Few know that when Eiji left for Japan he left a farewell message for
Ash Lynx - a sort of "Dear John" letter. And while Eiji would have
liked to have made it in the form of a Haiku (a Japanese poetry
form), his limited English made that impossible. Nevertheless, he
tried to be poetic....and Ash found this after he sent Eiji to the
airport with one of his trusted aides....
I do not love you, Mr. Ash
although you have a lovely ass
and I must admit it made me shiver
when in the tub you made it quiver
But the truth is you are just a thug
whose first love is the sight of blood
and nothing I can do for you is as much fun
as your blowing away some fool with your gun
So this is farewell - just dry your eyes
we Japanese don't go in for long goodbyes
and keep your tush inside your thong-
I'm saving all my love for Kong.
(Ash immediately rushed for the airport, but Eiji - and Ash's aide
Kong- had already taken flight for Tokyo.....)
Ash Lynx - a sort of "Dear John" letter. And while Eiji would have
liked to have made it in the form of a Haiku (a Japanese poetry
form), his limited English made that impossible. Nevertheless, he
tried to be poetic....and Ash found this after he sent Eiji to the
airport with one of his trusted aides....
I do not love you, Mr. Ash
although you have a lovely ass
and I must admit it made me shiver
when in the tub you made it quiver
But the truth is you are just a thug
whose first love is the sight of blood
and nothing I can do for you is as much fun
as your blowing away some fool with your gun
So this is farewell - just dry your eyes
we Japanese don't go in for long goodbyes
and keep your tush inside your thong-
I'm saving all my love for Kong.
(Ash immediately rushed for the airport, but Eiji - and Ash's aide
Kong- had already taken flight for Tokyo.....)
