Summary: " I am the Common Hunter. I am the evil one who will search your deck for your most common card and take it from you. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" a lot of oocness, just to tell ya :P

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of the characters.

A/N: I didn't write this story, just to tell ya'll. My friend, multiplE-pErsonalitiES did a long time ago, and I just thought it was really funny. So go and read her stories! (o and just to tell ya she writes much better now)! But all of them are mainly DBZ, Hikaru No Go, Harry Potter, and Inuyasha. She doesn't post up her Yugioh ones. :P (and if your wondering why I'm posting her story up instead of her posting this up, it's because she doesn't wanna and even if she did she already forgot about this fic)

" A Yu-gi-oh! Parody"

" Where is that @#(*^)#*@( dork!!?"

Enraged, Mai picked up the nearby ketchup bottle and threw it at Tea. Tea gasped.

" Mai, How could you!!? You just stained my brand new absolutely in Liz Clairborne sweater! It matches my absolutely beautiful tight genuine leather bellbottoms! You are also lucky that you missed my Jacque Lacquor boots! But you better pay me back for my ketchup-stained sweater. It cost me $200… plus tax!!"

" No, I will NOT pay you back! Ask Joey to pay you back. He is officially late on our first and now our last date!"

" Mai, I don't care about your pitiful love life! All I care about is my life, plus my clothes!!"

" Whatever…"

" OH MY GAWD!!! WHAT IS THAT I SEE? IS THAT A SPECK OF KETCHUP I SEE ON MY BOOTS?! IS THAT A DOT OF TOMATO SAUCE I SEE ON MY PANTS!? NOOOOO!!! MY WHOLE LIFE IS RUINED!! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"

Yugi walked into Burger King while Tea was having her mid-life crisis.

" Oh great… Tea having another mid-life crisis?"

"Oh you shut up, Yugi Muto! Mai here stained my whole outfit!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"It's not my fault! Joey is 2 hours late on our first date!!!"

"Wassup my homie G's! It's me, Joey. Y'all miss me?"

" JOEY, WHERE THE ?!)(#*^@#*?!) HECK WERE YOU!!? I WAITED HERE FOR TWO WHOLE (#*#?!2 HOURS!!! A COUPLE MINUTES LATE, O.K. EVEN HALF AN HOUR LATE I CAN ACCEPT! BUT TWO WHOLE (#!*@#)* HOURS!?!? WHERE WERE YOU!!!!!!!!"

" Hey, hey, chill down on the language. I have a perfectly logical reason for being late. Just hear me out!"

" It better be good, Joey!"

" Well… I was on my way her, when…"

Exactly 2 hours, 4 minutes, 32 seconds, and 56 milliseconds earlier…

" Lalala! I have a date with Mai! Oh happy day, Lalala!"

" Stop right there, stupid one!"

" Huh? Who are you?"

" I am the Common Hunter. I am the evil one who will search your deck for your most common card and take it from you. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"

" What? Not my Swordsman of Landstar! Take my Time Wizard! Take my Jinzo! Just PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't take my Swordsman of Landstar!!!!"

" So you will not give it up willingly? Then I will have to take it from you! MUAHAHAH!!"

"No! I'll duel you!"

"O.K. then…"

" It's time to duel!"

What will happen to Joey's Swordsman of Landstar? Will he ever figure out that common cards aren't as good as rare cards? Find out on the next issue of " Another Yu-gi-oh! Parody"