Shina: Hello people. I'm here recovering in a nice hospital.
Hiei: I don't want to take a bath. I don't like sponges. They feel funny.
Yusuke: And icky.
Shina: Is Yami Bakura out of the operation room already?
Kurama: No. He is in intensive after Joe squeezed his back and snapped it in two. How can you live with her Shina?
Shina: I got use to it. She broke my bones, I broke her bones. As simple as that. Well anyway, here is the second chapter.
Joe: Kurrrrrrraaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Wherrrrrrrrrrrrreeee arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree youuuuuuuuuu??????
Kurama: Help, someone tell her I'm dead.
Shina: Good luck Kurama, well on to the story.
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Chapter 2:
In a dark abyss was a floating blue figure. A person with a white armor similar to the body of the blue-eyes white dragon. Caiba, alone in nothing more but darkness. Darkness every where. In that abyss he couldn't find even the smallest glimmer of light, only darkness.
Caiba: Why? Why is this happening to me? Why? Just when Serenity was finally free, this happens. This is stupid!!! I need to get out of here, but how? I need to kick Yami Bakuras ass. I am going to kick him, punch him, and cut him. *Shows a fist*In a warehouse. I need to kill that bastard. Damit.
Caiba was punching himself on the face because he was to cookie to see what Yami Bakura was planning. In Caibas Company, Mokuba was playing with a basket ball, which Caibas butler always tells him to not play in the company but he never listens when it has to do with his favorite ball. Caibas butler stopped Mokuba.
Butler: Sir Mokuba, how many times do I have to tell you that you do not play ball in the company? Today makes the 164th time this month. I will take this ball from you now.
Mokuba: No!
Butler: Give it!!
Mokuba: NO!!!
Butler: I said drop it!!!!!
Mokuba: *shakes of the ball from the butlers hands and gives him a look that only his family can give, a death stare. The butler steps back, he was surprised of how much Mokuba looks like Caiba when he is mad. Mokuba whispers* if you ever try to order me around again, I swear that I will alter your employee file and fire you and trust me, my brother showed me how to do that for a reason. Now get lost.
Butler: *serious look.*Yes, sir Mokuba.
Mokuba with a satisfied smile walks to the last room where Caiba was last seen enter. The room was empty. Caibas deck was on the floor scattered. "What a mess. I guess once again I'm the clean up guy" Mokuba started to pick up the card that were scattered on the floor and found a piece of a blue-eyes white dragons wing. "What the. This is weird, why did Caiba destroyed is favorite card? Well, I guess I will keep it, well, what's left of it" Mokuba picked up the deck and placed it in his pocket. He found the rest of the pieces of the card and started to think of it as a puzzle. He decided to reconstruct the card with his trusty school glue stick. Mokuba ran out of the company and called a cab to Caibas mansion. Mokuba ran to his room and from his book bag he takes out his trusty glue stick.
In the hospital, Tea was waiting for Yami to wake up. Serenity and Joey entered the room.
Joey: So, how is the little guy?
Tea: He is fine.
Serenity: I hope he recovers soon.
Tea: Serenity, is it true you left Tristin?
Serenity: *sad face* Yes. It was for the best.
Joey: I heard that Tristin hasn't left his room ever since you left him.
Serenity: I really believe that it was for the best. I didn't want him to be hurt.
Tea: Hurt? Why was he going to be hurt?
Serenity: It's that, I don't love him. I love someone else.
Joey: Who?
Serenity was about to revel the truth, until the hospital lost its electricity. The doctor entered the room to see that Yami was getting worse, now that the emergency light did not reach. The doctors take Yami and other patients into a room that only the doctors were aloud to enter. Tea was worried. Caiba suddenly appeared.
Joey: Caiba, here?
Serenity: *sweet smile* Caiba.
Serenity started to walk to Caiba to give him a hug until she felt something was not right and she stopped. She looked deep within his eyes and all she saw was nothing more then darkness, emptiness. She started to think. "Those are not the eyes of my Caiba. What happened to him?" Caiba slowly walked towards the door where Yami and the others where taken.
Serenity: Caiba are you all right? You... look different.
Joey: Hey Caiba, you can't go in there!!!
Caiba: I'm fine don't worry about me, I'm just.... tiered, and YOU Blondie, shut up and stay out of this, no ones talking to you!!!!!
Caiba enters the room without any doctor noticing, searching for Yami.
Serenity: I still say there is something wrong with Caiba; I could see nothing good in his eyes. And anyways why did he go into the room, why is he looking for Yami?
Joey: Well I don't know about darkness or not in his eyes but there is definitely something wrong with him, he has never called me Blondie before and I don't like it, I don't like it when he calls me dog ether but I know something smells fishy.
Serenity: Fine, lets go in and see what's wrong.
Joey: Yeah, lets go!
Caiba entered the room where Yami was. Serenity reached Caiba first.
Serenity: Caiba wait. *puts her hand on his shoulder*
Caiba: Take your hand of me you whore. *He slaps Serenity with great force. Serenity falls unconscious on the floor*
Joey: You bastard!!!! *Hits Caiba with the first thing he could grab. It was a sharp tool and he cuts Caibas back* ops, I mean, take that you moron. I always wanted to say that.
Caiba: Aaah! Why you!!
Caiba and Joey started to fight. Caiba was stronger then Joey and punches him right on the chest leaving him with no air. Joey falls on the floor trying to get some air. Caiba slowly walked to Yami. He stared at the pharaoh with an evil grin and picked up some scissors that the doctors use to operate. He was about to stab Yami on the neck until Tea jumped on him. Caiba dropped the scissors and fell back, hurting Teas back. Caiba gets up and Tea stayed on the floor. Caiba was about to start kicking Tea until he fell on his knees in pain. The scissors he dropped were in his right arm. Caiba started to scream in pain as the scissors fell full of blood. Joey broke a chair On Caibas head which made him fall unconscious. Joey helps Tea get up.
Joey: Are you all right?
Tea: Yes. Thanks.
Joey: It was nothing; anyway, you were the one that stabbed Caiba on the arm, not me.
Tea: What? I thought you stabbed him.
Joey: I didn't, but who did?
???: Are you all right Tea?
Tea: Ya- Yami!?
Yami: I stabbed Caiba. I was afraid he was going to kill you.
Joey: But, I though you got worse in health. And you're awake and kicking.
Yami: I have more stamina then that. I will be fine. I hope Caiba is alright.
Tea: What are you talking about?
Joey: Yami, I think you are messed up on the head. Hello!! You just stabbed the guy cause he was going to kill us.
Yami: That is not Caiba. Caiba is not here. Caiba is not even in this realm, I can't sense him.
Tea: You mean to say that Caiba...
Yami: No, Caiba is not dead, but he is not in this realm. I don't understand. If he is not dead, then he must be, in the shadow realm. This means that Bakura sealed Caiba away.
Serenity: Ca-Caiba is...*tears fall from her eyes*
Joey: Serenity?
Tea: Caiba is the one, right Serenity? Caiba is the one you love, right? Those tears don't fall so easily.
Joey: Serenity! You are in love with the guy that calls me a DOG!?
Dr. English: What the hell happened here? We leave for a second and this place suddenly looks like the remaining scraps of world war III. Yami, your wake? That is a miracle. What the! This man on the floor is Seto Caiba!! What happened?
Dr. Spanish: Dr. We checked the control panel and all the wires were cut. The battery we use for emergency was stolen.
Dr English: I see.
Dr. German: Dr. we need you in room 1094.
Dr. English: I will be there in a second. Dr Spanish!
Dr Spanish: Yes Dr.?
Dr. English: Call Dr. Africa and Dr. Japan to take care of these patients. Call Dr. Puerto Rico to take care of Seto Caiba.
Dr. Spanish: Yes Dr.
Yami: I want to get out of here.
Tea: But you are still in intensive.
Yami: I don't care. Now I'm worried about Mokuba. Lets go. Lets look for Tristin.
Joey helped Yami leave the hospital. Yami couldn't walk by himself now that he still has the 82 stitches on his body plus three broken ribs. They went to Tristin and convinced him to go with them. In Mokubas room, Mokuba was gluing back the pieces of the card blue-eyes white dragon. He finally finished and it looked horrible. Mokuba stared at the card knowing that there is nothing more he can do until the card starts to shine. Mokuba drops the card and stared at it. The card was shining with a great blue light. The light disappears and the card appears like if it was a new card. Mokuba looked at the card as Caiba appears in the back ground with a sad face.
Mokuba: Is this some kind of new card my brother made? Why is he on the back ground? I know this is his favorite card, but, come on!! * knock knock* who is there?
Butler: Dude!! Its like, me, the BUTler.
Mokuba: Dude?
Butler: Yeah, it's me, Dude.
Mokuba: Oh, come in Dude.
Butler Dude: Like, thanks Dude. Yo!! Have you seen Sir Caiba? Like Dude, I haven't seen him.
Mokuba: Me neither.
Butler Dude: Oh!! Dude!! You got like, so wicked visitors out there dude, and they are like, calling for you.
Mokuba: Let me see.
Butler Dude: Here is the monitor little man.
Mokuba looks into the monitor and sees that the people that want to talk with him were Tea, Serenity, Joey, Tristin and Yami. Mokuba was wondering why were they there. He goes to the living room and Butler Dude guided Yami and the others to the living room.
Mokuba: So, how can I help you guys? Yugi, you look like crap.
Joey: Didn't Caiba say something to you about dirty talking?
Mokuba: Joey, don't be boring! Now tell me, what do you want?
Tea: We need to tell you something Mokuba. Something that I fear that has happened to Caiba.
Mokuba: Something happened to my big brother? *worried tune of voice* what happened? Tell me!
Yami: I think that Caiba is now trapped in the shadow realm.
Mokuba: What!!? The shadow realm!? Is that just like when Pegasus trapped me in the blank card?
Yami: Yes.
Mokuba: No*tears fall. Mokuba remembered how horrible it was to be trapped in the shadow realm. The though of Caiba being trapped in that horrible place only brought tears in his eyes*
Serenity: *tears fall once again*
Tristin: * Looks at Serenity, who started to cry. He felt anger, he knew that those tears meant something* Why are you crying Serenity!?
Serenity: *wipes away her tears* Nothing. There was something on my eye, that's all.
Tristin: I know there is something more to those tears. Its Caiba isn't it? Am I right!!? *Mad tune. Starts to yell* Why!!? Why did you do this me!? I love you and you chose Caiba!?! This is un fair!!
Joey: Hey man, lay off.
Serenity: *covers her ears* Stop it!! STOP IT!!
Mokubas pocket stated to shine. Every one was as surprised as Mokuba. He reached for his pocket and took out Caibas deck, one card of the whole deck was shining with a low blue aura. It was a blue-eyes white dragon, the card that Mokuba reconstructed. In the background, Caiba was very visible. Every one stared at the card with wonder. Yami takes the card and his forehead starts to shine with a millennium eye.
Yami: Caiba. Caiba is in here. He can hear you, Serenity. *the card stops to shine*
Joey: What? In confused!
Tristin: *jealous expressions. He sits down mad*
Serenity: Ca-Caiba? *Card begins to shine again. She touches the card* Caiba. Are you ok? *the card shines even more* *sweet smile. A tear runs down her check. She lowers her head* It really is you! I- I miss you.
Tristin stared with a mad face and got up to leave. Joey noticed it and followed him to the exit.
Joey: Tristin!!*Tristin stops but doesn't turn around* I know what you must be thinking. That my sister is a tramp. Well listen up!! I don't know what you are thinking of but I know one thing, my sister followed her heart and there is nothing that you or I can do about that. Just let it be man.
Tristin: *Confused face. Walks to Joey and places his hand on his shoulder* I don't understand you that well yet man, but thanks anyway. I need to get out of here.
Joey: Well, see ya. And remember, chill.
Tristin walked away to his bike and Joey entered the building again. Yami stared at Serenity.
Yami: Caiba can hear you Serenity. It seems to me that he can hear you but you can't hear him.
Tea: I don't understand. Why can he hear Serenity and not Mokuba?
Mai: Yeah! Mokuba is his brother.
Joey: Maybe Serenity has some kind of connection with that weird place where Caiba is. * He said as he entered the room*
Mai: *every one looks at Joey with a surprised expression* I- I can't believe it!! Joey's brain just reacted to reality for the first time in his life!! This is a miracle!!
Joey: * smirks, but he looked like a moron smirking*He! I told you I'm smart. *eye twitches* HEY!! What do you mean, for the first time!? I am always smart!!
Tea: *sweat drop* Yes Joey, you are always smart.
Joey: And your right, Tea. Now! What's going on here? *everyone falls down anime style*
Yami: Enough! We must find a way to bring Caiba back. "YAMI!!" What the!! *holds his head* I think I am losing my head.
Joey: What's wrong, Yami?
Yami: I'm hearing voices. "Yami! I have an idea" Yugi? Is that you, Yugi? "Yes, it's me. Listen, I have an idea on how to bring Caiba back" You do? Tell me. "Well, it's kind of risky, but here goes. Duel with Bakura" A duel?
Joey: Yami, have you gone mad or something?
Mai: No stupid. Didn't you here him? He is speaking with Yugi in his mind!
Joey: Ah! Yugi! I almost forgot about the little guy! How is he?
Yami: He is fine. He has an idea; I need to hear so be silent Joey. Yugi, continue. "Ok. Duel against Bakura and I will do the saving. Get it?" No!! It is too dangerous. He might seal you to. "Yami, have faith! I might be able to pull it off. Come on Yami! Truest me!" It is too dangerous! You know how Yami Bakura is. He can seal you in the shadow realm and you will be lost for ever! "I know, but Please Yami. Give me a chance, I think that's the way Caiba got trapped, well Yami Bakura IS the only one with full access to the shadow realm, I could do it please!" I don't want to lose you, Yugi!!
Mokuba: Yami, if there is anything I can do to help my brother, please tell me.
Yami: Mokuba. *starts to think for a while. Looks at the ceiling and then looks at his bandages* I- I need the blue eyes that Caiba is sealed in. I might know a way to bring him back.
Mokuba: You do? Great!! Listen, I am not a pro with computers yet, but Caiba is teaching me how to hack into super computers without being detected.
Yami: that is good enough. I have a plan, Caiba once helped me in a similar way, I will need you to go to Caibas super computer and work from there. I will call you in Caibas cell phone.
Mokuba: Got it. Here, Setos number. Call me when ready.
Yami: All right, we are fine in this angle.
Mai: Wait. What if plans fail? Its not like I know what you two are planning, but every plan has a down side.
Mokuba: She has a point. What will we do?
Yami: Well, if things don't go according to plan. We will have to leave it all in the hands of faith. I will believe in the heart of the cards.
Joey: Yeah. Trust in the cards.
Mokuba: Good luck, Yami. *Runs down stairs to a secret elevator*
Tea: You can do it Yami.
Serenity: Please, save Caiba. He is not as cruel as he looks if you get to know him.
Mai: I'm rutting for ya.
Tea: Good luck, Yami.*looks at him with a sad face and gently kisses him near the lips. Yamis eyes widened* I know you can do it.
Joey: Well!! *places his hand on Yamis shoulder* Give Yami Bakura a hit for me. Break a leg.
Yami walked out of the building with Mai and Joey. Tea and Serenity decided to stay with Mokuba. They needed to find Bakura but they had no idea where to start.
Joey: Wait!! *worried tune*
Mai: What now? *bored face*
Joey: What about the Caiba body?
Yami: Wait. Your right, we cant bright Caiba back without the body.
Mai: Wow!! Joey, those brain cells resurrected!
Joey: *stupid smile* Ah! Thanks Mai. *stays a second silent* Wait a second!!
Yami: Mai, Joey, I need you two to get Caibas body back.
Joey: WHAT!!? * With a petrified face jumps and lands on Mai's arms* There is no way I am getting near that thing!!
Yami: But I need you to.
Joey: NO!! He will kill me!!
Yami: Tie him up or something.
Joey: But he will KILL ME!!
Mai: *sweat drop* Yami... I'm a little nervous about getting Caibas body. He is now the evil Caiba guy.
Yami: Your right. "Wait Yami!! I want to speak with them." What? Yugi wants to speak with both of you.
Joey: Oh! Ok, pass me the phone.
Yami starts to shine with a golden aura, and he started to become smaller. The aura disappears and Yugi was there.
Joey: YUGI!! *hugs the short kid, but he stepped back and looked at Joey with an angered face* Umm...are you ok man?
Yugi: I...I cant believe you two!! *angry tune looking at them both* Why are you two acting like this!!?
Mai: But Yugi. *sad face* He might hurt us, and ...
Yugi: That is not my point!! Don't you two understand what I have to do? It is so risky, if it fails, just the simplest mistake can lock me inside the shadow realm with Caiba for ever. And all you have to do is get a body. *a tear falls* All we need you to do is bring his body. Is that so much to ask? "Yu-Yugi." That is all we need.
Joey: You have a point Yugi. Mai!
Mai: Lets do it.
Yugi: *wipes away his tear* Thanks guys.
Mai and Joey ran of to the hospital. Yugi was alone. He had no idea where Bakura was. While Yugi was searching for Bakura, Joey and Mai reached the hospital. Mai walks to the secretary.
Mai: Excuse me. Do you know where Caiba is?
Secretary: Caiba, Seto is located in room 9909. In the 10th floor. Only doctors are aloud there.
Mai: Ok. Thank you.
Joey: Now what? Only doctors are aloud there.
Mai: Joey! I thought you knew me! I have other ways to go there. Wait for me here.
Mai walks out of that room. She stayed around sight seeing until she found this very hot doctor who didn't want to leave her alone. She starts to have a conversation with him.
Mai: So, what is your name?
Dr.: Well mademoiselle, my name is Dr. French. *bend on one knee and kisses her hand*
Mai: * sweat drop* Umm, nice to meet you. * Hits him on the head with her purse which carries only a 6 pound brick. The doctor falls unconscious* Ops *evil grin. A nurse runs to him, her name tag said Nurse French* Huh?
Nurse French: Oh my god!! What happened to my husband!!?
Mai: Umm...*sweat drop* Someone knocked him out with a brick and ran of over there!! *points to a direction*
Nurse French: Where!? *She looks at that direction and Mai knocks her out*
Mai: Sorry.
She hides the bodies in a closet and takes the name tags and there coats. She walks to Joey and drags him away. Tells him her plan and they both entered the room dressed as doctors.
Secretary: Oh!! How cute!! It's the French couple.
Joey: What!!?
Mai: *steps on Joeys foot* Aahh... yes, it's us. We need to go up to up to the 10th floor.
Secretary: But only doctors are aloud in that floor.
Mai: But you are not about to separate me from my husband are you?
Joey: WHAT!!? *Mai steps on his foot.* AAHH!! I mean, I want to go up there for some very important business.
Secretary: Ah! I understand now. *Greedy smile* Where are you two planning to do it?
Mai: Do what?
Secretary: You know. *goes closer to Joey and whispers something in his ear making him turn as red as a tomato*
Joey: *steps back with super red cheeks* Wha...WHAT!!? I don't...I mean...
Mai: What did she say? *grabs Joeys ear and starts to tell him something quietly* =whispering= What ever she said, try as best as possible to not spoil this. What ever she is talking about, try to refer it all to room 9909 in the 10th floor.
Joey: Well...yes we are. We are going to make it in room 9909 in the 10th floor so don't let no one enter the room. *he gets even redder. Mai looks at him confused*
Secretary: Good luck. Oh, and I almost forgot. Here. *Joey gets redder when the secretary gives him a condom*
Joey: Umm...thanks. *Mai looks at him confused with wide eyes looking at the condom*
The secretary gives Mai a pass so that she would be able to enter the 10th floor. They both enter to the elevator.
Mai: Joey? Why did she give you that? And why are you all red? What were you two talking about?
Joey: Well, the thing is that the lady thought that you and I were...well.
Mai: What!?
Joey: You know.
Mai: What?
Joey: To...well...do IT.
Mai: WHAT!?! Eww!! Me with you!!? AAHH!!
Joey: Hey!!
Mai: Hey what!? Even if I was super drunk I would never even do it with you! That is so disgusting.
Joey: Hey!! I am good looking!! What so bad about that?
Mai: You are too stupid for me!! *looks at Joey like if he was some kind of alien*
Joey: I am not stupid!!
Mai: Yes you are and stupid people don't know how to kiss.
Joey: What!?! Says who!!?
Mai: I am not saying it, I know it. Trust me Joey I know.
Joey: I know how to kiss, Mai.
Mai: Ye right!! *starts to laugh*
Joey: I know how to kiss. And I will prove it!
Mai: And how are you expecting to do that, huh!?
Mai was looking at Joey. Joey turned to face her. Joey slowly walked to her. She stepped back. Joey walked to her and places his hand on her shoulder. Mais eyes widened and Joey tenderly kissed her. The kiss was passionate. Joey started to play with her hair and then with her mouth. Joey stayed kissing Mai for a long while that even Mai started to open up to him delivering the passion that he made her feel. Joey broke the kiss to get some air. Mai looks at Joey with wide eyes of surprise. She was exhausted by the kiss that Joey gave her, she covers her lips and looks at the floor.
Joey: See, I kiss just fine.
Mai: uhu. *she was speechless*
Joey: What was that? So, did I kiss ok or not? In my opinion about you, you kiss fine, but what about me?
Mai: uhu * She was still speechless*
Joey: What's wrong?
Mai: *suddenly slaps him* Why did you kiss me!!?
Joey: Before I talk, AWW!! Ok, know I can talk. Why did you slap me!!?
Mai: You jerk!!
Joey: What did I do? I'm confused. *starts to rub his red cheek* you slap hard.
The elevator opens to the 10th floor. Mai quickly walks out of the elevator blushing. Dr Puerto Rico walks to Joey.
Dr Puerto Rico: Ave Maria, que clase cambio. You look great Dr French.
Joey: What did you call me? Oh, yeah *sweat drop* Aahh...thanks.
Dr Puerto Rico: Por lo visto, Mrs. French didn't handle your passion, verdad? Increíble!! You have to teach me how to kiss like that. I want to surprise my wife at night. Hey! The Mexican dude is here. Dr Mexico!! Come over here!!
Dr Mexico: Hello Dr. Puerto Rico!! Dr French, you look different.
Joey: Umm...he, he *sweat drop* Hey, I was wondering if you know where Seto Caiba is?
Dr Mexico: I know where he is!! Wait a sec.
Joey: *lots of sweat drops* what!? o.o;
Spanish
Dr Mexico: Olvídalo. Ah!! Dr Puerto Rico!! Sabes que el señor Caiba lo tuvieron que inyectar.
Dr. Puerto Rico: QUE!!? Ahorra te lo dijeron? Yo fui quien lo inyecto.
Dr. Mexico: Que!!? Dime, que paso!!?
Dr Puerto Rico: Pues, Caiba se despertó y lo primero que trato de hacer era matar me!!
Joey: o.o; *sweat drop* "I don't understand nothing!! I think they are talking Spanish or something! I hate Spanish!! I always have a bad grade in that class!!! I think the teacher is up to take me down or something*
Dr Mexico: QUE!!!? Te trato de MATAR!!! Ahí Dios mío!! Esas son las gracias de ese muchacho.
Dr Puerto Rico: Me da mucha lastima. Creo que se metió en el camino de las drogas. El nunca era así.
Dr Mexico: Sabes que el puede tartar de matarte de nuevo.
Joey: HEEYY!!! I don't understand ANYTHING!!!
Dr Puerto Rico: OH!! Perdone me Dr French. Hey, do you want to take care of Sir Caiba for me?
Joey: SURE *big smile* Where is he? I forgot.
Dr Mexico: Go down that hall way to the end then turn right. You will see it. Oh!! And in the conversation I was having with Dr Puerto Rico, well, he told me that Caiba was injected so he is sleeping.
Dr Puerto Rico: Yeah!! He looks like a dead guy, but he is alive, so don't think he is dead cause I said he is alive and alive he is.
Joey: *scratches his head in confusion*Ah! Thanks man. *Joey runs to the hall way*
Dr Puerto Rico: Man?
Dr Mexico: Weird.
Shina: People, the doctors were talking in Spanish. I am saying it incase if you didn't knew.
Hiei: The reader is not THAT stupid.
Reader: Are you calling me stupid!!!?
Shina: Sorry I interrupted the story.
Joe: WHERE IS BAKURA!!? He is not in this story!!!
Shina: He is but he is still not here. Be patient.
Kurama: I think it is better to continue the story Shina.
Joe: Forget Bakura. KURAMA!!!!!
Kurama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm too young to die. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Shina: *sweat drops* Here is the rest of the story people. Joe!!! Stop biting Kurama. DOWN GIRL!!
Joey: Come on Mai, you're to slow!
Mai: Hey!! You're the one slow here, cant you see I'm in front of you!?! Moron.
Joey: Huh, Ahh whatever lets just get Caiba and get the hell out of here.
Mai: I wish we could but, you're just standing there doing nothing and he's heavy, get your butt over here and help me, will ya!!!
Joey: *evil grin* You see Mai, girls like you need a man to do the real work. You cant do a mans work you know.
After Mai was done beating Joey up, she decided to leave and find a way to move Caiba out of the building without anyone suspecting anything. She was walking around and saw two doctors talking, beside them was a bed with a person on it. The person was covered completely.
Dr. Hawaii: He is dead.
Dr. China: That is so sad.
Dr. Hawaii: We have to report this. Come with me Dr China.
Dr China: Yes doctor.
Mai: Dead? I have an idea.
She runs to Joey and wake him up from his unconscious state. She tells him her idea and they both go to action. Joey carries Caibas body and Mai was leading. They reached the dead body. Mai throws the body to the floor and hides it inside the closet of the room. They place Caibas body on the bed and covered him. Dr Hawaii and Dr China were walking to the body which was changed and know it was Caiba, they walk to the body accompanied by Dr. Australia and Dr New York.
Dr Australia: What happened to him?
Dr Hawaii: I don't know.
Dr China: We were going to see if he drank his medication and when we got here, he was dead!
Dr New York: It's a mystery. No one knows what happened to him?
Dr Hawaii: No
Dr Australia: I am curios to know what happened. Dr New York?
Dr New York: Yeah!! Lets do what we are best at doing!
Dr China/ Dr Hawaii: O.O;
Dr Australia: Autopsy!!! Autopsy!!! You people have such an evil mind!!
Mai/ Joey: AUTOPSY!!!!!?
The word autopsy was echoing in there minds as Dr Australia was taking away Caiba. Mai started to panic. Joey was about to run to stop the doctor but Mai stopped him. She tells him another idea. Joey was not so happy with the idea but it was a good one. They followed the doctors. Dr New York was called to another room so Dr Australia was alone in the autopsy room with Caiba. He was about to remove the sheet until...
Mai: DOCTOR!!!!
Dr Australia: WHAT!!? You are not suppose to be here! I am doing my job and it is a disturbing one. Please exit the room.
Mai: But, Umm...that body is not dead!
Dr Australia: Yes it is! That's why it's here.
Mai was distracting the doctor while Joey sneaked in from the ventilation system. He was right beside Caiba but he had no idea where to take him. The place only had one exit, the door where Mai was talking with the doctor. Joey remembered a movie he saw and decided to act.
Dr Australia: Ok young lady, it's time you get out, shu, shu go on get.
The doctor pushed Mai out of the room and locked the door from the inside. He was about to remove the sheet from the body until the body was rising all by its self. It stared to make sounds that were similar to a zombies.
Dr Australia: I know that zombies would come to rule the world!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * he starts to pull his hair and run around like a moron* I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he unlockes the door and starts to run again like a moron to the stairs, he tripped and fell in the stairs and was roiling all the way down, he reached to the first floor with only one unbroken bone. He accidentally scared an old lady and she broke his last bone with her metal stick*
Joey: Ouch!
Mai: Waw!! I thought that you were going to get caught.
Joey: I'm stupid but not that stupid.
Mai: Come on.
They both took Caiba out without anyone noticing. They were taking a brake aside an ice-cream truck, eating ice-cream. Caiba was hiding inside a dumpster.
Joey: That was to much. You really had outdone your self over there.
Mai: I wasn't the only one. You really impressed me today.
Joey: Was it... the kiss?
Mai: Huh? *she starts to blush again. Joey looked at her and smiled and looked at the floor* you're good.
Joey: What?
Mai: You kiss pretty good.
Joey: Does that mean I'm not stupid?*she starts to laugh* What!!? Stop laughing!!! MAI!!
Mai: I cant!!
Joey: AAHH!!! What ever!! *Joey crosses his arms. Mai looks at him. She kisses his cheek* huh? Umm...Wait a sec!!! I kissed you on the lips and all you give me is a cheap little kiss like that!!? YOU SUCK!!
Mai: WHAT!!!? YOU JERK!!! *slaps him and gets up* You are a moron!!!
Joey: Here you go again! *bored face* Stop insulting me!! I get enough of that from Caiba. Caiba! CAIBA!!! We have to take Caiba to Yugi!!!
Mai: Your right!! But...
Joey/Mai: Where is he!!?
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Shina: There, second chapy!!! The third one is coming soon. I think that the next chapter will be the last one, I'm not that sure but what ever.
Hiei: FINALLY!!! I am no longer in that stupid hospital.
Yusuke: I am so going to miss that nurse.
Kayko: YUSUKE!!!
Yusuke: Ka-Kayko?
Kayko: YOU JERK!!! *slaps him*
Joey: Now you know how I feel.
Shina: I feel very sorry for Bakura and Kurama. Joe found Bakura and now they are both tied together that way they wont run away from Joe.
Joe: YEAH!!!! Now this is life!!! Here with both my mans!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Bakura/Kurama: *they try to speak but there mouths are covered with tape. They are tie together with a paper on them, it says "MY ASS IS JOE'S PROPERTY!!"*
Yusuke: Poor things.
Kuwabara: AICKICHY!!!
Shina/Joe/ Hiei/Yusuke: HUH!!!?
It s blank!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: I don't want to take a bath. I don't like sponges. They feel funny.
Yusuke: And icky.
Shina: Is Yami Bakura out of the operation room already?
Kurama: No. He is in intensive after Joe squeezed his back and snapped it in two. How can you live with her Shina?
Shina: I got use to it. She broke my bones, I broke her bones. As simple as that. Well anyway, here is the second chapter.
Joe: Kurrrrrrraaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Wherrrrrrrrrrrrreeee arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree youuuuuuuuuu??????
Kurama: Help, someone tell her I'm dead.
Shina: Good luck Kurama, well on to the story.
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Chapter 2:
In a dark abyss was a floating blue figure. A person with a white armor similar to the body of the blue-eyes white dragon. Caiba, alone in nothing more but darkness. Darkness every where. In that abyss he couldn't find even the smallest glimmer of light, only darkness.
Caiba: Why? Why is this happening to me? Why? Just when Serenity was finally free, this happens. This is stupid!!! I need to get out of here, but how? I need to kick Yami Bakuras ass. I am going to kick him, punch him, and cut him. *Shows a fist*In a warehouse. I need to kill that bastard. Damit.
Caiba was punching himself on the face because he was to cookie to see what Yami Bakura was planning. In Caibas Company, Mokuba was playing with a basket ball, which Caibas butler always tells him to not play in the company but he never listens when it has to do with his favorite ball. Caibas butler stopped Mokuba.
Butler: Sir Mokuba, how many times do I have to tell you that you do not play ball in the company? Today makes the 164th time this month. I will take this ball from you now.
Mokuba: No!
Butler: Give it!!
Mokuba: NO!!!
Butler: I said drop it!!!!!
Mokuba: *shakes of the ball from the butlers hands and gives him a look that only his family can give, a death stare. The butler steps back, he was surprised of how much Mokuba looks like Caiba when he is mad. Mokuba whispers* if you ever try to order me around again, I swear that I will alter your employee file and fire you and trust me, my brother showed me how to do that for a reason. Now get lost.
Butler: *serious look.*Yes, sir Mokuba.
Mokuba with a satisfied smile walks to the last room where Caiba was last seen enter. The room was empty. Caibas deck was on the floor scattered. "What a mess. I guess once again I'm the clean up guy" Mokuba started to pick up the card that were scattered on the floor and found a piece of a blue-eyes white dragons wing. "What the. This is weird, why did Caiba destroyed is favorite card? Well, I guess I will keep it, well, what's left of it" Mokuba picked up the deck and placed it in his pocket. He found the rest of the pieces of the card and started to think of it as a puzzle. He decided to reconstruct the card with his trusty school glue stick. Mokuba ran out of the company and called a cab to Caibas mansion. Mokuba ran to his room and from his book bag he takes out his trusty glue stick.
In the hospital, Tea was waiting for Yami to wake up. Serenity and Joey entered the room.
Joey: So, how is the little guy?
Tea: He is fine.
Serenity: I hope he recovers soon.
Tea: Serenity, is it true you left Tristin?
Serenity: *sad face* Yes. It was for the best.
Joey: I heard that Tristin hasn't left his room ever since you left him.
Serenity: I really believe that it was for the best. I didn't want him to be hurt.
Tea: Hurt? Why was he going to be hurt?
Serenity: It's that, I don't love him. I love someone else.
Joey: Who?
Serenity was about to revel the truth, until the hospital lost its electricity. The doctor entered the room to see that Yami was getting worse, now that the emergency light did not reach. The doctors take Yami and other patients into a room that only the doctors were aloud to enter. Tea was worried. Caiba suddenly appeared.
Joey: Caiba, here?
Serenity: *sweet smile* Caiba.
Serenity started to walk to Caiba to give him a hug until she felt something was not right and she stopped. She looked deep within his eyes and all she saw was nothing more then darkness, emptiness. She started to think. "Those are not the eyes of my Caiba. What happened to him?" Caiba slowly walked towards the door where Yami and the others where taken.
Serenity: Caiba are you all right? You... look different.
Joey: Hey Caiba, you can't go in there!!!
Caiba: I'm fine don't worry about me, I'm just.... tiered, and YOU Blondie, shut up and stay out of this, no ones talking to you!!!!!
Caiba enters the room without any doctor noticing, searching for Yami.
Serenity: I still say there is something wrong with Caiba; I could see nothing good in his eyes. And anyways why did he go into the room, why is he looking for Yami?
Joey: Well I don't know about darkness or not in his eyes but there is definitely something wrong with him, he has never called me Blondie before and I don't like it, I don't like it when he calls me dog ether but I know something smells fishy.
Serenity: Fine, lets go in and see what's wrong.
Joey: Yeah, lets go!
Caiba entered the room where Yami was. Serenity reached Caiba first.
Serenity: Caiba wait. *puts her hand on his shoulder*
Caiba: Take your hand of me you whore. *He slaps Serenity with great force. Serenity falls unconscious on the floor*
Joey: You bastard!!!! *Hits Caiba with the first thing he could grab. It was a sharp tool and he cuts Caibas back* ops, I mean, take that you moron. I always wanted to say that.
Caiba: Aaah! Why you!!
Caiba and Joey started to fight. Caiba was stronger then Joey and punches him right on the chest leaving him with no air. Joey falls on the floor trying to get some air. Caiba slowly walked to Yami. He stared at the pharaoh with an evil grin and picked up some scissors that the doctors use to operate. He was about to stab Yami on the neck until Tea jumped on him. Caiba dropped the scissors and fell back, hurting Teas back. Caiba gets up and Tea stayed on the floor. Caiba was about to start kicking Tea until he fell on his knees in pain. The scissors he dropped were in his right arm. Caiba started to scream in pain as the scissors fell full of blood. Joey broke a chair On Caibas head which made him fall unconscious. Joey helps Tea get up.
Joey: Are you all right?
Tea: Yes. Thanks.
Joey: It was nothing; anyway, you were the one that stabbed Caiba on the arm, not me.
Tea: What? I thought you stabbed him.
Joey: I didn't, but who did?
???: Are you all right Tea?
Tea: Ya- Yami!?
Yami: I stabbed Caiba. I was afraid he was going to kill you.
Joey: But, I though you got worse in health. And you're awake and kicking.
Yami: I have more stamina then that. I will be fine. I hope Caiba is alright.
Tea: What are you talking about?
Joey: Yami, I think you are messed up on the head. Hello!! You just stabbed the guy cause he was going to kill us.
Yami: That is not Caiba. Caiba is not here. Caiba is not even in this realm, I can't sense him.
Tea: You mean to say that Caiba...
Yami: No, Caiba is not dead, but he is not in this realm. I don't understand. If he is not dead, then he must be, in the shadow realm. This means that Bakura sealed Caiba away.
Serenity: Ca-Caiba is...*tears fall from her eyes*
Joey: Serenity?
Tea: Caiba is the one, right Serenity? Caiba is the one you love, right? Those tears don't fall so easily.
Joey: Serenity! You are in love with the guy that calls me a DOG!?
Dr. English: What the hell happened here? We leave for a second and this place suddenly looks like the remaining scraps of world war III. Yami, your wake? That is a miracle. What the! This man on the floor is Seto Caiba!! What happened?
Dr. Spanish: Dr. We checked the control panel and all the wires were cut. The battery we use for emergency was stolen.
Dr English: I see.
Dr. German: Dr. we need you in room 1094.
Dr. English: I will be there in a second. Dr Spanish!
Dr Spanish: Yes Dr.?
Dr. English: Call Dr. Africa and Dr. Japan to take care of these patients. Call Dr. Puerto Rico to take care of Seto Caiba.
Dr. Spanish: Yes Dr.
Yami: I want to get out of here.
Tea: But you are still in intensive.
Yami: I don't care. Now I'm worried about Mokuba. Lets go. Lets look for Tristin.
Joey helped Yami leave the hospital. Yami couldn't walk by himself now that he still has the 82 stitches on his body plus three broken ribs. They went to Tristin and convinced him to go with them. In Mokubas room, Mokuba was gluing back the pieces of the card blue-eyes white dragon. He finally finished and it looked horrible. Mokuba stared at the card knowing that there is nothing more he can do until the card starts to shine. Mokuba drops the card and stared at it. The card was shining with a great blue light. The light disappears and the card appears like if it was a new card. Mokuba looked at the card as Caiba appears in the back ground with a sad face.
Mokuba: Is this some kind of new card my brother made? Why is he on the back ground? I know this is his favorite card, but, come on!! * knock knock* who is there?
Butler: Dude!! Its like, me, the BUTler.
Mokuba: Dude?
Butler: Yeah, it's me, Dude.
Mokuba: Oh, come in Dude.
Butler Dude: Like, thanks Dude. Yo!! Have you seen Sir Caiba? Like Dude, I haven't seen him.
Mokuba: Me neither.
Butler Dude: Oh!! Dude!! You got like, so wicked visitors out there dude, and they are like, calling for you.
Mokuba: Let me see.
Butler Dude: Here is the monitor little man.
Mokuba looks into the monitor and sees that the people that want to talk with him were Tea, Serenity, Joey, Tristin and Yami. Mokuba was wondering why were they there. He goes to the living room and Butler Dude guided Yami and the others to the living room.
Mokuba: So, how can I help you guys? Yugi, you look like crap.
Joey: Didn't Caiba say something to you about dirty talking?
Mokuba: Joey, don't be boring! Now tell me, what do you want?
Tea: We need to tell you something Mokuba. Something that I fear that has happened to Caiba.
Mokuba: Something happened to my big brother? *worried tune of voice* what happened? Tell me!
Yami: I think that Caiba is now trapped in the shadow realm.
Mokuba: What!!? The shadow realm!? Is that just like when Pegasus trapped me in the blank card?
Yami: Yes.
Mokuba: No*tears fall. Mokuba remembered how horrible it was to be trapped in the shadow realm. The though of Caiba being trapped in that horrible place only brought tears in his eyes*
Serenity: *tears fall once again*
Tristin: * Looks at Serenity, who started to cry. He felt anger, he knew that those tears meant something* Why are you crying Serenity!?
Serenity: *wipes away her tears* Nothing. There was something on my eye, that's all.
Tristin: I know there is something more to those tears. Its Caiba isn't it? Am I right!!? *Mad tune. Starts to yell* Why!!? Why did you do this me!? I love you and you chose Caiba!?! This is un fair!!
Joey: Hey man, lay off.
Serenity: *covers her ears* Stop it!! STOP IT!!
Mokubas pocket stated to shine. Every one was as surprised as Mokuba. He reached for his pocket and took out Caibas deck, one card of the whole deck was shining with a low blue aura. It was a blue-eyes white dragon, the card that Mokuba reconstructed. In the background, Caiba was very visible. Every one stared at the card with wonder. Yami takes the card and his forehead starts to shine with a millennium eye.
Yami: Caiba. Caiba is in here. He can hear you, Serenity. *the card stops to shine*
Joey: What? In confused!
Tristin: *jealous expressions. He sits down mad*
Serenity: Ca-Caiba? *Card begins to shine again. She touches the card* Caiba. Are you ok? *the card shines even more* *sweet smile. A tear runs down her check. She lowers her head* It really is you! I- I miss you.
Tristin stared with a mad face and got up to leave. Joey noticed it and followed him to the exit.
Joey: Tristin!!*Tristin stops but doesn't turn around* I know what you must be thinking. That my sister is a tramp. Well listen up!! I don't know what you are thinking of but I know one thing, my sister followed her heart and there is nothing that you or I can do about that. Just let it be man.
Tristin: *Confused face. Walks to Joey and places his hand on his shoulder* I don't understand you that well yet man, but thanks anyway. I need to get out of here.
Joey: Well, see ya. And remember, chill.
Tristin walked away to his bike and Joey entered the building again. Yami stared at Serenity.
Yami: Caiba can hear you Serenity. It seems to me that he can hear you but you can't hear him.
Tea: I don't understand. Why can he hear Serenity and not Mokuba?
Mai: Yeah! Mokuba is his brother.
Joey: Maybe Serenity has some kind of connection with that weird place where Caiba is. * He said as he entered the room*
Mai: *every one looks at Joey with a surprised expression* I- I can't believe it!! Joey's brain just reacted to reality for the first time in his life!! This is a miracle!!
Joey: * smirks, but he looked like a moron smirking*He! I told you I'm smart. *eye twitches* HEY!! What do you mean, for the first time!? I am always smart!!
Tea: *sweat drop* Yes Joey, you are always smart.
Joey: And your right, Tea. Now! What's going on here? *everyone falls down anime style*
Yami: Enough! We must find a way to bring Caiba back. "YAMI!!" What the!! *holds his head* I think I am losing my head.
Joey: What's wrong, Yami?
Yami: I'm hearing voices. "Yami! I have an idea" Yugi? Is that you, Yugi? "Yes, it's me. Listen, I have an idea on how to bring Caiba back" You do? Tell me. "Well, it's kind of risky, but here goes. Duel with Bakura" A duel?
Joey: Yami, have you gone mad or something?
Mai: No stupid. Didn't you here him? He is speaking with Yugi in his mind!
Joey: Ah! Yugi! I almost forgot about the little guy! How is he?
Yami: He is fine. He has an idea; I need to hear so be silent Joey. Yugi, continue. "Ok. Duel against Bakura and I will do the saving. Get it?" No!! It is too dangerous. He might seal you to. "Yami, have faith! I might be able to pull it off. Come on Yami! Truest me!" It is too dangerous! You know how Yami Bakura is. He can seal you in the shadow realm and you will be lost for ever! "I know, but Please Yami. Give me a chance, I think that's the way Caiba got trapped, well Yami Bakura IS the only one with full access to the shadow realm, I could do it please!" I don't want to lose you, Yugi!!
Mokuba: Yami, if there is anything I can do to help my brother, please tell me.
Yami: Mokuba. *starts to think for a while. Looks at the ceiling and then looks at his bandages* I- I need the blue eyes that Caiba is sealed in. I might know a way to bring him back.
Mokuba: You do? Great!! Listen, I am not a pro with computers yet, but Caiba is teaching me how to hack into super computers without being detected.
Yami: that is good enough. I have a plan, Caiba once helped me in a similar way, I will need you to go to Caibas super computer and work from there. I will call you in Caibas cell phone.
Mokuba: Got it. Here, Setos number. Call me when ready.
Yami: All right, we are fine in this angle.
Mai: Wait. What if plans fail? Its not like I know what you two are planning, but every plan has a down side.
Mokuba: She has a point. What will we do?
Yami: Well, if things don't go according to plan. We will have to leave it all in the hands of faith. I will believe in the heart of the cards.
Joey: Yeah. Trust in the cards.
Mokuba: Good luck, Yami. *Runs down stairs to a secret elevator*
Tea: You can do it Yami.
Serenity: Please, save Caiba. He is not as cruel as he looks if you get to know him.
Mai: I'm rutting for ya.
Tea: Good luck, Yami.*looks at him with a sad face and gently kisses him near the lips. Yamis eyes widened* I know you can do it.
Joey: Well!! *places his hand on Yamis shoulder* Give Yami Bakura a hit for me. Break a leg.
Yami walked out of the building with Mai and Joey. Tea and Serenity decided to stay with Mokuba. They needed to find Bakura but they had no idea where to start.
Joey: Wait!! *worried tune*
Mai: What now? *bored face*
Joey: What about the Caiba body?
Yami: Wait. Your right, we cant bright Caiba back without the body.
Mai: Wow!! Joey, those brain cells resurrected!
Joey: *stupid smile* Ah! Thanks Mai. *stays a second silent* Wait a second!!
Yami: Mai, Joey, I need you two to get Caibas body back.
Joey: WHAT!!? * With a petrified face jumps and lands on Mai's arms* There is no way I am getting near that thing!!
Yami: But I need you to.
Joey: NO!! He will kill me!!
Yami: Tie him up or something.
Joey: But he will KILL ME!!
Mai: *sweat drop* Yami... I'm a little nervous about getting Caibas body. He is now the evil Caiba guy.
Yami: Your right. "Wait Yami!! I want to speak with them." What? Yugi wants to speak with both of you.
Joey: Oh! Ok, pass me the phone.
Yami starts to shine with a golden aura, and he started to become smaller. The aura disappears and Yugi was there.
Joey: YUGI!! *hugs the short kid, but he stepped back and looked at Joey with an angered face* Umm...are you ok man?
Yugi: I...I cant believe you two!! *angry tune looking at them both* Why are you two acting like this!!?
Mai: But Yugi. *sad face* He might hurt us, and ...
Yugi: That is not my point!! Don't you two understand what I have to do? It is so risky, if it fails, just the simplest mistake can lock me inside the shadow realm with Caiba for ever. And all you have to do is get a body. *a tear falls* All we need you to do is bring his body. Is that so much to ask? "Yu-Yugi." That is all we need.
Joey: You have a point Yugi. Mai!
Mai: Lets do it.
Yugi: *wipes away his tear* Thanks guys.
Mai and Joey ran of to the hospital. Yugi was alone. He had no idea where Bakura was. While Yugi was searching for Bakura, Joey and Mai reached the hospital. Mai walks to the secretary.
Mai: Excuse me. Do you know where Caiba is?
Secretary: Caiba, Seto is located in room 9909. In the 10th floor. Only doctors are aloud there.
Mai: Ok. Thank you.
Joey: Now what? Only doctors are aloud there.
Mai: Joey! I thought you knew me! I have other ways to go there. Wait for me here.
Mai walks out of that room. She stayed around sight seeing until she found this very hot doctor who didn't want to leave her alone. She starts to have a conversation with him.
Mai: So, what is your name?
Dr.: Well mademoiselle, my name is Dr. French. *bend on one knee and kisses her hand*
Mai: * sweat drop* Umm, nice to meet you. * Hits him on the head with her purse which carries only a 6 pound brick. The doctor falls unconscious* Ops *evil grin. A nurse runs to him, her name tag said Nurse French* Huh?
Nurse French: Oh my god!! What happened to my husband!!?
Mai: Umm...*sweat drop* Someone knocked him out with a brick and ran of over there!! *points to a direction*
Nurse French: Where!? *She looks at that direction and Mai knocks her out*
Mai: Sorry.
She hides the bodies in a closet and takes the name tags and there coats. She walks to Joey and drags him away. Tells him her plan and they both entered the room dressed as doctors.
Secretary: Oh!! How cute!! It's the French couple.
Joey: What!!?
Mai: *steps on Joeys foot* Aahh... yes, it's us. We need to go up to up to the 10th floor.
Secretary: But only doctors are aloud in that floor.
Mai: But you are not about to separate me from my husband are you?
Joey: WHAT!!? *Mai steps on his foot.* AAHH!! I mean, I want to go up there for some very important business.
Secretary: Ah! I understand now. *Greedy smile* Where are you two planning to do it?
Mai: Do what?
Secretary: You know. *goes closer to Joey and whispers something in his ear making him turn as red as a tomato*
Joey: *steps back with super red cheeks* Wha...WHAT!!? I don't...I mean...
Mai: What did she say? *grabs Joeys ear and starts to tell him something quietly* =whispering= What ever she said, try as best as possible to not spoil this. What ever she is talking about, try to refer it all to room 9909 in the 10th floor.
Joey: Well...yes we are. We are going to make it in room 9909 in the 10th floor so don't let no one enter the room. *he gets even redder. Mai looks at him confused*
Secretary: Good luck. Oh, and I almost forgot. Here. *Joey gets redder when the secretary gives him a condom*
Joey: Umm...thanks. *Mai looks at him confused with wide eyes looking at the condom*
The secretary gives Mai a pass so that she would be able to enter the 10th floor. They both enter to the elevator.
Mai: Joey? Why did she give you that? And why are you all red? What were you two talking about?
Joey: Well, the thing is that the lady thought that you and I were...well.
Mai: What!?
Joey: You know.
Mai: What?
Joey: To...well...do IT.
Mai: WHAT!?! Eww!! Me with you!!? AAHH!!
Joey: Hey!!
Mai: Hey what!? Even if I was super drunk I would never even do it with you! That is so disgusting.
Joey: Hey!! I am good looking!! What so bad about that?
Mai: You are too stupid for me!! *looks at Joey like if he was some kind of alien*
Joey: I am not stupid!!
Mai: Yes you are and stupid people don't know how to kiss.
Joey: What!?! Says who!!?
Mai: I am not saying it, I know it. Trust me Joey I know.
Joey: I know how to kiss, Mai.
Mai: Ye right!! *starts to laugh*
Joey: I know how to kiss. And I will prove it!
Mai: And how are you expecting to do that, huh!?
Mai was looking at Joey. Joey turned to face her. Joey slowly walked to her. She stepped back. Joey walked to her and places his hand on her shoulder. Mais eyes widened and Joey tenderly kissed her. The kiss was passionate. Joey started to play with her hair and then with her mouth. Joey stayed kissing Mai for a long while that even Mai started to open up to him delivering the passion that he made her feel. Joey broke the kiss to get some air. Mai looks at Joey with wide eyes of surprise. She was exhausted by the kiss that Joey gave her, she covers her lips and looks at the floor.
Joey: See, I kiss just fine.
Mai: uhu. *she was speechless*
Joey: What was that? So, did I kiss ok or not? In my opinion about you, you kiss fine, but what about me?
Mai: uhu * She was still speechless*
Joey: What's wrong?
Mai: *suddenly slaps him* Why did you kiss me!!?
Joey: Before I talk, AWW!! Ok, know I can talk. Why did you slap me!!?
Mai: You jerk!!
Joey: What did I do? I'm confused. *starts to rub his red cheek* you slap hard.
The elevator opens to the 10th floor. Mai quickly walks out of the elevator blushing. Dr Puerto Rico walks to Joey.
Dr Puerto Rico: Ave Maria, que clase cambio. You look great Dr French.
Joey: What did you call me? Oh, yeah *sweat drop* Aahh...thanks.
Dr Puerto Rico: Por lo visto, Mrs. French didn't handle your passion, verdad? Increíble!! You have to teach me how to kiss like that. I want to surprise my wife at night. Hey! The Mexican dude is here. Dr Mexico!! Come over here!!
Dr Mexico: Hello Dr. Puerto Rico!! Dr French, you look different.
Joey: Umm...he, he *sweat drop* Hey, I was wondering if you know where Seto Caiba is?
Dr Mexico: I know where he is!! Wait a sec.
Joey: *lots of sweat drops* what!? o.o;
Spanish
Dr Mexico: Olvídalo. Ah!! Dr Puerto Rico!! Sabes que el señor Caiba lo tuvieron que inyectar.
Dr. Puerto Rico: QUE!!? Ahorra te lo dijeron? Yo fui quien lo inyecto.
Dr. Mexico: Que!!? Dime, que paso!!?
Dr Puerto Rico: Pues, Caiba se despertó y lo primero que trato de hacer era matar me!!
Joey: o.o; *sweat drop* "I don't understand nothing!! I think they are talking Spanish or something! I hate Spanish!! I always have a bad grade in that class!!! I think the teacher is up to take me down or something*
Dr Mexico: QUE!!!? Te trato de MATAR!!! Ahí Dios mío!! Esas son las gracias de ese muchacho.
Dr Puerto Rico: Me da mucha lastima. Creo que se metió en el camino de las drogas. El nunca era así.
Dr Mexico: Sabes que el puede tartar de matarte de nuevo.
Joey: HEEYY!!! I don't understand ANYTHING!!!
Dr Puerto Rico: OH!! Perdone me Dr French. Hey, do you want to take care of Sir Caiba for me?
Joey: SURE *big smile* Where is he? I forgot.
Dr Mexico: Go down that hall way to the end then turn right. You will see it. Oh!! And in the conversation I was having with Dr Puerto Rico, well, he told me that Caiba was injected so he is sleeping.
Dr Puerto Rico: Yeah!! He looks like a dead guy, but he is alive, so don't think he is dead cause I said he is alive and alive he is.
Joey: *scratches his head in confusion*Ah! Thanks man. *Joey runs to the hall way*
Dr Puerto Rico: Man?
Dr Mexico: Weird.
Shina: People, the doctors were talking in Spanish. I am saying it incase if you didn't knew.
Hiei: The reader is not THAT stupid.
Reader: Are you calling me stupid!!!?
Shina: Sorry I interrupted the story.
Joe: WHERE IS BAKURA!!? He is not in this story!!!
Shina: He is but he is still not here. Be patient.
Kurama: I think it is better to continue the story Shina.
Joe: Forget Bakura. KURAMA!!!!!
Kurama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm too young to die. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Shina: *sweat drops* Here is the rest of the story people. Joe!!! Stop biting Kurama. DOWN GIRL!!
Joey: Come on Mai, you're to slow!
Mai: Hey!! You're the one slow here, cant you see I'm in front of you!?! Moron.
Joey: Huh, Ahh whatever lets just get Caiba and get the hell out of here.
Mai: I wish we could but, you're just standing there doing nothing and he's heavy, get your butt over here and help me, will ya!!!
Joey: *evil grin* You see Mai, girls like you need a man to do the real work. You cant do a mans work you know.
After Mai was done beating Joey up, she decided to leave and find a way to move Caiba out of the building without anyone suspecting anything. She was walking around and saw two doctors talking, beside them was a bed with a person on it. The person was covered completely.
Dr. Hawaii: He is dead.
Dr. China: That is so sad.
Dr. Hawaii: We have to report this. Come with me Dr China.
Dr China: Yes doctor.
Mai: Dead? I have an idea.
She runs to Joey and wake him up from his unconscious state. She tells him her idea and they both go to action. Joey carries Caibas body and Mai was leading. They reached the dead body. Mai throws the body to the floor and hides it inside the closet of the room. They place Caibas body on the bed and covered him. Dr Hawaii and Dr China were walking to the body which was changed and know it was Caiba, they walk to the body accompanied by Dr. Australia and Dr New York.
Dr Australia: What happened to him?
Dr Hawaii: I don't know.
Dr China: We were going to see if he drank his medication and when we got here, he was dead!
Dr New York: It's a mystery. No one knows what happened to him?
Dr Hawaii: No
Dr Australia: I am curios to know what happened. Dr New York?
Dr New York: Yeah!! Lets do what we are best at doing!
Dr China/ Dr Hawaii: O.O;
Dr Australia: Autopsy!!! Autopsy!!! You people have such an evil mind!!
Mai/ Joey: AUTOPSY!!!!!?
The word autopsy was echoing in there minds as Dr Australia was taking away Caiba. Mai started to panic. Joey was about to run to stop the doctor but Mai stopped him. She tells him another idea. Joey was not so happy with the idea but it was a good one. They followed the doctors. Dr New York was called to another room so Dr Australia was alone in the autopsy room with Caiba. He was about to remove the sheet until...
Mai: DOCTOR!!!!
Dr Australia: WHAT!!? You are not suppose to be here! I am doing my job and it is a disturbing one. Please exit the room.
Mai: But, Umm...that body is not dead!
Dr Australia: Yes it is! That's why it's here.
Mai was distracting the doctor while Joey sneaked in from the ventilation system. He was right beside Caiba but he had no idea where to take him. The place only had one exit, the door where Mai was talking with the doctor. Joey remembered a movie he saw and decided to act.
Dr Australia: Ok young lady, it's time you get out, shu, shu go on get.
The doctor pushed Mai out of the room and locked the door from the inside. He was about to remove the sheet from the body until the body was rising all by its self. It stared to make sounds that were similar to a zombies.
Dr Australia: I know that zombies would come to rule the world!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * he starts to pull his hair and run around like a moron* I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he unlockes the door and starts to run again like a moron to the stairs, he tripped and fell in the stairs and was roiling all the way down, he reached to the first floor with only one unbroken bone. He accidentally scared an old lady and she broke his last bone with her metal stick*
Joey: Ouch!
Mai: Waw!! I thought that you were going to get caught.
Joey: I'm stupid but not that stupid.
Mai: Come on.
They both took Caiba out without anyone noticing. They were taking a brake aside an ice-cream truck, eating ice-cream. Caiba was hiding inside a dumpster.
Joey: That was to much. You really had outdone your self over there.
Mai: I wasn't the only one. You really impressed me today.
Joey: Was it... the kiss?
Mai: Huh? *she starts to blush again. Joey looked at her and smiled and looked at the floor* you're good.
Joey: What?
Mai: You kiss pretty good.
Joey: Does that mean I'm not stupid?*she starts to laugh* What!!? Stop laughing!!! MAI!!
Mai: I cant!!
Joey: AAHH!!! What ever!! *Joey crosses his arms. Mai looks at him. She kisses his cheek* huh? Umm...Wait a sec!!! I kissed you on the lips and all you give me is a cheap little kiss like that!!? YOU SUCK!!
Mai: WHAT!!!? YOU JERK!!! *slaps him and gets up* You are a moron!!!
Joey: Here you go again! *bored face* Stop insulting me!! I get enough of that from Caiba. Caiba! CAIBA!!! We have to take Caiba to Yugi!!!
Mai: Your right!! But...
Joey/Mai: Where is he!!?
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Shina: There, second chapy!!! The third one is coming soon. I think that the next chapter will be the last one, I'm not that sure but what ever.
Hiei: FINALLY!!! I am no longer in that stupid hospital.
Yusuke: I am so going to miss that nurse.
Kayko: YUSUKE!!!
Yusuke: Ka-Kayko?
Kayko: YOU JERK!!! *slaps him*
Joey: Now you know how I feel.
Shina: I feel very sorry for Bakura and Kurama. Joe found Bakura and now they are both tied together that way they wont run away from Joe.
Joe: YEAH!!!! Now this is life!!! Here with both my mans!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Bakura/Kurama: *they try to speak but there mouths are covered with tape. They are tie together with a paper on them, it says "MY ASS IS JOE'S PROPERTY!!"*
Yusuke: Poor things.
Kuwabara: AICKICHY!!!
Shina/Joe/ Hiei/Yusuke: HUH!!!?
It s blank!!!!!!!!!!!
