Good Vs Evil

A/N: Thanks reviewers! A nice long chappie for you here with much comedy! Smith, Trinity and Neo. Oh what the hell, it's everyone! Enjoy!

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The child Blinked and looked up at it's new parents. Neo and Trinity looked down at him lovingly. All was silent for, what seemed to them 3 seconds but was really, 3 minutes. Neither of them knew what to do. They were, somewhat, blessed with this child and neither of them knew what to do. They just stared at him and he just stared back. His beautiful, ocean/sky blue eyes as wide as they would go, not even blinking. Then, Neo decided to speak, but, before he had the chance to open his mouth, the child burst into tears, screaming and crying everywhere. Trinity jumped off the bed, she and Neo were sitting on, in surprise and gave the baby to Neo.

'This would be a good time to tell him his name' thought Neo.

"Shh, shh, Adrian. It's okay! You're with Mammy and Daddy now. There's no reason to cry! Shh, shh, Adrian!" Comforted Neo. At the sound of the name 'Adrian' the baby stopped crying and looked back up at Neo. Trinity gasped. "What is it Trin? Are you ok?"

"Ye, ye" she lied "it's just that, you said mammy and daddy!" She self-punished herself for lying to him. She really wanted to tell him the truth, she really did! But she couldn't tell him, it was just so hard.

"Ye, I know! Great isn't it? We're parents now!" Cheered Neo, looking up at Trinity for a second, and then going back down to look at the baby. Neo checked the kid over quickly with his eyes and then pulled the blanket off of its head. Adrian's hair went up in a small golden blonde quiff, which folded over slightly to the right of his head. His face no longer puffed up red or wet from the crying, his eye shone and sparkled much like blue diamonds. The child looked blankly up at Neo, into his soft, chocolate brown eyes and smiled. Actually, it was more of a grin, an evil grin. Neo stood up and handed Adrian back to Trinity.

'The child recognized its name' thought Neo while walking out of the room.

"Hey Trin, before I go, could you tell me what 'Adrian' stands for please?" Neo practically pleaded, heading out of the door.

"He stands for all the love we have for each other!" Stated Trinity smartly. 'You're not gonna get it out of me that easy buster!' she thought quietly to herself.

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'I'm going to go deaf!' She thought. 'This isn't fair! It's not supposed to be this hard! No one else has this problem!' And she put her child down, into his nice new cot. He was kicking and screaming and not settling down. It was just too much for her. Calling his name worked for the first 2 days and then he just kind of went berserk close to the forth. Neo had gone away on the Logos for a couple of days to help with the unplugging of someone. It hadn't gone too well. They needed Neo to help calm the person down when inside the Matrix, or even the construct. But now it was as if Trinity had needed him more. 'Stuff this!' She thought again. 'I'm gonna leave him in there until he tires himself out, and I'm gonna have a drink.'

"Trinity? Are you ok? You haven't rested since Neo went aboard the Logos. I'll look after Adrian and you get something to eat." Offered Morpheus, entering her room, practically covering his ears to such a noise.

"I was just planning to." She replied, half-heartedly. She escaped the room and walked down towards the mess hall. 'I don't want to go down there!' She thought disgustedly. She turned on her heel and marched down to the Main deck. She burst in through the door, startling Link, and dived down under the table.

"Hey, uh, Trin? If that is you?" Link jumped.

"Ye! GOT IT!" She shouted in triumph. She rolled onto her back, twisting her arms, and jerked herself up to stand.

"What have you got?" Link asked, kind of scared really. Trinity swung round, revealing a big, silver, metal jug of some sort. She lifted it up to her mouth and drank some of whatever was inside it.

"My will to live!" Answered Trinity, giggling. She turned around again and stumbled into one of the chairs, knocking a few things off a nearby table.

"Shame you've lost your dignity." Sighed Link. Trinity took a massive gulp of the liquid inside the jug, finishing it off. She then typed a bunch of information into the screen next to the chair she was in and reached back for something.

"Hey Link?"

"Ye...."

"Plug me in."

"What?" Link got up and walked over to her. "Trinity, why do you need to go into the Matrix?"

"Emergency! Just quick, plug me in!"

"Well okay! Where do you want to go?" Asked Link, grabbing the plug off the hook.

"Anywhere!" She sang. Link looked at her weirdly and agreed. He put the plug to her neck and plugged her in.

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Trinity opened her eyes. She was in an alleyway. It could've been the one where she had found Adrian, but she was too tipsy to tell. Trinity started to bounce with excitement and she began running up walls.

"I can fly!" She sang. She reached the top of the building and turned and looked down. "Hey! That's a looooonnnnnnnnng way down! Must be fun to jump off!" She chorused and she threw herself off the building.

Down below, and bunch of Smiths had left a pub, a bit off balanced while walking.

"That! That was a great purpose!" Stuttered one of the Smiths.

"Ah! It is the purpose that connects us!" Agreed another Smith. They all heard a call. It was coming from above them. The third Smith looked up and put his arms out, only to catch a drunk Trinity.

"My god!" Squealed Trinity happily, hugging the unsuspecting Smith.

"No, I'm your agent, I'm mean, a agent!" Corrected Smith3.

"Heheheh! MY SAVIOUR!" She said bursting out laughing. A Teenage boy walked past holding a getto-blaster with it playing full pelt down the alleyway. Trinity jumped out of Smith3's arms and walked towards him, unsteadily. The boy looked towards Trinity and went red. But the colour change was remarkable from red to white when Trinity pulled out her gun and shouted "MINE!" The boy dropped the getto-blaster and ran like hell away from her. She picked up the gadget and walk towards three stunned Smiths.

"Did she, um..., did she, ...uh, hmmmm...." Started Smith2.

"I believe she did!" finished Smith1.

"Hmmm, I adore this song! Djcasper! You must obey his orders! Or you get eaten!" Danced Trinity.

"Eaten by what?" Pondered Smith1.

"Gigantic Spiders!" Teased Trinity. "And anyway, you'll be dancing with meeeeee!" She cheered.

"Hmm, dance with a woman in tight leather? Why not?" reasoned Smith3.

"Great! Well, you seven, I think, or is it thirteen, oh never mind! You lot get into a line behind me, and listen to the orders!" Ordered Trinity. They all done as the were told and Trinity decided she was going to sing with the music.

Chacha slidePt2 – Dj Casper

To the left, take it back now ya'll

1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp

Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha real smooth

Turn it down, to the left

Take it back now ya'll

1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp

Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha now ya'll

Now it's time to get funky

To the right now, to the left

Take it back now ya'll

1 hop this time, 1 hop this time

Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps

Slide to the left, slide to the right

Criscross, criscross

Cha Cha real smooth

Let's go to work

To the left, take it back now ya'll

2 hops this time, 2 hops this time

Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps

Hands on your knees, hands on your knees

Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa

Come on, Cha Cha now ya'll

Turn it down, to the left

Take it back now ya'll

5 hops this time

Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp

Right foot again, left foot again

Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp

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At that point, the Main Smith came in.

"What in the name of the recycle bin are you doing?!?!?" He shouted. Everything froze. Trinity and the three drunk Smiths all turned their heads slowly to look at him. He is standing there looking incredibly angry.

"Aw, chill dude! Dance! The party is just getting started!" Said Trinity, walking up to him, rubbing his cheek with her finger before falling over. Lucky for her, Smith caught her.

"You guys get in the building, I'll dispose of her." Ordered Smith, holding Trinity at eye level. Trinity opened her eyes again and looked Smith right in the sunglasses, then around at the other Smiths.

"You guys, hehehehe, you guys.... are you guys twins?" giggled Trinity, right before running loose of Smith and running to the side to throw up.

"Yech! Vile, disgusting creatures!" Coughed Smith. All his counter parts walked into the building, then decided to open the door to go inside. Smith picked Trinity up by the neck and slammed her against the wall, all the while she was laughing. "I'm going to enjoy watching you die Virus!"

"Hehehehe! Your head looks funny!" blurted Trinity. Smith heard a shout. It was to Trinity. Then again, she probably didn't even notice. Smith looked up to see Neo fly towards him; he dropped Trinity and sprinted the alleyway once again.

"Trinity! Are you okay?" called Neo before landing to her aid.

"Hello baby! Where've you been all my life?" Trinity fell over, into her own waste. "Oh man! My moms gonna kill me!"

"Mom? Oh god Trin! You're drunk!" Cried Neo.

"No shit Sherlock!" She blinked. Seeing the perfect chance to get info from her, Neo asks:

"What is Adrian?"

"Baby, Adrian went that way!" Chuckled Trinity, pointing to all directions. "And that way, and that way, and that way..."

"Oooooookay! Lets get a link out of here!"

"Very puny!" Blinked Trinity again. Neo pulled out his phone and called Link.

"Operator?"

"Link, this is Neo! Get us out of here!"

"Okay! Go down the end of that alleyway, take a left, there should be a phone box right there."

"Thanks! See you in a mo!"

"Damn straight!" Phone hangs up.

Neo picked up Trinity, being careful not to get some of her on him, and carried her to the phone box.

"You first!" He said lifting the phone to her ear.

"Mmmmm, Huh?" And Trinity was sucked through the phone line. Neo did the same and woke up on the ship.

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"Why Trinity? Even better question, why Link? Why'd you plug her in?!?!" Shouted Neo. Trinity was still in a daze and needed Link to stand up.

"I didn't know what the fuck was in that jug!" Replied Link. Neo sighed and picked up Trinity. He took her to their room and laid her down on the bed.

"So, what happened here? Is she okay?" Concerned Morpheus.

"She got drunk okay! She found Dozer's secret stash that he kept under the table of the main deck. Then she goes into the Matrix and I find her with an agent round her neck! Now if you don't mind I'd like to be alone with her when she sobers up and how is little Adrian by the way?" turned Neo. Morpheus looked taken aback by this and backed towards the door.

"Oh he's fine, fine! Tired himself out and went to sleep! Captain Niobe said you helped a lot, yes! And now I'm going to get something to eat, yes eat. Toodles!" And Morpheus fled the room.

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(Replies)

Angel-Of-Lightness: Put more drama into your reviews so we can make fun of things! Thanks for the nice review! SNOWDAY!

Citti Kitty Monroe: You said something about 'Baby on board'! And they sang that on the Simpsons! ARGH MY FOOTS GONE NUMB! Ah well! Thanks for the review and the update!

Richard the Pedantic: My theory: The machines sterilize the humans so they can't reproduce anymore than they have, but when the architect frees some to rebuild Zion he does not sterilize them. It's just a theory but hey, it's probably true, right right?!?!?

Starangel423: Thanks for the review! Thanks for sticking up for me! This IS an Au fic, otherwise they wouldn't have a little baby and I think all boys eavesdrop!

Gozzygozzygimly: Thank you for the very polite and very kind review! That was very nice of you! Ever since seeing Romeo and Juliet Leonardo DiCaprio version all I've wanted to do is make fun of Link! Thanks for the dedication of the fic to me! That was also very nice! And I will take your suggestions into consideration!

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