YAY! More chapter-ness!

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Jack turned and looked at Cherice and Melissa. "OH LOOK! It's the other ones!!" he sounded quite happy that they had been able to figure out how to get here too, but I think for a different reason. In fact I am pretty damn sure of it. Pervy Pirate.

The girls looked stood up and looked at Jack like he was insane, at least Cherice did. Melissa kinda looked at him like she was going to swoon and pass out or something.

"Ladies! So nice to see you again!" Jack squealed walking up to them and wrapping his arms around their shoulders. Melissa looked particularly happy about this, but Cherice looked like she was about to kill something.

"GET YOUR NASTY PIRATE PAWS OFFA ME!" Cherice yelped flinging Jack's arm off of her shoulder.

"Rice, you are an idiot!" Melissa said hugging Jack around the waist.

"Ooh! This is fun!" Jack said looking like he was in heaven.

"Don't call me Rice." Cherice said looking positively poisonous.

"Cherice, shut up, it's not my fault you fancy a Nancy Prancy elf boy." Melissa said looking up at Jack with a stupid grin on her face.

Everything went silent. Even the waves seemed to have ceased crashing. Melissa's face paled and Jack looked at her quite puzzled.

You see, if you make fun of Cherice's Legolas, then you can be sure that hell is to follow.

"What…did…..you…….say?" Cherice said balling her fists and sprouting a very EVIL look. Even I was frightened.

"Oh shit." Melissa said very quietly. She turned and faced Cherice who had Horns coming out of her head, and steam out of her ears.

"You two!" I yelled grabbing Legolas and Jack, "Get back!" I took several steps back, and pulled them with me.

"What in the name of Valor is going on?!" Legolas said looking a bit panicked.

"It's best just to sit back, watch, and wait until it's over." I said looking up at him.

"Cat fight?" Jack asked looking down at me.

"Cat fight." I replied looking gravely back up at him.

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Ok short I know, but guess what? The next chapter? Yea, that is gonna be the cat fight.

And just for a twist, I am going to turn the girls into mary-sues for it, just so they can have "Magical Powers" to kick each others asses with.

But only for that chapter..ok!?

Ok!

See you for now!