Disclaimer: Ok Tolkien was a literary genius and as much as I wish I was I am not he.so it is safe to assume that none of the characters that he created are mine either.

Authors notes: Ok you have been warned this chapter gets even weirder and if your not prepared to deal with m/m and f/f relationships then don't continue reading my fic, because there are going to be a lot of them. Any way here we go, hold on!

The Group was sitting there Mekerovanin had just escorted Finadarwen back to the Mental Health center and every one was laughing at Vana.

"You almost beat up a insane Girl, Vana!"

Figwit was laughing like a mad man. And Egglanoon was looking rather concerned. Luthien grinned.

"Perhaps we should escort him to the mental health center.I think he's gone mad."

A rather annoyed look passed over Egglanoon's face and she slapped Figwit. He stared dumbstruck at her and then spoke in a voice identical to that of a child when he/she revices a new toy,

"You touched me."

He seemed that had forgotten how to breathe properly and was inhaling and exhaling rather rapidly.

"No, Figwit I slapped you there's a difference between slapping and touching."

Egglanoon turned back to her schedule.

Rumil spoke up to fill the rather acuward silence that had covered the table during Egglanoon and Figwit's little conversation.

"Well darling Vana, if your precious Leggie decides he prefers the insane to the insanely beautiful then just remember I'm always open, or at least I am for you."

Legolas looked at Rumil as though he was hoping to burn a hole through him just by staring.

"Rumil.she's mine and that's not going to change anytime soon.so if I may offer some advice become accustomed to the sight of her with me."

Rumil began to sulk again.

Orophin was chatting to Figwit and Egglanoon was having a heated argument with Luthien regarding which band was better, Gondor's most wanted or Disturbed. Legolas was whispering something to Vana and Rumil was staring jealously. Everyone except Haldir seemed to be doing something, he was just sitting there staring at the uneaten toast on his plate, and he had become rather quiet when Luthien had begun blatantly flirting with Mekerovanin.

********************************Haldirs POV************************

He focused on the odd yellow plate that was in front of him. He couldn't help but feel a little hurt when he had seen Luthien hitting on Mekerovanin. He knew they weren't official like Leggs and Vana were, of course it's not like Legolas had got up and announced to Vana his undying love for her, though he had a sneaky suspicion that he had confessed to her in privet. With him and Luthien it was different, it was obvious that they were attracted to one another, but no one could ever figure Luthien out. Haldir knew that he wanted to be official with Luthien but as far as he knew she didn't even see him as boyfriend material, as far as he knew she was nothing more than her 'fuck buddy' and that was just the way things were.

*****************************End of POV*****************************

The mess hall was full of noise the humans (boys in particular) were whooping and cat calling and Eowyn began to do a cheer routine at the front of one of the human tables.

The whooping and catcalling came to and abrupt stop when a voice boomed from a bullhorn at the front of the hall.

"Attention! Attention! Miss Eowyn! Would you please sit down so I can speak to the campers.!"

Eowyn sat down at began to whisper to the Elf girl next to her, the blond Elf smiled sheepishly.

"As I was saying before miss Eowyn felt the need to express herself. Will now be leaving for our activities."

Gandalf put down the bullhorn and walked back into the kitchen.

The small group made there way to the door. And walked out.

*****************************Vana's POV******************************

She gave a wave to Luthien and Egglanoon as she walked up the trail. Even though the camp program sucked she thought the scenery was beautiful. There were waterfalls and little ponds everywhere.

She was pondering the beauty of the land when she was swept off the ground and found herself looking into Legolas' ice blue eyes. She smiled. There was no question about it, she was in love deep in over her head and she wouldn't have it any other way.

"The land is lovely, don't you agree." She said looking up at her lover

"The scenery my be beautiful but it is put to shame next to you."

He kissed her, her eyes slowly closed as she felt his tongue slip into her mouth. It seemed as though she had slipped into a little piece of heaven and she had no intentions of leaving it that is until a voice shook her from her dreamy state. She pulled from Legolas reluctantly and looked at the source of the disterbence.

"As much as I am trying to grow accustomed to the sight of you two, I'm not quite ready to watch you two getting it on in public, it's far to much for my fragile physic."

It was Rumil and he was looking utterly discussed.

"And besides may I remind you that we have canoeing to get to and we can't be late."

Legolas reluctantly put Vana down and began to walk to the docks.

************************Orophins POV************************

He and Figwit had just arrived at the northern field that was right next to the woods where they would be completing their trail sigh activity.

He sighed and turned to Figwit.

"I'll partner with you."

"Ok.two heads are better than one I suppose."

Orophin smiled to himself, then asked

"So Figwit what's up with you and the lovely Flaming lady, Egglanoon?"

"Well we were together last summer and then when camp ended she told me that she couldn't hold on to our relationship over a the next year and that it was goodbye."

He looked as though he was about to say something else when a booming voice interrupted them.

"Greetings campers! And for those of you who don't already know me my name is Theoden. Welcome to trail signs."

Every one watched Theoden with rather qusical looks, Orophin observed Figwit rolling his eyes and mouthing the words 'men'. Then Theoden continued

" Now for today's assignment I will be giving you partners each group will have a map and each group must follow there map and there trail signs to get to the end on the trail, the first group to reach the end will win a special prize."

He wrung his hands with excitement with the last words.

"Ok then gang are we ready to meet are partners."

Everyone sighed

"Come on campers lets show some enthusiasm! Just let me find my clip board.."

He rummaged around in his backpack

"Oh here it is ok now let me see here.. our first pair will be Morwen and Roherick, and then Berzlondwen and Eomer, and oh yes Faramir and Aragorn."

At the sound of their names two humans jumped and clasp each other's hands. Another human who appeared to be related to the one called Faramir glared at them.

"Ok now whose next oh yes how about Nimrodelle and Boromir, and finally Figwit and Orophin."

"That should be good. Well here are your maps and the trail starts over there."

He motioned with his thumb

"Off with you now."

The different pairs filled off into the woods, Figwit motioned to Orophin and said in an exhausted voice

"Shall we?"

Orophin raised his shoulders while thinking to himself how stupid this whole thing was they said

"Why not."

The two elves filled into the woods.

******************************5 mins later Egglanoon's POV**************

I hate lanyards, she thought to self as she walked down the trail. Luthien and Haldir were talking to her right but she wasn't bothering to overhear them.

The sun was very bright.and she hated it.

Come to think of it she hated a lot of things .she supposed it was in her genetics after all she was kind of unique. Her father had been a flaming creature known as the Belrog her mother an elf, he had held her captive and the resulted was Egglanoon.half elf half Belrog. She seemed to favor her mother for the only way you could tell that she wasn't elf kind was that she had purple eye and oh .yes that minor detail she could conjure fire.

She could now see the craft hut before her and was looking at it as it drew closer. She sighed and entered through the large screen doors.

She took a seat next to Luthien and Haldir, who were still talking. She sat in silence still thinking about all the reasons she hated this place. When a tall pink haired wizard was yelling at them his robes were bright Orange with blue trim, in short he looked like he had gotten into a bad tiff with the acrylic paint set and come off on the losing side.

"Now kids! Settle down! I SAID CALM DOWN!"

He threw a ball of purple light at the near by wall and it melted some pottery. The room fell silent.

"Now I'll pass out your twine and then you can get started."

He handed each of them a piece of tan hemp and then went to the corner and began scribbling in a neon green book. And muttering something about how now the world will see his true genius.

Egglanoon began to tie the hemp into many notes all the while muttering something about how much she hated lanyards. She felt the heat pulsing through her hands; the feeling was utterly filmier like she had felt it somewhere before, but where? Then with a horrified realization she remembered when she had felt this way, the last time she had felt the heat was when she CAUGHT THE CABINS ON FIRE!

She attempted to throw the lanyard on the ground before it was to late, but it had already burst into flames. To top it all off when she had flung the flammming mass that had once been a lanyard it had landed right in the very pink center of Sauroman's head!

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! MY HAIR!!!IT'S ON FIRE!!!!! AHHHHH!"

The room fell scilent as the art teacher screeched.

Finally an Elf named Persifinwen threw a bucket of water over his head. As soon as they're drenched and slightly singed art teacher regained his ability to speak he snarled in a voice that sounded very much like a growl.

"EGGLANOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*******************************Back with Vana, Legolas, and Rumil*********

Their canoeing instructor Lady Gladrielle had assigned each one of them a partner and then a canoe, Rumil had been assigned a canoe with a red haired human girl named Artia, she was rather pretty but he failed to notice, he was still fuming over the fact that Vana and Legolas had been assigned together.

************************Vana's Pov*********************************

She was sitting in the back on the canoe pattling but not really paying attention to where they were going. Legolas hadn't said a word and they had been out there for quite a while. She was getting rather worried. Finally she spoke to break the silence.

"Legolas we're pretty far from shore? Don't you think we should go back?"

He turned around and smiled

"Vana I want to show you something it's not that far ahead, just a little further."

He turned the canoe into a small grotto of trees, in the center was one very large very knarred tree it was covered in many small silver lily's and had many branches hanging over the edge of the water. They docked the canoe up to one of the branches and he jumped out then turned around and helped her.

"This has always been my favorite place in the world and I wanted to share it with you."

Vana had no words to describe how she felt

"Legolas it's beautiful,"

They climbed up to one of the higher branches and sat there. Then Legolas turned to her.

"Vana I know I've only know you for a little while but I feel as though I've been waiting for you my entire life. I love you more than life it's self and want to be with you forever, Vanatarsarwen I know we still have a few years until we are allowed to marry but I'm willing to wait, that is as long as you are?"

Vana was dumb struck what was she supposed to say to some thing like that? She loved him that was all she could remember and that was all that mattered.

"Legolas I will wait, and when we're allowed to marry I will marry no one else, I love you, but Legolas we have to keep this a secret I don't want any one else to know that we plan to get married."

"Anything for you I promise Vana."

He kissed her.and this time there was know one to interfere.

*************************Back with Orophin and Figwit**********************

The two elves had been in the woods for about 30 minutes and were worried that they had become lost in the forest.

"Orophin check the map would you?"

"It says we should be exactly where we are.unless .on Shit.I. .Figwit.I was reading it upside-down."

"YOU WERE WHAT!"

Figwit began to rant and rave waving his hand above his head like a lunatic Orophin could only decipher a few words and those were 'map' 'Orophin' 'lost' 'idiot'.

Figwit's rant was interrupted by a sound coming form a near by bush. They stopped and fell into silence.

"What do you think it is?" Orophin whispered

"I don't know? And animal?" Figwit replied

"Well let's take a look?" Orophins voice shook and Figwit nodded.

The two elves walked up to the bush and stopped.

"Ok." said Figwit

"On the count of three.one.two.three!"

The two elves pulled aside the bush and saw there in the bush was something far more frightening than any animal .it was Aragorn and Faramir.

The two humans were pressed up against a tree lips locked hands groping one another.

All the color drained from Orophins face as he turned and rushed away. Figwit followed in close pursuit as soon as they were out of ear shot Figwit began to wretch and grew rather pail. Orophin began to read the map once more then stated.

"Ok Figwit we're back on the trail.let's go."

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