I have no idea where this story came from, basically that is the origin of the plot. [mindless giggling] I am such an ass.

Plot- plot? What plot?

Explanation then, wise ass: I am wise aren't I? Ok Melissa, (alias First of the Geeks) Me (alias, myself, the Second Geek), Cherice (alias Obsessed With Orli) and other people, all end up hanging out with Jack Sparrow and Legolas on the Black Pearl, actually they can travel to, Melissa and My math classroom, A forest in Middle Earth, Cherice's History Classroom, or The Black Pearl, just by tackling the characters. Quite interesting actually if you are insane and willing to accept the unacceptable is possible.

Huh? - Shut up. Just read.

Well. What else then- this story is told from my POV, so yea

One final note

I love you all, and hope you live LONG and PROSPER! So that you can read more FANFICTION!

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Intro

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Her name was Melissa, and dammit was she bored. She was in her math class when this call started, which meant she was in school, and come on now, school is boring.

So she squeezed her eyes shut and made a wish.

Would it come true?

Yes. Yes it would.

Much to her surprise.

Everything sounds simple and innocent right?

NO! YOU ARE WRONG!

WRONGWRONGWRONG!!!!!!

And the only thing that would ensue from this

is madness.

What else?

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Alright now, that little introduction thing was a little strange, so I am just going to take over the narration from here.

Anyhoo.

Like it said, my name is Melissa. But you all can call me Mel. It would make things a lot less confusing, because I have a best friend named Melissa also.  And I am here to tell you my story. You see, a month ago I was sitting in Math class. My teacher, Mr. C, was droning ON and ON about "matrices" which, I come to find out, is the plural name for matrix. Funny isn't it?

Anyway, I really don't give a rat's ass about what the hell a matrix is, or how to use it.

So I squeezed my eyes shut and made a wish.

"I wish upon everything that is great and funny in the world, that something totally astounding, amazing out of this world, and otherwise unexplainable would happen to me." I mumbled, "and it would involve Jack Sparrow." I added as an afterthought.

Melissa, who was sitting next to me, looked up with interest. "Did you just say Jack Sparrow?"

I opened my eyes, and looked over to her. "I made a wish." I replied.

"About Jack Sparrow?" She said looking at me with a Look in her eyes. "I wish it would come true."

I turned around and faced the front of the classroom, about to make an insanely clever comeback, but something stopped me. That something, was wearing a tricorn hat, an over coat, and I noticed, very killer boots.

"Um, Melissa. I think it just did." I said not taking my eyes off the man. Yes ladies and Gentlemen. Jack Sparrow was standing right behind my Math teacher looking like he was about to kill someone.

My teacher, was obviously, oblivious to this fact. "When you multiply the Matrices- [he bumped into Jack] oh excuse me,  when you multiply them, you have to remember- WHAT THE HELL!?!"

Jack looked him up and down for a moment. "You took the words right out of my mouth mate."

At this point everyone in the classroom was staring wildly at him, wondering (I'll bet) what the hell this Pirate man was doing at the front of the classroom taunting my teacher.

Just then Jack pulled out his pistol as he yelled at my teacher, "NO MATE!"

Everyone screamed and ducked below their desks. Except for me and Melissa, who continued staring wide eyed at him. Jack then pointed the gun to our math teacher's head, and Melissa and me look at each other.

Luckily we were both thinking the same thing, as we jumped up from our seats. We hopped onto our desks, and race across several others before sailing halfway across the room, and landing with a thud as we tackled the swashbuckling Pirate to the ground.

" WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON?!" he yelled thrashing his arms around, he looked up. "Oh, why hello lasses."

"Hi…" I said cautiously, rolling off of him

"Hola, Captain." Melissa said falling off as he stood up.

I looked Jack up and down for a moment, convinced that I was dreaming. He interrupted my thoughts when he said, "Like what you see?" with a cheeky smile.

I rolled my eyes, at him. He reminded me of the captain of the football team, Jason Pope. Stupid Jock.

Anyway.

As I rolled my eyes, I looked around. "You guys, um, were not in the math room anymore."

Melissa looked around and said, "What gives you that idea?"

"Well it could be the lack of bricks, the open sky, grass below, and trees over there." I said pointing to the trees at the edge of the clearing we were in.

"Hmmm." Jack said stroking his chin braids. "That's very astute of you."

I looked over at him with a curious look, "Dumbass with a stick." I mumbled.

"No, actually I have a sword," he replied pulling said sword out. "See?" he continued pointing to it.

I blinked for a moment, as he re-sheathed it.

"Hey Mel, what exactly did you wish for?"  Melissa asked breaking the silence that followed the blinking.

"Not this." I said looking around again.

Jack walked over to me, and wrapped his arm around my shoulder. "Love, Belle, right?"

"Mel." I replied irritated. I pushed his arm off my shoulder.

"Mel, Belle, whatever," he continued waving his arms in my face. "What is that lass over there talking about, this "Wish", where the BLOODY hell are we, and WHO ARE YOU TWO!"

Melissa looked a little out of it, as she looked around and replied, "This could be a fanfic."

I looked back at her and said "It probably will be one later." See? We even knew back then it was going to be a fic.

But anyway, Jack looked at us angrily as he said, "Ladies? Did you forget about 'ol Jack over here?"

I looked back at him and replied with, "Oh yea, you. Well, to answer your questions, in no particular order, I am Melissa, as is she." I gestured to Melissa.

Jack looked over my shoulder at her with his eyes open wide and his mouth slightly open. "Yer both Melissa? Can I call you Belle just to make things easier?"

I threw my head back in anguish, "NO! I am MEL call me MEL."

"Hows about I call her Melissa Number One, and you I call Melissa Number Two?" he asked pointing at Melissa then myself

"NO! CALL ME MEL, YOU DUMBASS WITH A STICK!" I yelled getting very pissed. This guy was SO unbelievably headstrong it was hurting my head. I swear, he was worse than me.

"Sword, love. I have a sword," he said pointing to his side, where the sword was.

I fumed at him for a moment, before Melissa started to answer his remaining questions. "Jack, to answer your remaining questions, MEL, made a wish that something, strange and unusual would happen, and it would involve you. And where we are right now, is, well it looks like a forest."

"I noticed that." Jack replied looking wide eyed at her.  "Anyway. Love, Melissa, er, MEL, you can just wish me back now, I was doing something kind of important."

"And what would that be, JACK." I asked putting my hands on my hips

He looked at me and arched and eyebrow. "Love, I don't remember, I think it had something to do with the ship and rum." He opened his eyes wide at and pointed at me. "And you KNOW that has to be important."

Melissa and I both looked at him skeptically for a moment.

"What?' he replied looking innocent.

I shook my head slowly, and something caught my eye. And THIS something, was a tall Blond headed dude hiding behind a tree.

"AHHHHHOLYCRAPARONI!" I screamed frantically pointing to Blondie.

Jack and Melissa both jumped and turned to face my point. My eyes were wide open as I realized where we were, and who exactly Blondie was.

"Fuck Me." I mumbled.

Jack turned around and eyed me. "That can be arranged Love." I stared at him wide eyed. And really disgusted, he however just smiled, and turned back around.

"Mel, what is it? I can't see anything, WHAT IS IT?!?" Melissa screeched wildly scanning the tree line.

"Oh nothing," I replied calmly, looking back at Blondie, "It's just Legolas Greenleaf IS STANDING BEHIND THAT TREE!" I started screaming again as I jumped up and down.

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Ok all so here is your chance, tell me, was that funny? Did it suck? Should I continue? Hmmmm?

Flames are welcome, but I will just flame your flame, soo, if you don't feel like being bashed by the great and powerful me, I suggest you don't do it.

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Byebye!