I've renamed this to Patrick The Homicidal Maniac! I give credit for new title to my evil friend caitlin.
PTHM Chap. 2
Patrick went to Bargain' Mart, to get some nails, hammer, and a high speed power drill.
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That night Patrick snuck into Squidwards house. He gently climbed the stairs into Squid's room. Patrick gagged squid as he nailed squid to a chair. Squid screamed with each hit of the hammer.
Blood dripped down from the nails. Squid screamed, but he could barely be heard. Patrick kept nailing squid to the chair.
When patrick was done, he pulled up a chair next to squid. "Have you ever wondered about that insane murderer?"
Squid screamed as tears ran down his face.
"Do you think it would be fun to be that man?"
Squid screamed again.
"Do you like power tools?"
Squid suddenly silenced, and watched in terror as patrick plugged in the power drill.
"1/2 inch wide, or 1 inch?"
Squids remained silent.
"I like the one inch."
Patrick walked behind Squidward, who had a small puddle of blood around him.
Squid continued to cry, as patrick put the drill on the top of his overly large head.
Patrick began drilling, sending blood into the surronding water, causing to gently float down to the floor.
Squid screamed as loud as possible, be he could still barely be heard. Blood was floating around everywhere. A peice of flesh flew into Pats eye, temporarily blinding him.
Patrick stopped drilling to see the result. He waited for the blood to settle.
Squidwards eyes were white, and blood was dripping down his face.
Patrick heard sirens in the distance, so he jumped out the bathroom window. He ran back to his rock, and took a shower.
PTHM Chap. 2
Patrick went to Bargain' Mart, to get some nails, hammer, and a high speed power drill.
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That night Patrick snuck into Squidwards house. He gently climbed the stairs into Squid's room. Patrick gagged squid as he nailed squid to a chair. Squid screamed with each hit of the hammer.
Blood dripped down from the nails. Squid screamed, but he could barely be heard. Patrick kept nailing squid to the chair.
When patrick was done, he pulled up a chair next to squid. "Have you ever wondered about that insane murderer?"
Squid screamed as tears ran down his face.
"Do you think it would be fun to be that man?"
Squid screamed again.
"Do you like power tools?"
Squid suddenly silenced, and watched in terror as patrick plugged in the power drill.
"1/2 inch wide, or 1 inch?"
Squids remained silent.
"I like the one inch."
Patrick walked behind Squidward, who had a small puddle of blood around him.
Squid continued to cry, as patrick put the drill on the top of his overly large head.
Patrick began drilling, sending blood into the surronding water, causing to gently float down to the floor.
Squid screamed as loud as possible, be he could still barely be heard. Blood was floating around everywhere. A peice of flesh flew into Pats eye, temporarily blinding him.
Patrick stopped drilling to see the result. He waited for the blood to settle.
Squidwards eyes were white, and blood was dripping down his face.
Patrick heard sirens in the distance, so he jumped out the bathroom window. He ran back to his rock, and took a shower.
