Disclaimer: Ok you all know the drill.I don't own LOTR nor do I own any
of the absolutely dreamy characters that Tolkien created.
Authors notes: this should be a pretty interesting chapter (he he I bet you want to know who loses, I know!)
The rest of the day passed by in a haze of excitement for the elves, for, as they all knew that night they were going to see one of the two hottest elves in Middle Earth jump naked into freezing cold water.
What could be more entertaining? Perhaps there was something more entertaining, and that was on all the Elvin girls' minds, being the girl that happened to be in the lake with the guy who lost.
As Luthien Haldir Legolas and Vana sat in the Mess hall eating their supper. Luthien chuckled to herself, what hade she done this time.
What ever it was she thought it should be very fun.
Haldir couldn't manage to keep still he was shaking all over.
"Getting nervous are we Haldir?" Legolas smiled though it stopped abruptly when he himself dropped his fork.
"I don't know Legs you tell me?"
The little argument that had begun was put to a sudden stop when two elves came over to join them.
One of them grasps Luthien's Hand as he said in the friendliest of voices.
"Hay .is it to late to place a bet?"
A smile spread across Luthien's face.
"Please, like I would ever turn down a gambler, who on and how much?"
"$25 on my little bro to lose!"
With that he slid into the seat next to Haldir.
Haldir clapped the elf on the shoulder.
"Guys this is by older brother Orophin."
"Hay Lu, I'll bet the same as Orophin."
Then the other Elf took a seat next to Vana. Looking at her with a very self-confident smile he said.
" And who might you be oh fair one, though I truly do not think that there are words to go with such a face."
"Well you are mistaken there are words and they are Vanatarsarwen, but everyone calls me Vana."
"Well the Fair Vana care to join me for a swim later this evening?"
"Would if I could but I can't.um.what was your name I believe you failed to tell me it before you began blatantly hitting on me. You also forgot to ask me if I was taken, which sorry to say I am."
"Then Fair one I will just have to admire you from a far until your blasted Boy, who ever it may be is out of my way."
"That would be me." Legolas chimed in from the other side of Vana
"Rumil you seem to have a problem with hitting on my girlfriends, Vana is off limits."
"Legolas, dear Legolas, there are truly no boundaries in this world, no real black and white if you will."
"I'll name a few."Legolas snarled
"Vana.Mine.no touch.not allowed.off limits.enough for you Rumil?"
"Yes Legolas, I understand, though your words will never stop the way I feel for Vana."
Legolas began to stand up; he looked as though he was going to hit Rumil.
Luthien placed a hand on Legolas' chest
"I like a fight as well as the next girl but you have a competition to get to and you can't be late."
"Very well then.lets go."
He motioned to Haldir and the rest of the group. The he stooped over to allow Vana to climb on his back. He held her ankles around his waist and began to walk away. She began to suck on the tips on his pointed ears very playfully as they walked off. ******************Rumil's POV***************************
As Rumil watched Legolas with Vana on his back, her pink tough licking the tips of his ears, his face burned with envy.
That girl, that beautiful, seductive, wonderful girl, would be his. No matter what he hade to do Vanatarsarwen would be his.
******************End of POV***************************
It's a funny thing Legolas thought as he stood by the edge of the Archery range, when you are dreading something then time seems to speed up as so in no time you are facing what you were dreading, and yet when you are anticipating something then it seem to take ages to come about.
He was stirred from his thoughts by Luthien's voice.
"Ok heres the story from A-Z, what's going down here is top secret, if any of the Councilors find out then we will find out who rated on us and I personally will rig out you innards and make you choke to death on you own stomach acid."
A rather pleased expression passed across her face as though the prospects of fulfilling such a threat would be quite pleasant. Then she again gave her attention to the crowd (which was now very quite).
"You dig? Good! Then Vana will hand our two contestants their bows and the games shall begin."
Vana passed the bows and quivers to the two elves. Then she spoke in a rather mischievous voice just loud enough for the entire crowd to hear her.
"All right the name of the game is Ten arrow dash, the name is pretty self explanatory, each of our players has ten arrows and he will shot all ten at the following target when each has used up his arrows then we will tally the points, you all will collect or lose you money depending on the outcome and then the loser will strip and take a dip, ya all ready for this?"
The crowd of elves cheered
"Ok! On your marks.." The elves knocked their arrows
"Get set!" they drew back the strings.
"GO!" with a whoosh of air the arrows began to fly.
The game only lasted a matter of seconds then all fell silent.
Vana and Luthien each stepped up to a target (Vana to Haldirs and Luthien to Legolas')
Everyone seemed to be holding their breath as they waited for the scores to come in.
Then Vana and Luthien turned around and holding straight faces, Vana nodded at Luthien and she spoke.
"Legolas of Mirkwood: 129!"
The crowd yelled with glee, that was really good, the best you could get in this game was 130 and that was almost impossible, it looked like Haldir was going to be taking a dip. But Vana held up her hand for silence.
"Haldir of Lothlorien 130! We have Winner!!!"
Haldir looked shocked but nothing in compared to Legolas.
"Well then I believe you may all collect or pay your Deus and meet us at the dock in lets say 10 minutes."
***************************10 minutes******************************
The entire crowd was gathered around the dock, Haldir was being congratulated on his perfect score and Legolas was in the bush stripping.
"Leggy! Time to come out! Your viewers are waiting!" Luthien shouted to the bush.
******************************Luthien's POV*************************
Every one was waiting, waiting and watching as Legolas emerged from the bush.
Wow, was all she could manage to think as she saw Legolas. Wow seemed to sum it all up, that elf was fine.
She had a sudden impulse to go congratulate Vana on her catch, and then it crossed her mind that she hadn't seen Vana for 10 minutes, odd she of all people was least likely to miss a Legolas strip show.
She shock off these thoughts and went back to watching the gorgeous elf that was now walking down the dock to the lakes edge.
***************************Legolas' POV*****************************
His cheeks were burning with embarrassment, he knew as well as the next elf that he had nothing to be embarrassed about but nonetheless he didn't like striping for large groups of people.
Not only was he embarrassed that he was now naked in front of most of the fellow elves at the camp but he had lost to Haldir. He and Haldir hade been friends most of their lives and hade been competing at things just as long, Legolas had always been better that Haldir, no matter what they did, and now he had been beaten. There was no question about it his pride had been hurt.
The end of the dock was very near; he turned around to catcalls from all the girls in the audience and waved before he took the plunge into the lake.
The water was freezing and that was saying something because elves don't usually feel cold. But as his body became used to it he found it quite pleasant.
"You can come out now Leggs!" Luthien shouted from the dock
"No thanks Lu can you leave my clothes by the dock and I'll get them when I come out, later."
"Ok Leggs your crazy."
Oh great the suicidal chick was calling him crazy that's a first.
As he continued to swim he felt icy hands creep up his back.
He jumped and spun around. There was no one there.
He turned back around to see Vana.
"Just thought I'd join you."
She kissed him.he held the kiss.
"My pleasure." He winked
She ran her hands down his legs under the water and whispered.
"The pleasure is all mine."
The two began to swim towards the shore. There was a dock ahead; they slid up onto the beach that was under it. She pressed her body angst his, Oh Valar she was great.
They kissed.again. All was in bliss until a voice broke the silence. "OH VALAR! VANATASARWEN! WHAT IN ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH ARE YOU DOING? AND WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?"
It was Elrond who was standing next to the dock, shit he thought now they were in for it.
Authors notes: please review! I love you all
Authors notes: this should be a pretty interesting chapter (he he I bet you want to know who loses, I know!)
The rest of the day passed by in a haze of excitement for the elves, for, as they all knew that night they were going to see one of the two hottest elves in Middle Earth jump naked into freezing cold water.
What could be more entertaining? Perhaps there was something more entertaining, and that was on all the Elvin girls' minds, being the girl that happened to be in the lake with the guy who lost.
As Luthien Haldir Legolas and Vana sat in the Mess hall eating their supper. Luthien chuckled to herself, what hade she done this time.
What ever it was she thought it should be very fun.
Haldir couldn't manage to keep still he was shaking all over.
"Getting nervous are we Haldir?" Legolas smiled though it stopped abruptly when he himself dropped his fork.
"I don't know Legs you tell me?"
The little argument that had begun was put to a sudden stop when two elves came over to join them.
One of them grasps Luthien's Hand as he said in the friendliest of voices.
"Hay .is it to late to place a bet?"
A smile spread across Luthien's face.
"Please, like I would ever turn down a gambler, who on and how much?"
"$25 on my little bro to lose!"
With that he slid into the seat next to Haldir.
Haldir clapped the elf on the shoulder.
"Guys this is by older brother Orophin."
"Hay Lu, I'll bet the same as Orophin."
Then the other Elf took a seat next to Vana. Looking at her with a very self-confident smile he said.
" And who might you be oh fair one, though I truly do not think that there are words to go with such a face."
"Well you are mistaken there are words and they are Vanatarsarwen, but everyone calls me Vana."
"Well the Fair Vana care to join me for a swim later this evening?"
"Would if I could but I can't.um.what was your name I believe you failed to tell me it before you began blatantly hitting on me. You also forgot to ask me if I was taken, which sorry to say I am."
"Then Fair one I will just have to admire you from a far until your blasted Boy, who ever it may be is out of my way."
"That would be me." Legolas chimed in from the other side of Vana
"Rumil you seem to have a problem with hitting on my girlfriends, Vana is off limits."
"Legolas, dear Legolas, there are truly no boundaries in this world, no real black and white if you will."
"I'll name a few."Legolas snarled
"Vana.Mine.no touch.not allowed.off limits.enough for you Rumil?"
"Yes Legolas, I understand, though your words will never stop the way I feel for Vana."
Legolas began to stand up; he looked as though he was going to hit Rumil.
Luthien placed a hand on Legolas' chest
"I like a fight as well as the next girl but you have a competition to get to and you can't be late."
"Very well then.lets go."
He motioned to Haldir and the rest of the group. The he stooped over to allow Vana to climb on his back. He held her ankles around his waist and began to walk away. She began to suck on the tips on his pointed ears very playfully as they walked off. ******************Rumil's POV***************************
As Rumil watched Legolas with Vana on his back, her pink tough licking the tips of his ears, his face burned with envy.
That girl, that beautiful, seductive, wonderful girl, would be his. No matter what he hade to do Vanatarsarwen would be his.
******************End of POV***************************
It's a funny thing Legolas thought as he stood by the edge of the Archery range, when you are dreading something then time seems to speed up as so in no time you are facing what you were dreading, and yet when you are anticipating something then it seem to take ages to come about.
He was stirred from his thoughts by Luthien's voice.
"Ok heres the story from A-Z, what's going down here is top secret, if any of the Councilors find out then we will find out who rated on us and I personally will rig out you innards and make you choke to death on you own stomach acid."
A rather pleased expression passed across her face as though the prospects of fulfilling such a threat would be quite pleasant. Then she again gave her attention to the crowd (which was now very quite).
"You dig? Good! Then Vana will hand our two contestants their bows and the games shall begin."
Vana passed the bows and quivers to the two elves. Then she spoke in a rather mischievous voice just loud enough for the entire crowd to hear her.
"All right the name of the game is Ten arrow dash, the name is pretty self explanatory, each of our players has ten arrows and he will shot all ten at the following target when each has used up his arrows then we will tally the points, you all will collect or lose you money depending on the outcome and then the loser will strip and take a dip, ya all ready for this?"
The crowd of elves cheered
"Ok! On your marks.." The elves knocked their arrows
"Get set!" they drew back the strings.
"GO!" with a whoosh of air the arrows began to fly.
The game only lasted a matter of seconds then all fell silent.
Vana and Luthien each stepped up to a target (Vana to Haldirs and Luthien to Legolas')
Everyone seemed to be holding their breath as they waited for the scores to come in.
Then Vana and Luthien turned around and holding straight faces, Vana nodded at Luthien and she spoke.
"Legolas of Mirkwood: 129!"
The crowd yelled with glee, that was really good, the best you could get in this game was 130 and that was almost impossible, it looked like Haldir was going to be taking a dip. But Vana held up her hand for silence.
"Haldir of Lothlorien 130! We have Winner!!!"
Haldir looked shocked but nothing in compared to Legolas.
"Well then I believe you may all collect or pay your Deus and meet us at the dock in lets say 10 minutes."
***************************10 minutes******************************
The entire crowd was gathered around the dock, Haldir was being congratulated on his perfect score and Legolas was in the bush stripping.
"Leggy! Time to come out! Your viewers are waiting!" Luthien shouted to the bush.
******************************Luthien's POV*************************
Every one was waiting, waiting and watching as Legolas emerged from the bush.
Wow, was all she could manage to think as she saw Legolas. Wow seemed to sum it all up, that elf was fine.
She had a sudden impulse to go congratulate Vana on her catch, and then it crossed her mind that she hadn't seen Vana for 10 minutes, odd she of all people was least likely to miss a Legolas strip show.
She shock off these thoughts and went back to watching the gorgeous elf that was now walking down the dock to the lakes edge.
***************************Legolas' POV*****************************
His cheeks were burning with embarrassment, he knew as well as the next elf that he had nothing to be embarrassed about but nonetheless he didn't like striping for large groups of people.
Not only was he embarrassed that he was now naked in front of most of the fellow elves at the camp but he had lost to Haldir. He and Haldir hade been friends most of their lives and hade been competing at things just as long, Legolas had always been better that Haldir, no matter what they did, and now he had been beaten. There was no question about it his pride had been hurt.
The end of the dock was very near; he turned around to catcalls from all the girls in the audience and waved before he took the plunge into the lake.
The water was freezing and that was saying something because elves don't usually feel cold. But as his body became used to it he found it quite pleasant.
"You can come out now Leggs!" Luthien shouted from the dock
"No thanks Lu can you leave my clothes by the dock and I'll get them when I come out, later."
"Ok Leggs your crazy."
Oh great the suicidal chick was calling him crazy that's a first.
As he continued to swim he felt icy hands creep up his back.
He jumped and spun around. There was no one there.
He turned back around to see Vana.
"Just thought I'd join you."
She kissed him.he held the kiss.
"My pleasure." He winked
She ran her hands down his legs under the water and whispered.
"The pleasure is all mine."
The two began to swim towards the shore. There was a dock ahead; they slid up onto the beach that was under it. She pressed her body angst his, Oh Valar she was great.
They kissed.again. All was in bliss until a voice broke the silence. "OH VALAR! VANATASARWEN! WHAT IN ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH ARE YOU DOING? AND WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?"
It was Elrond who was standing next to the dock, shit he thought now they were in for it.
Authors notes: please review! I love you all
