disclaimer: i do NOT own Rurouni Kenshin or any other anime show! BTW... if this sounds or looks similiar to any other
fanfiction... then i apologize... it just came to me at school during history class... hehehe ^_^;;;
Gasp! The Unsuspecting Truth!
Kenshin was in the yard doing laundry again, as usual. All of the sudden, there was a loud clash in the practise room.
"Huh?" Kenshin said as he turned around to look at what had happened. "I dare you to say that again Yahiko Myoujin!
Go ahead! I'm right here..." shouted Kaoru. "Fine! I will! Busu... busu, busu, busu!" laughed Yahiko. BONK!!! "Oww!"
Yahiko rubbed the two large bumps on his head. "And that's for calling me ugly and being such a spoiled baka!"
"Oy! Hey Yahiko are you at it again?" everyone turned there heads to see Sanosuke Sagara coming into the dojo. "What
do you want this time Sano?!" shouted Kaoru. "I'm already out of food so you won't be getting any here!" "Hmph!"
*thinking in head* "man now i gotta go beg Tae at the Akabeko or get a job... feh! like that'll happen!" he pouted. "Dont
give me that attitude of yours Sanosuke Sagara! I have no students except for this spoiled brat here- pulling Yahiko by the
ear-and I have to feed him, that red-haired free-loader over there- pointing at Kenshin-, and you! A jobless pig! Where
am I supposed to get the money?" "Oro?" Kenshin said with a confused look on his face. "You know it's true Kenshin
Himura!!!"
Out of nowhere, Megumi came with Tsubame and Tae right behind... "*pant pant* Kaoru *pant pant* I must talk to you
immediately!" after catching her breath Megumi looked up from where she was standing at the front of the dojo and scanned
the area. "*gasp* Sanosuke, Ken-san, Yahiko! What are you all doing here?" All three of them had confused looks upon
their faces. " I just came over for some free food to eat because... I'm broke again." said Sano. Megumi, Tae, and Tsubame
all fell over anime style. After getting up (with a huge bead of sweat on her head) Megumi choked out, "That was sooo
surprising... seeing that you're always broke... rooster-head." Sano was trying to ignore the comment that she had just said.
"How about you two?" she asked questioningly. "Oh, I'm just doing the laundry again as usual Miss Megumi." Kenshin said
with his trademark smile on. "And I live here... 'member?" said Yahiko, while trying to pry his now red ear from Kaoru's
death hold on him. (and before Tsubame noticed him in such an embarressing predicament. "Oh... sorry Yahiko. I almost
forgot you were there." releasing her strong grip. "Heh heh heh..."
"Well shoo! Miss Kaoru and the three of us must have some privacy to talk alone... now go on!" said Tae waving her hands
at them."Hmmm?" pondered Kaoru. "What's going on you three???" Kaoru asked after the three men had left. "Well..."
started Tae. "What is it? Is there something wrong?" asked Kaoru. "Well... you... you're... uhhh..." stuttered Megumi. All
of the sudden Tsubame screamed, "YOU'RE PREGNANT!" "WHAT!!!" Kaoru yelled and it echoed out of the dojo yard
towards where the three men (Kenshin, Sano, and Yahiko) were standing. You could see a flock of crows fly from the
rooftop of the dojo making caw sounds.
Author's Note: sooo? wut ya think? i noe wut yur all thinking... "Ughh! Another fanfiction about Kenshin and Kaoru... wut
a waste of time and space!" well... thatz not exactly true... therez a surprise... hello! thatz y itz called Gasp! The
Unsuspecting Truth! cuz therez a twist... well kinda... you'll c in the next chapter... but i wont write it unless i get sum reviews... so REVIEW!!! please??? (hint hint): just click the little button over there that says review... (hint hint) tick tock tick tock... (10 hours later) anytime now!?!?!? cum on itz not that hard and it wont take up THAT much time will it???
fanfiction... then i apologize... it just came to me at school during history class... hehehe ^_^;;;
Gasp! The Unsuspecting Truth!
Kenshin was in the yard doing laundry again, as usual. All of the sudden, there was a loud clash in the practise room.
"Huh?" Kenshin said as he turned around to look at what had happened. "I dare you to say that again Yahiko Myoujin!
Go ahead! I'm right here..." shouted Kaoru. "Fine! I will! Busu... busu, busu, busu!" laughed Yahiko. BONK!!! "Oww!"
Yahiko rubbed the two large bumps on his head. "And that's for calling me ugly and being such a spoiled baka!"
"Oy! Hey Yahiko are you at it again?" everyone turned there heads to see Sanosuke Sagara coming into the dojo. "What
do you want this time Sano?!" shouted Kaoru. "I'm already out of food so you won't be getting any here!" "Hmph!"
*thinking in head* "man now i gotta go beg Tae at the Akabeko or get a job... feh! like that'll happen!" he pouted. "Dont
give me that attitude of yours Sanosuke Sagara! I have no students except for this spoiled brat here- pulling Yahiko by the
ear-and I have to feed him, that red-haired free-loader over there- pointing at Kenshin-, and you! A jobless pig! Where
am I supposed to get the money?" "Oro?" Kenshin said with a confused look on his face. "You know it's true Kenshin
Himura!!!"
Out of nowhere, Megumi came with Tsubame and Tae right behind... "*pant pant* Kaoru *pant pant* I must talk to you
immediately!" after catching her breath Megumi looked up from where she was standing at the front of the dojo and scanned
the area. "*gasp* Sanosuke, Ken-san, Yahiko! What are you all doing here?" All three of them had confused looks upon
their faces. " I just came over for some free food to eat because... I'm broke again." said Sano. Megumi, Tae, and Tsubame
all fell over anime style. After getting up (with a huge bead of sweat on her head) Megumi choked out, "That was sooo
surprising... seeing that you're always broke... rooster-head." Sano was trying to ignore the comment that she had just said.
"How about you two?" she asked questioningly. "Oh, I'm just doing the laundry again as usual Miss Megumi." Kenshin said
with his trademark smile on. "And I live here... 'member?" said Yahiko, while trying to pry his now red ear from Kaoru's
death hold on him. (and before Tsubame noticed him in such an embarressing predicament. "Oh... sorry Yahiko. I almost
forgot you were there." releasing her strong grip. "Heh heh heh..."
"Well shoo! Miss Kaoru and the three of us must have some privacy to talk alone... now go on!" said Tae waving her hands
at them."Hmmm?" pondered Kaoru. "What's going on you three???" Kaoru asked after the three men had left. "Well..."
started Tae. "What is it? Is there something wrong?" asked Kaoru. "Well... you... you're... uhhh..." stuttered Megumi. All
of the sudden Tsubame screamed, "YOU'RE PREGNANT!" "WHAT!!!" Kaoru yelled and it echoed out of the dojo yard
towards where the three men (Kenshin, Sano, and Yahiko) were standing. You could see a flock of crows fly from the
rooftop of the dojo making caw sounds.
Author's Note: sooo? wut ya think? i noe wut yur all thinking... "Ughh! Another fanfiction about Kenshin and Kaoru... wut
a waste of time and space!" well... thatz not exactly true... therez a surprise... hello! thatz y itz called Gasp! The
Unsuspecting Truth! cuz therez a twist... well kinda... you'll c in the next chapter... but i wont write it unless i get sum reviews... so REVIEW!!! please??? (hint hint): just click the little button over there that says review... (hint hint) tick tock tick tock... (10 hours later) anytime now!?!?!? cum on itz not that hard and it wont take up THAT much time will it???
