* Well, how's the story so far? Tell me what ya think...review....maybe...if ya want. I guess I can't make you, can I? (*runs to get brainwashing/hypnotizing kit*) Or can I? Muwahahaha!! Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't put the actual real names of characters. I don't really know the Japanese names. (please don't throw tomatoes at me!) Maybe next time!*

"Oh my god! WhadoIdo? WhadoIdo?" Tai babbled. (Like a turkey or chicken.)
"Make it stop crying," his mother suggested.
"How?" Tai bawled.
"How should I know?!" Mrs. Kamiya howled back.
"Oh yeah," Tai said. He took the baby and inserted the key he wore on a bracelet, which he couldn't take off his wrist. As soon as the key had been turned, the baby stopped crying.
"Phew," Tai said as he took the key out. WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! The baby cried again.
"Tai, didn't you read the rulebook?" Mrs. Kamiya yelled, already skimming through it to the tenth page.
"Mr. Fujiama went over the instructions with me."
"Well, did you listen to him?"
Tai didn't say anything.
Mrs. Kamiya sighed. "It says here that you must keep the key in until it coos."
"The key?" Tai asked, slipping the key back in the baby and silencing it.
"The baby!" Mrs. Kamiya replied, shaking her head. "The baby will coo."
So, Tai waited with the key in the baby. Finally, after 14 minutes, Tai was startled (and almost dropped the baby altogether) by a laughing/ happy gurgle sound. He slowly took the key out. No crying. Tai put the baby back in the carrier and ran into the kitchen.
"Oh yeah!" Tai said, punching the air with his fist.
"What's with the little dance?" Mr. Kamiya asked as he walked into the kitchen, seeing Tai do his version of the hokey pokey.
"My baby stopped crying," Tai said and started dancing again.
'Tai has a very imaginative mind for a high school student.' Mr. Kamiya thought then looked at Tai oddly, then to his wife.
"I can fill you in later, dear," she said, smiling. He nodded and she went back to her cooking.
"Tai," she said after a moment of watching him shake what she gave him.
"Yeah?" he responded, still dancing like a fool.
"You do know that the baby will cry many times, no just once, right?" Mrs. Kamiya asked, only to a very pale Tai.
"Wha?! I do?!" Tai shouted as he sputtered and fell on the kitchen floor.
After a silent moment, Tai said from the floor,"Hey mom?" She looked down at him. "Does this mean I actually have to watch the baby tonight?"
"Well, of course. What were going to do, throw it under your bed?"
"Uh...well, I was thinking the closet actually."
(*sweat drop*) Mrs. Kamiya fell over also. 'Where did I go wrong?' She asked herself.