*Here's the next chapter, dear readers out in fanfiction land!*
"Ahh, I'm glad that's over with, right Agumon?" Tai said as the baby finally started to coo and laugh.
"Yeah, it seems so cute and innocent when it's laughing and gurgling all happy," Agumon said, inspecting the baby closely.
"Yep, I know what you mean. When it does that I almost don't hate it anymore."
(*Agumon looks at Tai*)
"Almost," Tai said reassuringly as he put the baby in its carrier and went to sleep, leaving it on the floor.
"Goodnight, Tai," Agumon said.
(*yawn*) "Goodnight, Agumon."
Tai was asleep within minutes, and Agumon was too. The snoring was so loud, it was hard to tell who it was actually coming from. (Probably both of them!)
(11:35 PM) Tai smiled in his sleep. He was dreaming. ~ It was a beautiful morning in Tokyo...until a giant marshmallow man started attacking the city!
"Oh, look (*insert name here*), it's the Pilsbury Dough Boy. Oh, isn't that nice? That funny Pilsbury-"
"Wait, wait! That's not the Dough Boy, it's a marshmallow man, (*insert different name here*) !"
"Leaping lizards, you're right! What will we do, (*insert same name as first time*) ?"
"I know! Let's call Ghostbusters!"
(*confused look*) "Who are you gonna call?"
"I said-"
Random person passing by: "Hey, look up there!" (*pointing toward the sky*)
Another random person: "It's a bird!"
Different random person: "It's a plane!"
Yet another random person: "No, it's Superman!"
A COMPLETELY different random person: "No, actually...it is a bird."
Another random person: "Ha! I was right! Go me, go me...."
Different random person: "Huh. I was sure it was a plane. Does it look like a bird to you, Yet another random person?"
Yet another random person: "No, it looked like Superman."
Random person passing by: "No, not that. That!" (*points to another thing in the sky*)
(*All random persons look at it*)
Everyone: "It's SuperTai!" (*cheers*)
SuperTai now fights the evil marshmallow man monster and saves Tokyo from any more destruction. As he flies (yes, he can fly) down to the ground, he is greeted by shouts of "hip-hip-hooray's" and "Go SuperTai".
"No, no, it was my pleasure," Tai, I mean SuperTai, gleams.
Cute girl: "Oh, SuperTai, you're so strong and powerful."
"Well...eh, hehehe......." SuperTai spluttered.
Cute girl: "I was wondering, would you like to come over for dinner sometime? I'd cook dinner for us, and then we could-"~ Cute girl was cut off by the awakening of Tai's dream to a crying noise. WAAAAAAAHHH! The baby was at it again. GRRRRRRRR! (11:48 PM)
*Oh well, too bad for Tai and his dreams!* Tai: "Why do you have to be so evil?" Me: "Sorry, Tai, but this is a comedy. If you slept the whole time, it wouldn't be very funny now, would it?" Tai: "........" Me: "Tai, are you sleeping?! You can't sleep! The story's not over yet! Get up!" Tai: ".........." Me: "AAHHHHH.....oh fine." (*goes to sleep right in front of the computer*)
"Ahh, I'm glad that's over with, right Agumon?" Tai said as the baby finally started to coo and laugh.
"Yeah, it seems so cute and innocent when it's laughing and gurgling all happy," Agumon said, inspecting the baby closely.
"Yep, I know what you mean. When it does that I almost don't hate it anymore."
(*Agumon looks at Tai*)
"Almost," Tai said reassuringly as he put the baby in its carrier and went to sleep, leaving it on the floor.
"Goodnight, Tai," Agumon said.
(*yawn*) "Goodnight, Agumon."
Tai was asleep within minutes, and Agumon was too. The snoring was so loud, it was hard to tell who it was actually coming from. (Probably both of them!)
(11:35 PM) Tai smiled in his sleep. He was dreaming. ~ It was a beautiful morning in Tokyo...until a giant marshmallow man started attacking the city!
"Oh, look (*insert name here*), it's the Pilsbury Dough Boy. Oh, isn't that nice? That funny Pilsbury-"
"Wait, wait! That's not the Dough Boy, it's a marshmallow man, (*insert different name here*) !"
"Leaping lizards, you're right! What will we do, (*insert same name as first time*) ?"
"I know! Let's call Ghostbusters!"
(*confused look*) "Who are you gonna call?"
"I said-"
Random person passing by: "Hey, look up there!" (*pointing toward the sky*)
Another random person: "It's a bird!"
Different random person: "It's a plane!"
Yet another random person: "No, it's Superman!"
A COMPLETELY different random person: "No, actually...it is a bird."
Another random person: "Ha! I was right! Go me, go me...."
Different random person: "Huh. I was sure it was a plane. Does it look like a bird to you, Yet another random person?"
Yet another random person: "No, it looked like Superman."
Random person passing by: "No, not that. That!" (*points to another thing in the sky*)
(*All random persons look at it*)
Everyone: "It's SuperTai!" (*cheers*)
SuperTai now fights the evil marshmallow man monster and saves Tokyo from any more destruction. As he flies (yes, he can fly) down to the ground, he is greeted by shouts of "hip-hip-hooray's" and "Go SuperTai".
"No, no, it was my pleasure," Tai, I mean SuperTai, gleams.
Cute girl: "Oh, SuperTai, you're so strong and powerful."
"Well...eh, hehehe......." SuperTai spluttered.
Cute girl: "I was wondering, would you like to come over for dinner sometime? I'd cook dinner for us, and then we could-"~ Cute girl was cut off by the awakening of Tai's dream to a crying noise. WAAAAAAAHHH! The baby was at it again. GRRRRRRRR! (11:48 PM)
*Oh well, too bad for Tai and his dreams!* Tai: "Why do you have to be so evil?" Me: "Sorry, Tai, but this is a comedy. If you slept the whole time, it wouldn't be very funny now, would it?" Tai: "........" Me: "Tai, are you sleeping?! You can't sleep! The story's not over yet! Get up!" Tai: ".........." Me: "AAHHHHH.....oh fine." (*goes to sleep right in front of the computer*)
