*Alright, more story!*

After much headache and listening to Agumon complain about the baby like it was his fault, (blame Mr. Fujiama!) Tai got the baby quiet and it cooed.
"Oh! So cute when it coos!" Tai said with a goofy smile and stars in his eyes.
"Tai, are you alright?" Agumon asked, patting Tai on the shoulder.
"Of course."
"Are you sure?"
*pause*
"Tai?" Agumon looked at him, holding his mechanical baby and sleeping. Sleeping?!
"Tai, wake up! You're going to drop that baby and it's going to start crying again. Tai!" Agumon shook Tai until he woke up with a start.
"Ahhh! Agumon, can't you let a guy sleep?" Tai shouted as he flew his arms (that were still holding the baby) up into the air. The baby went flying and landed on its dead on the floor.
"Agumon, look what you made me do!" Tai said angrily. WAAAAAAHHHH!!!
"That never would have happened if you had been awake in the first place!" Agumon retorted.
"Well, you should have-"
"Tai, tend to your baby!" Mrs. Kamiya yelled at him from outside his room.
"I'm tending to it right now, mom!"
He rushed over and picked up the baby and shoved the key in its back.

"Ah, finally. Quiet," Agumon said as he plopped down on Tai's bed.
"Yeah, I can't believe this thing is going to cry more when I'm asleep. Whose bright idea was this baby, anyway?" Tai said as he made a face.
"It's a good thing the baby doesn't do everything real babies do. You wouldn't know the first thing about changing a baby's diaper." Agumon started laughing.
"Grrrr...that's not funny, Agumon. I could change a diaper. What about you? You don't even have fingers. You'd slice the baby into shreds before you even got the diaper off!" Tai started laughing hard and almost fell off his bed that he was sitting on. Agumon chuckled at Tai, trying to balance the baby in his arms, looking kind of like a chicken flapping wings.
All of a sudden...WWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
"Wha? Wha? Huh?" Tai scrambled to turn the key in the baby's back. It was turned all the way it could be. Why was the baby still crying?
"Tai, make it stop!" Agumon yelled.
"Uh...da...wha...how?" Tai said frantically, doing a dance as he held the still-crying baby in his arms.
"You're the one with the instruction manual!" (*uh...duh*)
"Oh...I think I remember...er...oh yeah, that's it!" Tai said proudly, like he won a Grammy or something. He removed the key. The baby stopped crying.
"What did you do?" Agumon asked, impressed.
"I simply removed the key inserted into the baby's back and it ceased it's crying since it obviously wants "alone time" as the rule manual states," Tai proclaimed in a (mocking) sophisticated voice. He held his key up in the air and put his other hand on his hip like an all-powerful god of the Baby Think It Over. Oh yeah, god-like. (*really corny "big hero" music starts playing.*)
"Uh, Tai," Agumon started.
"Shhhh. Not now, Agumon. You're interrupting my "bow-down-to-me" pose and theme music."
"But, Tai!"
As soon as Agumon finished his last word, the baby (that was just laying on the edge of the bed where our "big hero" left it) fell off, landed on its head, and started crying. WAAAAAAAHHH!!
"I tried to warn you, Tai," Agumon told him, but looked over at Tai who was conveniently using his bedpost to bang his big-haired, goggle-less head (remember he gave those to Davis) numerous times over and over upon.
WAAAAAAAHH! The baby cried on.
Agumon threw his hands up and went over to join Tai in his head banging fun.

*Muwahahah! Gotta love head-bangers, right? Hehehehehe.....me no like crying babies.*