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The two elves stood in complete silence for what seemed like hours. Legolas turned to Haldir.
"Well we better get to the mess hall if we want to get any breakfast today."
Haldir eyes widened "OH YA! Food!"
He jumped off his bunk and ran out the door with Legolas close behind him.
****************Legolas's POV*********************
As Legolas ran down the wooded trail that led to the mess hall he began to think what the hell he was going to do if Elrond ever found out he. well to put it bluntly fucked his baby sister. He was still pondering the topic when a hand slapped his ass and a voice whispered in his ear.
"So I was wrong there was some fruit down there."
It was Vana. He grinned. Valar only knows how perfect she is. But then he remembered that she was Elrond's little sister. He turned around to face Vana (who had not removed her had from his butt).
"So when were you exactly gonna tell me?"
"Tell you what?" she flipped her hair
"Tell me that your older brother is our head Counselor." He said this all with a very shocked look on his face.
"Oh ya.that." She looked somewhat embarrassed. "Well she the thought crossed my mind right about the time when your pants were down around your ankles, so I figured that it wasn't exactly the best time to tell you." "But if it makes you feel better I'll make it up to you." She winked one of her emerald eyes. *********************End of POV***********************************
Luthien was now walking next to the Vana and Legolas.
"So you and Haldir have fun last night.I know he did."
Luthien looked at Legolas with a very pissed off look.
"I never screw and tell.besides what dose it matter I'll be dead by the end of this summer."
Vana slapped Luthien across the face.
"Don't joke about things like that Luthien." A wicked grin spread across Luthien's face
"Who ever said I was joking." her eyes lightened up.
With that the three elves walked into the mess hall. As they scanned the room for seats they saw Haldir, he had a table and was waving to get their attention.
The four began to eat breakfast. "So" Vana inquired "whose who in this joint?" Legolas pointed over to a group of humans "ok that's Eowyn and her brother Eomir, total preps." "And there" he pointed to two other males "That's Boromir and his little bro Faramir ."
"And over there." He stopped mid sentence and ducked under the table. Haldir grinned. At the same moment two rather slender hands reached under the table and pulled on Legolas until he came out.
"Well well well what have we here." It was Arwen. "Thought you could hide from me did you Legolas well you were terribly mistaken." She stopped and turned mid scolding as Vana poked her. "Hello there my dear nice why are you harassing this fine prince?" Vana said all this with a rather strained look on her face.
"Cut the crap Vana, we all you hate me just as much as I hate you, and about Legolas just collecting what he owes me that's all." With that smart comment she kissed him on the lips and walked away.
"What the Hell?" Legolas looked at Vana "don't aunts generally like their nieces?"
Vana smiled "well ya see she's almost more like a sister, my bro Elrond's almost been like a father to me, ever since our mom croked like 5 years ago. And since I was kinda a accident baby I'm a lot younger than Elrond."
"Freaky" Legolas commented
"Totally Haldir agreed
"Speaking of freaky what was the whole Arwen thing about Leggy" Luthien commented as she stuffed a piece of toast into her mouth.
"Me and her were a thing last summer that's all." Legolas replied with a smile
"Ahh I see ." Vana winced
The four friends continued to eat their food in silence until loud yelling from the other end of the mess hall rudely interrupted it.
"Faramir don't you See? I love you! I love you more than life it's self! I want you! I need you! Don't you see I can give you the world! Just say you love me!" a human was down on the floor in front of Faramir, he hade chin length black hair that was kind of greasy, his right ear was pierced and he was warring a T-shirt that read I want Faramir.
"Who the hell is that guy?" Vana asked Haldir
"That's Aragorn the heir to the thrown of Gondor" Legolas answered because Haldir was to busy being overcome by fits of laughter to speak.
Just then the red haired human that was Faramir opened his mouth
"I.L-ugh!!!"
His older brother grabbed him and covered his mouth so he couldn't finish what he was going to say.
"You don't have to answer him Faraie,"
And with that Boromir threw Faramir over his shoulder and walked out of the mess hall. Faramir bit his brothers hand and screamed
"Aragorn! Wait for me my love!"
The black haired human's face lit up with joy. "I will wait for you until the day I die My Love, my life, My Faramir!"
With that he chased Boromir out of the mess hall.
"So that was the great Aragorn of Gondor?" Luthien asked Legolas
"Yupp that's him, fruity as they come I'm afraid." He answered her with a laugh
"Valar save Gondor they're going to be ruled by a homo!" Vana said rising her glass of juice.
The other three elves raised their glassed as well
"Valar save Gondor!" they all said in unisin
Authors Notes: Well I hope you guys liked it! This chapter was dedicated to Sweet Sorrow the first person to review us! Please Review! And we will write more!!!!
The two elves stood in complete silence for what seemed like hours. Legolas turned to Haldir.
"Well we better get to the mess hall if we want to get any breakfast today."
Haldir eyes widened "OH YA! Food!"
He jumped off his bunk and ran out the door with Legolas close behind him.
****************Legolas's POV*********************
As Legolas ran down the wooded trail that led to the mess hall he began to think what the hell he was going to do if Elrond ever found out he. well to put it bluntly fucked his baby sister. He was still pondering the topic when a hand slapped his ass and a voice whispered in his ear.
"So I was wrong there was some fruit down there."
It was Vana. He grinned. Valar only knows how perfect she is. But then he remembered that she was Elrond's little sister. He turned around to face Vana (who had not removed her had from his butt).
"So when were you exactly gonna tell me?"
"Tell you what?" she flipped her hair
"Tell me that your older brother is our head Counselor." He said this all with a very shocked look on his face.
"Oh ya.that." She looked somewhat embarrassed. "Well she the thought crossed my mind right about the time when your pants were down around your ankles, so I figured that it wasn't exactly the best time to tell you." "But if it makes you feel better I'll make it up to you." She winked one of her emerald eyes. *********************End of POV***********************************
Luthien was now walking next to the Vana and Legolas.
"So you and Haldir have fun last night.I know he did."
Luthien looked at Legolas with a very pissed off look.
"I never screw and tell.besides what dose it matter I'll be dead by the end of this summer."
Vana slapped Luthien across the face.
"Don't joke about things like that Luthien." A wicked grin spread across Luthien's face
"Who ever said I was joking." her eyes lightened up.
With that the three elves walked into the mess hall. As they scanned the room for seats they saw Haldir, he had a table and was waving to get their attention.
The four began to eat breakfast. "So" Vana inquired "whose who in this joint?" Legolas pointed over to a group of humans "ok that's Eowyn and her brother Eomir, total preps." "And there" he pointed to two other males "That's Boromir and his little bro Faramir ."
"And over there." He stopped mid sentence and ducked under the table. Haldir grinned. At the same moment two rather slender hands reached under the table and pulled on Legolas until he came out.
"Well well well what have we here." It was Arwen. "Thought you could hide from me did you Legolas well you were terribly mistaken." She stopped and turned mid scolding as Vana poked her. "Hello there my dear nice why are you harassing this fine prince?" Vana said all this with a rather strained look on her face.
"Cut the crap Vana, we all you hate me just as much as I hate you, and about Legolas just collecting what he owes me that's all." With that smart comment she kissed him on the lips and walked away.
"What the Hell?" Legolas looked at Vana "don't aunts generally like their nieces?"
Vana smiled "well ya see she's almost more like a sister, my bro Elrond's almost been like a father to me, ever since our mom croked like 5 years ago. And since I was kinda a accident baby I'm a lot younger than Elrond."
"Freaky" Legolas commented
"Totally Haldir agreed
"Speaking of freaky what was the whole Arwen thing about Leggy" Luthien commented as she stuffed a piece of toast into her mouth.
"Me and her were a thing last summer that's all." Legolas replied with a smile
"Ahh I see ." Vana winced
The four friends continued to eat their food in silence until loud yelling from the other end of the mess hall rudely interrupted it.
"Faramir don't you See? I love you! I love you more than life it's self! I want you! I need you! Don't you see I can give you the world! Just say you love me!" a human was down on the floor in front of Faramir, he hade chin length black hair that was kind of greasy, his right ear was pierced and he was warring a T-shirt that read I want Faramir.
"Who the hell is that guy?" Vana asked Haldir
"That's Aragorn the heir to the thrown of Gondor" Legolas answered because Haldir was to busy being overcome by fits of laughter to speak.
Just then the red haired human that was Faramir opened his mouth
"I.L-ugh!!!"
His older brother grabbed him and covered his mouth so he couldn't finish what he was going to say.
"You don't have to answer him Faraie,"
And with that Boromir threw Faramir over his shoulder and walked out of the mess hall. Faramir bit his brothers hand and screamed
"Aragorn! Wait for me my love!"
The black haired human's face lit up with joy. "I will wait for you until the day I die My Love, my life, My Faramir!"
With that he chased Boromir out of the mess hall.
"So that was the great Aragorn of Gondor?" Luthien asked Legolas
"Yupp that's him, fruity as they come I'm afraid." He answered her with a laugh
"Valar save Gondor they're going to be ruled by a homo!" Vana said rising her glass of juice.
The other three elves raised their glassed as well
"Valar save Gondor!" they all said in unisin
Authors Notes: Well I hope you guys liked it! This chapter was dedicated to Sweet Sorrow the first person to review us! Please Review! And we will write more!!!!
