All right guys I lied. There will be no Will in this chapter…I am sorry! [Gets bombarded by Will fangirls] AHHH! I said SORRY! HE WILL BE IN LATER CHAPTERS! [Fangirls back off but only a little] it didn't work to add him in here, but he will be in later! I PROMISE!

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I realized I was falling when I hit the water, I realized I had hit the water when I was about three feet below the surface. 'Damn Sparrow' I remember thinking as I looked up at the surface. I then found out the hard way, that salt burns ones eyes. I squeezed them shut and could feel tears starting to form. Come on man, IT BURNED! You would start crying too if you got an eye full of salt. I started to kick myself to the surface, but instead felt myself being grabbed around the waist and pulled up.

"I keep havin to save all these bloody woman." I heard Jack mumble as he started to swim back to the ship.

"I am quite capable of swimming myself thankyouverymuch." I said trying to peel his arm from my waist.

He let me go as we neared the ship. I clung to the rope on the side, as Jack gestured me to go up. "Ladies first." He said smiling.

I narrowed my eyes at him. I knew that he was planning something mischievous. But I made the mistake of ignoring it and climbing up anyway. I started to have a Smèagol/Gollum moment by arguing with myself. Let's just call it a Melissa/Lemissa moment.

'Well that was kinda nice. He jumped after me.' Lemissa thought.

'Yea, but he is kinda perverted.' I thought back.

'Well he is a pirate.' Lemissa argued.

'Pirates don't save damsels in distress.' I thought.

'Yes they do.' Lemissa thought

'You are thinking of Hollywood Pirates. Errol Flynn?' I replied.

'Oh.'

But then something happened that both of my "people" could agree that was really not too nice.

'SPARROW GRABBED MY ASS!' we both thought.

"AHHHH!" I screamed instinctively kicking him.

I immediately felt the release of my butt, and heard a splash below. Quicker than quick itself I scurried up the remaining length of the rope and jumped over the railing.

To get the upper hand in the situation I jumped up and climbed the mast. I swung my leg over and sat on one of the yards. Looking down I had a pretty good view of everything.

Jack climbed back up, and I noticed a pretty nice red mark on his forehead. He looked around for a moment, then shook his head. I watched in utter amazement as all his beads and hair and crap went flying. Water went everywhere. Some of it even hit ME and I was a good twenty feet off the deck!

"GUH!" I moaned wiping my face. Jack looked up frightened for a moment, before he realized that it was only me.

"What are you doin up there Love?!" he yelled walking over to the base of the mast.

"Trying my best to keep me and my ass away from you!" I yelled back laying down and wrapping my arms around the yard. Being up high scared the crap outta me and I wanted to try my best and not to die before I got home. All of a sudden something occurred to me. "Hey!" I yelled down.

"What?" Jack said leaning against the mast.

"Where is your crew?" No one was anywhere. And you know, I thought that you needed at least two people to get a ship going.

"I don't know Love." Jack turned and started climbing up the mast. "You are gonna hurt yourself if you stay up there."

I looked down at him and panicked. I did not want him to join me especially when I was trying to get away from him. I didn't want to try and escape his grabbing hands when I was so high. "STAY THERE!" I yelled pointing to him.

Jack however, didn't seem to care what I thought about him moving because he kept climbing. I took a deep breath and slowly pulled my self up to a crawling position. My knees were barely allowed to stay on because the yard was rounded. I began to crawl towards the nearest rope. Grabbing on to it for dear life, I undid the knot and prayed to every god that I could think of, that when I used it to get down I wouldn't die.

Holding on tightly, I rolled off the yard and fell towards the deck. THANKFULLY the rope proved itself a good rope when it stopped short of the deck by three feet, and allowed me to drop safely to it. However about a second later, it proved itself a very bad rope when the sail came crashing down on my head.

"AHH! MOTHERFUCKER!" I screamed as it landed on me. I fell on the deck and felt like I was being smothered. All I could see was the black canvas. Sure you might think this not so bad, but if you really think hard you will realize that sail material, or canvas, has to be really heavy in order to be used properly. So there I was lying flat on my back with a giant sail covering me. I thought I was gonna die.

When one thinks that they are about to die, they make really weird and unusual decisions, which is what I did when I yelled, "JACK! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COME HELP ME!!!!" I started wildly thrashing and slashing at the sail in a weak attempt to get it off.

"Hold still Love!" I heard from above me somewhere above me, or to the side. I wasn't quite in a mood to give a damn as to where he was, as long as he got me out. The very next second, I heard a ripping noise as I saw the glint of a knife pass uncomfortably close to my head.

"GOOD LORD!" I screamed, as he pulled me out of the hole made by said knife. I laid on my back for a moment breathing heavily. Looking over at him I saw that he was sitting on his knees looking rather smug. "Thank you." I said narrowing my eyes.

"I-" he started, but before he could continue, he was interrupted by a 'poof' and a crash behind us.

"OH MY GOD YOU JERK! HOW COULD YOU TACKLE MY LEGOLASY MELISSA ?!?!?!?!" I heard Cherice howl.

I turned around and saw Melissa lying on top of Cherice and Legolas. "Melissa! Thank GOD!" I screamed jumping up and thanking the gods she had realized how to get here.

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