down, left, and right. On top of these sat a very small and colorful case of some sort with the words "DDRMAX2" in bold, black letters on its front.
"What is all this Miss Victoria?" Walter asked a bit lost.
"This is a Sony Playstation 2," She answered, holding the blue box up in one hand, "and this, is Dance Dance Revolutions 2, complete with two real arcade dance pads!" she finished holding up the second box in her other hand with ease.
"It's a game?" Walter asked still a little lost.
"Yep, you place the pads on the floor, and you put the game in the Playstation and you just pick your song, then you follow the arrows and dance away!" Seras replied excitedly.
"How does this game train you?" he asked skeptically.
"It's not a training device Walter, you do this for fun and enjoyment," Seras answered with a smirk.
"Then I'm guessing Alucard doesn't know about this does he?" Walter stated, choosing to ignore her sarcasm.
"No he doesn't," Seras answered, looking a little ashamed and worried. Walter gave her a piercing stare, and suddenly he smiled at her.
"Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him will it," He responded turning on his heel to leave. Just before walked out the door he turned to face her again.
"If he does find out though, I'm afraid you'll be on your own," he stated quietly.
"Thank you Walter," she stated back just as quietly. He flashed another quick smile before he disappeared out the door. Seras let out a sigh, well there was no going back now, she'd already bought he stuff and Ebay didn't exactly take returns.
"Well, I guess it's worth risking a bullet to the brain," she said to herself. Picking up the boxes she took them over to her small 18' television and began the complicated process of untangling the numerous wires.
~*End of Chapter One*~
Authors End Note: Will Alucard find out? Will Walter crack and tell Alucard everything? Will Alucard take a shot at DDR? Will I ever get around to putting some AxS into this story? Will I ever let go of Alucard's butt? You'll just have to wait until next chapter to find out!!! Oh yeah, please R&R if I don't get at least 8 reviews I'm not going to update!!!
~*Before you start reading this story and throwing rotten fruit at me, read this!*~
I wrote this story because I was bored out of my mind in computer class. I blame this fiction on too little sleep, and too many of those sleepless nights being spent playing Dance Dance Revolution. So…please bear with me through this. I promise this story will get better and will develop into a beautiful Alucard and Seras lime fiction, with quite a bit of blood, guts, death, killing, mauling, and other such Hellsing stuff of course. So without further a do, on to the story!!!
Dreamer of Night: Okay is everyone ready to have some fun!?
Seras: YAY! I get to dance, and play a game at the same time!!!
Alucard: I can't believe you're making me do this.
Dreamer: Stop bitching, and just do it!
Alucard: Don't tell me what to do you Bitch!!! *Draws his Jackal*
Seras: I wouldn't have said that if I were you Master.
Dreamer: Oh, so I'm a Bitch am I!!! *Begins to change into a Hell Hound*
Alucard: Hey, you can't do that!!! *Slowly begins backing away from author*
Dreamer: I'm the author I can do whatever the Hell I want! *Bits Alucard in the butt, and doesn't let go*
Seras: I told you not to make her mad Master.
Alucard: *glares at Seras and tries to dislodge the hound that is now attached to his butt*
Dreamer: *grins a doggy grin*
Seras: Dreamer of Night does not own Hellsing, or any of it characters, but she does own this story, so don't steal! Oh, and beware of some major OOC's okay!!!
Chapter 1: Boxes and Midnight Fever
Seras let out a squeal of glee as Walter presented her with two large boxes. She eagerly took them from him and moved them to the small table that occupied the corner of her cell. She quickly began ripping the brown packing paper from the boxes, making her look like a little kid on Christmas.
"Excuse me, Miss Victoria?" Walter began with a polite cough. Seras jumped and spun to face him.
"My apologies I didn't mean to frighten you," he replied with a small chuckle.
"It's okay Walter, what can I do for you?" Seras asked with a smile, recovering from her slight shock.
"Well I know it's none of my business, but I was just wondering, what's in those boxes that's got you so excited?" Walter asked, raising a heavy eyebrow.
"Oh!" Seras exclaimed with a giggle, "Come see for your self Walter," she replied as she ripped the last of the paper from the boxes.
Walter entered her some what tiny cell, and came to stand beside her, and glancing down he saw a medium sized, blue colored box with the letters "PS2" stamped onto its face in strange white letters. The other box, which was the larger of the two and also the heaviest, contained two metal platforms with colored arrows pointing up, down, left, and right. On top of these sat a very small and colorful case of some sort with the words "DDRMAX2" in bold, black letters on its front.
"What is all this Miss Victoria?" Walter asked a bit lost.
"This is a Sony Playstation 2," She answered, holding the blue box up in one hand, "and this, is Dance Dance Revolutions 2, complete with two real arcade dance pads!" she finished holding up the second box in her other hand with ease.
"It's a game?" Walter asked still a little lost.
"Yep, you place the pads on the floor, and you put the game in the Playstation and you just pick your song, then you follow the arrows and dance away!" Seras replied excitedly.
"How does this game train you?" he asked skeptically.
"It's not a training device Walter, you do this for fun and enjoyment," Seras answered with a smirk.
"Then I'm guessing Alucard doesn't know about this does he?" Walter stated, choosing to ignore her sarcasm.
"No he doesn't," Seras answered, looking a little ashamed and worried. Walter gave her a piercing stare, and suddenly he smiled at her.
"Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him will it," He responded turning on his heel to leave. Just before walked out the door he turned to face her again.
"If he does find out though, I'm afraid you'll be on your own," he stated quietly.
"Thank you Walter," she stated back just as quietly. He flashed another quick smile before he disappeared out the door. Seras let out a sigh, well there was no going back now, she'd already bought he stuff and Ebay didn't exactly take returns.
"Well, I guess it's worth risking a bullet to the brain," she said to herself. Picking up the boxes she took them over to her small 18' television and began the complicated process of untangling the numerous wires.
~*End of Chapter One*~
Authors End Note: Will Alucard find out? Will Walter crack and tell Alucard everything? Will Alucard take a shot at DDR? Will I ever get around to putting some AxS into this story? Will I ever let go of Alucard's butt? You'll just have to wait until next chapter to find out!!! Oh yeah, please R&R if I don't get at least 8 reviews I'm not going to update!!!
