WOO! You guys! Ten whole reviews! I feel so loved. [beam!] [throws out cans of silly string, and boxes of pirate booty]

Ok little bit of review replies first…

First of the- Melissa is an idiot: we don't, but I'll bet you like being kicked up into sophomore math don't cha? If not...pretend your 16.

MickJaggerasFrankandAlex: weirdness is my specialty, what can I say? I don't know where all this stuff originates from. Actually I think I do. I was bored in Math class, and made up something I wanted to happen to me at that moment. So yea! Boredom is greatness!

Lena: I am honored to be considered one of the funniest people you know! Woo! You make me feel warm and fuzzy inside! [sigh] I love you!

Sweet A.K.: tee hee, thank you! The next postageness will be right now! Woo!

SoccerGurl703: wee! I am glad you love it! And I am definitely planning on continuing! Until the END! Viva la Humor!

Jashi: right well…erm…. Ok? Hehehe! I know I am a little comma happy (as opposed to Trigger happy get it?! No? ok nvm) woo!

Cherice is a dumbass: hahah! Um, you know what? Ok! HAY! Your in this chapter! Woo! Party down!

CeopatraVII: of course I will bring more!

Captain Sparrows Pet: you sound a lot like me…

Lemluvspirates: DOODE! A character in one of my stories is Lem, I dunno if you have read it but, yea! There is a reason for it though, lem is my name spelled backwards! Woo! Get it?! Mel Lem? WOO! Oh cool! Jack stickers!

LOOKEE MEE!

Ok if you can identify the line in here that is used in another story of mine, I will give you another can of silly string, and GOLD MEDALLIONS!

Ok nuff of that! Here goes the fun stuff!

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"Wait, WHAT!?!" Melissa screamed scanning the treeline even wilder, if possible, than before.

"THE ELF! I CAN SEE THE ELF! LEGOLAAAAAAAS!" I yelled running around in circles.

"What the bloody 'ell is an elf?" Jack asked looking back at me with a bewildered look.

I would have answered, or smacked him on the head, if Legolas had not jumped out from behind the tree, with his bow aimed up Jack's nose.

"Ouch, that looks like it hurts…" Melissa mumbled looking over to him.

"Who are you, and How did you get here?" Legolas, growled at Jack.

"ImCaptianJackSparrowmate." He answered wide eyed. (I would assume the reason being he had a arrow up his nose?)  but then he looked at Legolas interested. "You look kind of familiar, have you threatened me before?"

I groaned at the over used and terribly predictable line.

"No, I have never met you before."  Legolas replied not letting his guard down.

"You sure mate? Now that I think of it, you kind of look like this guy I once knew…" Jack said tilting his head.

"No, I have never met you, and now that I think of it, I have no real desire to ever see you again. But tell me, why are you in this forest, with two maidens?" Legolas replied shoving the arrow just a little farther up Jack's nose.

I decided that since Jack was being an ass about "knowing" Legolas, that maybe I should take over from here. "Down! Jack!"

However before I could get more than that out, Melissa realized who was standing in front of her. It took her a while, but give her some credit, he is naught but a humble blond. "LEGOLAS!"

The said elf jumped about three feet in the air.

"OH MY GOD! It is sooooo! Nice to meet you! I AM IRETH VARDAMIR!" she squealed running up to him and jumping up and down. Thank you, stupid online Elvish name generator. Incase you can't tell from that previous snide remark, Ireth Vardamir is Melissa's Elvish name, according to the online thing.

 I mentally slapped my forehead, as Legolas looked at her and said, "Excuse me?"

This time before anyone could interrupt, I jumped up to put my two cents in, "Her name is Melissa, as is mine, um, your highness."

Now I know what you all are thinking, "Suck up" "Brown Nose" "Stupid Mary Sue." Well you guys can think what you want. This elf guy was really scary in real life, at least when it comes to protecting things. He looked like the kind of guy that you had to suck up to until he told you to stop, or shot your head off. I really wanted to keep my head at the time, so I sucked up. Leave me alone.

Legolas looked over to me, and his steely gaze softened a little, but only a little. "This man does not look like one to trust, why is it that you two are traveling with him?"

Jack looked over to me, then back at Legolas. "HAY!" he yelled when, I guess, he realized what Legolas had said about him looking untrustworthy. Legolas replied by shoving the arrow a little farther up Jack's nose. "They aren't traveling with me mate, it's them [he points to Melissa and myself] who brought me here."

I held up my hands in defense. "We didn't do anything."

Jack turned his eyes, (seeing as that was the only thing he COULD turn at the moment) to me and said, "You ran into ME and then we were here. As far as I see it, YOU two did it all."

"Hey!" Melissa said coming to, what I thought was, my defense. "I didn't do ANYTHING! It was MEL who made the WISH!"

I glared at her, then looked over to Legolas, who was looking at her funny also. "Did you just say, "wished'?" he asked looking quite frightened.

Jack took Leoglas' moment of distraction to get the upper hand. He drew his pistol and aimed it at Legolas's head. "Alright now mate, if I were you, I would put the arrow down."

"DUMBASS WITH A STICK!" I screeched kicking Jack's shin. "Do NOT point a gun to the Prince of Mirkwood's head!"

Jack dropped his gun and looked wide eyed.  "Prince?"

"YES!" I seethed towards him, "Now will you let him keep talking?"

Legolas re-positioned his arrow back at Jack's nose, and continued. "You said wished correct?"

I slowly nodded my head, wondering what the hell he was getting at.

"Well," he put down his arrow, and abruptly turned to face the tree line where he had emerged from, moments ago. "YOU!" he said pointing to a tree, "Get out here!"

I stared at Legolas for a moment, thinking he had gone insane, when who should jump out from behind the tree but, my other buddy, Cherice!

"Hi guys!" she said with a stupid grin. "Howya dooin?"

"CHERICE!" Melissa and I screamed at the same time, as we both ran over to her, and tackled her in a giant "We Are All Friends Here" hug.

"OH MY GENTILE JESUS! GET THE HELL OFFA ME!"  Cherice screamed, waving her arms and legs everywhere.

Behind me I heard Jack say "Good God, it's another one! My day just got SO much better!"

I decided to ignore that comment and ask Cherice, "how the hell did you get here?"  I stood up, and pulled her up by the arm.

"Well, you see, there is a highly great and all powerful explanation to that question. Unfortunately the only one I can think of is neither of those things…"

she said standing up and looking like she was actually having a very serious conversation. Which of course is never the case.

"Well what is your explanation then?" Melissa said still on the ground, sitting cross legged and looking up.

"I made a wish, and all of a sudden my Legolassy was in my History room!" Cherice finished with a GIANT grin.

"What is this? Grant every goddamned fangirl's wish day?" I mumbled to myself, truly curious.

"I don't know, but whatever day it is, it is a good day." Jack said sauntering up to us and slapping me on the ass.

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But you all know, I am gonna do something not nice to Jack for slapping my ass right?

Sorry to cut you all off like this, but I really wanted to get a bit posted before I had to leave, (for alas I am at the library)

Hay guys! Thunderstorm out side! Lighting is cool!

Yea!

Live on and be Merry!

Hahah!

Yea, go be a hobbit.