***Authors note** Sorry for all the typos.. Becca's computer is being retarded. Anyway.. I give you chapter two.. muahahahahahahahaha! **Disclaimer** we are Tolkien Purists not Tolkien himself.we just playing with his toys. We promise to give most of them back.**glance over at Legolas and Haldir**

"Hello.I'm your Camp leader Master Elrond.I'll give you your cabin assignments," he glared at the group of students.

Automatically Eowyn's hand shot up. With out even looking Elrond muttered,

"No Eowyn.the dorms are not co-ed .nor will they ever be.no stop asking."

Vana and Luthien stood against the wall waiting as Elrond drew out the long list of names. Luthien took a long drag from her cigarette.

"You know those things are going to kill you,"Vana commented.

"Like I'm gonna last that long.besides you're my friend you should be worried about me remember?"

"Counselors.Luthien.Counselors.." Vana laughed.

"Anarya.Isilya.as much as I'm probably going to regret this.you two in cabin 9.

Luthien and Vana made their way towards the exit when Elrond called from inside.

"By the way Ms.Anarya.put out that cigarette. It's going to kill you!"

After they had finished packing.Vana and Luthien went to go find Haldir and Legolas's cabin. They had to search for a while but finally found it.. cabin 11.They walked in with out bothering to knock. Disturbed were blasting from the stereo and Haldir was head banging on his bunk bed. Luthien walked up and poked him in the small of his back and he fell over on Legolas who was hanging up pictures.

"Dude! I don't swing that way." Legolas shouted as he rubbed his head. "Um.neither do I. and besides.why would I hit on you?"Haldir laughed as he climbed on his bunk bed.

"Care to join me?"Haldir smirked towards Luthien.

Luthien looked at Vana.Vana shrugged and Luthien rolled her eyes and sat beside Haldir.

"See. I know you love Me.," he laughed.

"That's pushing it pal." Luthien said.

Vana reached in her bag and pulled out a deck of cards.

"Anyone for strip poker?" She asked innocently.

Legolas raised an eyebrow and said "Your dirty, dirty girl."

Haldir immediately raised his hand and said, "I'm in!" and looked over at Luthien " as long as you are."

Luthien sighed, "What choice do I have?" And she jumped off the bunk bed.

******************15 minutes later*************************************** The four are sitting on the floor of Vana and Luthien's cabin. Luthien.who just happens to be exceptionally good at cards has the most clothing on. Her shirt and her undergarments. Vana wasn't lucky enough to keep her shirt. Legolas still had his pants. Haldir was sitting crossed-legged in his boxers.

"Wow Haldir.you really suck at this don't you?" Luthien commented.

"Yes well I was hoping you would too."Haldir pouted.

Vana turned to Legolas who was staring at her chest.

"Told you they were real," she smiled.

Luthien got up and whispered something to Vana. Vana nodded and smiled. Then Luthien walked over to Haldir, took his hand and led him out of the cabin.

"What are they doing?"Legolas asked.

"Oh Valar you don't want to know,"Vana said as she drew a card. Legolas cringed.

Vana woke up and looked around. Then she smiled, strip poker works every time. She rolled over to a sleeping Legolas. She poked him and he woke up.

"I'm pretty sure what we did was breaking every camp rule possible," He said.

"Yes well I'm not one to follow the rules,"Vana murmured as she rolled off the bed and proceeded to get dressed.

"You think they had fun?"Vana asked as she buttoned her pants.

"I really prefer no to think about them in that situation thanks,"Legolas said with a grimace.

Legolas and Haldir were laying on their bunks in complete silence. Legolas noticed something some thing black hanging from the bunk above him.

"Luthien was here wasn't she?"Legolas asked flinging it up to Haldir.

"How'd you guess?"Haldir said surprised.

"Because she's the only girl in middle earth absent-minded enough to walk out without her underwear," Legolas muttered.

Legolas grabs a water bottle from the nightstand and takes a swig.

" You and Vana have fun then?" Haldir asked.

"Mmm hmmm" Legolas muttered with his mouth full of water.

" You do realize her brother is Elrond right?"Haldir asked.

"The water burst from Legolas's mouth as he screamed. "What! You didn't bother to tell me till now! Oh dear god.I'm screwed,"

"Literally," Haldir joked.

"Shut up! Don't you get the seriousness of this situation? Need we forget that Luthien is Vana's cousin."

Haldir groaned and banged his head on the wall repeatedly.

"Boy are we in trouble," Legolas remarked.